第04章:恐男症

tongtianaiwugudiwangzheta,“nidengzhewozuoshenme!fangxin,woduinide‘pintou’meixingqu!”

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nvrentingdaotongtianaijixiaodehua,dunshiyiliancuoe。zhangkoujieshediwangzheta,youniutoupiaoleyanshenpangdenanren。

jihubuganxiangxin,tajuranjiangtangtangtaiwanshouxizongcaiqinjinyangshuochengshi“pintou”!

qinjinyangshenshourouleroutaiyangxue,duiyutafujiayutade“lingleichenghu”wufagoutong。

“feijichangxiaomeimei,nizhidaonizaishuoxieshenmema!”nvrennizheyanmouwangxiangta,guyitingxiong。xianshousuiyiliaobozheneiyitoudabolangzhangfa,xiandefengqingwanzhong。

tongtianaiwangzhetaaorendeshuangfeng,wanmeideshencaiquxian,bielebiezui。wusuoweidisongsongjian,taduizijideganbieshencaiyixianghenyouzizhizhiming。

“ok!wozhanghuaduanshuo!”

“shouxianwoyaoxiangyezijiejiechengqing,wobushiyouyiyaodaraonihenipintoudehaoshi。”

“wozhixuyaowufenzhongshijian,rangwobashiqingshuowan,wolikezouren。jueduibuhuiduoliubanmiaozhong!”

yaobushineifenbaozhi,sheixiangdaizaizheilikanbiantaikuang!

zhigaoqiyangdenvrenzaitingdao“yezi”ergezi,yanliderongyanlimafanqing。tajuranshuotashi“yezi”!

“jinyang……”ehenhendidengletayiyan,zhenggerensuijipanfuzainanrenshenshang。tiezhetadeerbian,heqidao,“rangtazouma……”

buzhidaoweishenmetazongganjuexinshenbuning,diliugangaosuta,zheigeturanchuangchulaidenvhaizi,huizhijieyingxiangdaotadediwei。

weilehanweizijidequanwei,tabixuxianfazhiren!

tongtianaidengdaleyanjing,zheigenvrenshangbeizishisheba!

tadeshentijurankeyiruanchengzheiyanga!yuelaiyueyoufanweideganjuele,qiangyanlexiatuomo,diaohezijideweiyefenmi。

“qin……”tajiaoshenmelaizhe?

tongtianaidezuijiaochouchuleliangxia,“qindazongcai,ruguonixianzaigaosuwo,nideyouxijieshule!neiwozhuanshenjiuzou,nimenjixu!”

“jieshu?”qinjinyangshenshoujiangguazaitashenshangdenvrenfuzheng,maikaibuzi,chaotazouqu。

nvrendailengdiqiaozheyanqiandenanren,yishijianjiangchizaiyuandi。huranpieguotouwangxiangtongtianai,yuanbendongrenderongyan,yinweijidubiandechoulouzhengning。

tongtianaikandaotaxiangzijibijin,fanshexingdiwanghoutuiqu。

tademuguangtaizhijie,yetaixili,jiuhaoxiangta……meichuanyifuyiyang……

yixiangdaomeichuanyifu,jiuxiangdaoneigewanshang!tongtianaiyizhangbaixidelianpang,shuadeshaoleqilai。

“ting!biezaiguolai!woyou……”lianmangshenshoudangzaishenqian,jujuetadekaojin。

qinjinyangguorantingxiajiaobu,litasanbuzhiyaodedifangzhuzu,shuangshouhuanxiongkanzheta,“niyoushenme?”

“wo……woyou……”naozilisisuozhesuoyoukenengdecihui,tuokouerchu,“woyoukongnanzheng!nanrenkaodeguojin,wohuiguomin,yanzhongdaozhihuxizhangai!”

kongnanzheng?guomin?huxizhangai?

qinjinyangwangzheyanqianyilianjingkongdexiaonvren,yanmoushensuiqueshixingweiangran。tiaoletiaomei,qiangrenzhuxiangyaokuangxiaodechongdong。

talianshangyanedebiaoqingtaiguomingxian,dangtashixiazima?xiangyaomengpianren,yebuzhaogehaodiandejiekou!

“e?shima?”weilepeiheta,guyihuyidiwendao。

tongtianaikanjiantajiangxinjiangyi,lianmangyangzhuangrouruodemoyang。

shenshouanzaixiongkou,butingdichuanqi。bianchuanbianshuo,“shiashia!nixianzaijiuliwotingjin,yimidejulijiurangwotingnanshoude!”

xinzhongfenfendihou:sibiantaikuang!shawendazhongzhu!kuailiwoyuandian!

qinjinyangyebudangchangshipotadeneidianxiaojiliang,niutouchaozheshenhoudenvrenxiaodao,“baobei,jiranwoxianzaiyoushiqingyaochuli,zhihaoweiqunile。”

“jinyang……”nvrenwanquanchenzuizaitachongmannanxingmeilidexiaorongli,sajiaodijiaozhetademingzi。

qinjinyangzoudaonvrenshenpang,ditouqinnidiwenlexiatadelianpang,“haole!quba!woxihuantinghuadebaobei!wanshang……”

tadeshengyinyuelaiyueqing,tongtiantingbudaotamenzhijiandeduihua。danshikanzheyanqiandenvrenneiyizhangqiaoliderongyan,fanqihongyun,shuangyancanruotaohua,xinliyecailedagai!

“taoyan!neirenjiazoule!”

nvrenshenshoupanzhutadejingxiang,dianqijiaojiansongshangyigefashirewen。suijilinqilvdeshepibaobao,jingguotongtianaishenbianshi,buwangehenhendidengletayiyan。

xianggentadou?tacaishiqinjinyangdexinhuan!

tongtianairenwukerendifanlegebaiyan,kuaiyaoyunjuele。

nuodadebangongshi,suizhenvrendeliqu,qifenxiandeyouxiejiangchi。yishijiansheidoumeiyoushuohua,henyoumoqidibaochichenmo。

shiliududeqiangjinglengqibuduanxiji,tongtianaizhongyurenbuzhudalegepenti。

“啊嚏——”

qinjinyangbuzhizaishenmeshihouzoudaoletashenbian,haobuyouyudituoxiawaitaopizaitadeshenshang,“chuanshangba!yibuxiaoxinzheliangganmaokejiubuhaole!”

tongtianaixiangyemeixiang,kaikoudaoxie,“xiexienio!nizhenshi……”

“dahaoren”zheisangezihaimeishuochukou,taiqitoupiejiantagaodadeshenqu,zaiduishangneiyizhangfangdadejunrong,hedelianmangwanghoutuileyidabu。

zheigerenshiyoulingma!shenmeshihoupiaodaotashenbiande!

“nidekongnanzhenghaole?”qinjinyangshuangshouhuanxiong,tiaomeiwendao。

“……”tongtianaixiangbuchuruhejiexiawen,aiyuandidengletayiyan。

xiayimiaozhongyouyangqixiaolian,lianmangzhuanyihuati,“qindazongcai,woxiangbaituoninyijianshi,ninnengbunengbaneixiedipianhaijiwo!”

qinjinyangtingdaozuoyiju“qindazongcai”youyiju“nin”,xinlifeichangbushuang,“bu——neng——!”