“啥？”
laodaorenmengdilengzhu，houtoushangxiasongdongpiankehou，jichuleyimokuxiao。
niutoukanleyanrengzainannanziyudejiushu，laodaorenhenhenyiyaoya：
“guantemeneimeduoni！fanzhengdoushixiesui，ganlutouyige，laodaojiunongyige！”
钟秦嘴角笑意更甚。
“nizhidaoliujiabaozhiqianyouduoshaorenkouma？”
laodaorenlianseyijiang，xinliyongchulaiyigubuhaodeyugan。
“daishangfuru，gongjiyibaiqishibakou，zongjisanbaiershierren，suanshangwailaibizaidewaixingrenyeyoushiqige……”
“这特么……”
laodaorenlenglehaobantian，zuijiaojuliezhandongqilai。
zhongqinsaoleyanmeibeizhaiqiangshanghuoguanglongzhaozhededabancunluo，youdingzhelaodaorenkanlepianke，bushuohuale。
二人就此沉寂下来。
……
buzhidaoguoleduojiu，liuqingshanyoudaizheliujiabaodecunminhulalahuilaile。
kanjiantanzuozaidishangdelaodaoren，yishilengzhu。
“yi？daozhang，nizheishi……”
laodaorentaitoukanleyanzhongqin，henhenyiroulian，zhanqishenlai。
“meishier，jiushigangcaiqiasuanyouxieguoyuhaofeixinshenle。zuozheierxiehuier。”
liuqingshanhuyikanleyanzhongqin，yilianrenzhenkanzhelaodaoren：
“daozhang，womenshangliangguole。jiuannishuodeban！”
laodaorenlianshangbiaoqingkusezhiji，zhongqinxiaoerbuyu。
……
huojiazishizailiujiacitangdedaguishupangjiaqilaide。
yinglaodaorendeqianglieyaoqiu，zhongqinshiweiyiyigebeiyunxu“guanli”dewaixingren。
shizaishifenbukaijiushufuzi，haishikulidetieniusanrenzhihaojiangjiushufuzierrendoujibangdaolemujiazishang。
mujiazishilizaiyigecongmangduiqilaidechaihuoduoshang，weileyifangwanyi，laodaorenhaiteyirangrenlinshangleyou。
buzhidaoshifuzhixinlinghaishihuiguangfanzhao，zaizuanzhehuobadeliuqinghekaojindeshunjian，yizhidizhetoudejiushuhurantaiqitoulai。
talianshangdexueyeyijingchediganhele，danshangfandeyanbaiquerengshishenrendehongbaixiangjian。
liuqinghebeiheleyidatiao，shenzidouduosuoleyixia。
“ding”zheliuqingshanpianke，jiushuhuranxiaole。
“桀桀桀桀……”
yilianchuanganyadeguaixiaocongtadesangzilijichu，zaijijingwushengdechangdishangkonglaihuihuixiang。
liuqingheliansecanbaiyipian，sihaobuganzaishangqianbanbu，niutouqiuzhusidekanxiangzijideqinge。
“完了。”
zhongqinlianseyibian，taitoukantian。
“tufei，quantemeshitufei！
siren，doutemeshisiren！
laoziweinimenzuoledabanbeizitufei，daozuihou，buhaishigexiaohua？hahahaha……”
jiushujiezheliansezhengningsihou。
“laoer，lengzheganma？dongshou！”
liuqingshanliansenankandaolejidian，zaijiushudiyijuhuagangluozhiji，jiubuyouchaozheliuqinghecuicu。
“咔嚓！”
yidaoshandianmoranhuapotianji，jiangliujiabaoyingdehuangrubaizhou。
jiushudesihoushengwanquanbeileishengheshandianshengyanmei。
tajiexialaidehuaquanranmeirentingdeqingchu——
liuqingshanyijingkuaibushangqian，yibaqiangguoliuqingheshoulidehuoba，henhentoujinlechaihuoduo。
“呼……”
yirenduogaodezihongsehuomiaoshunjianshengtengerqi，jihushizhayangongfu，bianjiangjiushuhetahuailidexiaoqiaocheditunshi！
zhongqinyagenjiumeiqukanbeihuoyantunshiledejiushufuzi，zhishiweizhouzhemei，kanzhetianshangneilunzhujiancongyinyunlongzhaolizhengtuochulaideyuanyue。
jintianshiqiyueshiyi，danciketianshangdeyueliang，quebizhongqinwangrilijianguoderenheyilunshiwudeyueliangdouyaoyuan。
erqie，jinwandeyuelianghaixiandegewaiyaoyi，wangrilideyinseguanghui，cikejinshubeixuehongsesuoqudai。
fangfo，zheixuehongsejiangzhiqianningjingdeyinsedeyuehuichedifensui，jiekailezheigeshijielingyicengbuweirensuozhidemiansha……
“……tayaochulaile。”
dingzheyuanyuekanlepianke，zhongqinhuranxinyousuogankanxiangjibuwaidedaguishu。
laodaorenyiliantantezhewangzhongqinshenpangcou，tameiyoutingjianzhongqingangcaideziyanziyu，danzheiquebingbufangaitazheihuieryebeiyigumomingdekonghuangsuolongzhao。
“xiaoxiongdi，nishuo，jinwanzheishier，suanshijiejueleba？”
kanzheranshaodegewaixunsudechaihuoduo，laodaorendishengwenxiangzhongqin。
“呵呵。”
zhongqinzhuantou，lenglengpietayiyan，zhuantoujiuzou。
“啥意思？”
老道人脸色一僵。
“gangcaizanliangbushihaihezuolaizhedema？”
huayingangluo，liujiabaodecunminquehuransaoluanqilai。
“道长，道长！”
yiliantieqingdeliuqingshanjihuzaisaoluandiyishijianjiuzhaodaolelaodaoren。
buyongtashuo，laodaorenbiandiyishijianfaxianlezhongrensaoluandeyuanyin！
zhifanyemaodedaguishushang，buzhiheshichuxianleshujubeidiaozhedeshiti。
huoguangtongming，suoyiliujiabaodecunminjihushizaidiyishijianjiurenchulezheixieshitideshenfen——
zhengshicongsantianqianliqisiwangdeneixierenjia！
chulejinwan，yijingsiwangderenshuzonggongshishiren。
erxianzai，daguishuzhiyashangdiaozhedequeshizhengzhengshiergeren！
duochulaideneiliangjushitiqiahaobeiyixiezhiyaheshuyedangzaiyinyingli，zhongrenyishizhijianfenbianbuqingchu。
“nikan，neiliangju……”
zuzhanghuayinweiluo，yizhenyefengqiadaohaochudechuifuerguo。
daguishuzhiyashuye“shasha”zuoxiangjian，neiliangjubeizhiyeyangaizhedeshitihuanhuanzhuanxiangzhongren……
“艹！”
“老天爷！”
“这，这……”
kanqingchuliangjudiaozhedeshitihou，yixiecunmindangjirenbuzhushishengjianjiao，youxiedanzixiaodeshenzhizhijieniaolekuzitandaozaidi……
laodaorenxiayishizhuantoukanleyanyijingyuefaximiedehuoyanhou，liansexuebaiyipian。
“道长？道长？！”
liuqingshandaodishizuoleduoniandezuzhang，cikehainengmianqiangweichizheyisidingli。
tuilelaodaorenyizhenhou，liuqingshancongsangzilijichuyijuhenhua：
“daozhang，wobuguanjiushutamenliangge，yijingshaodeguhuizhadoubushengderenshizenmechuxianzaishangmiande！
wozhiyaogaosuniyidian，ruguonibubazheixieshierchedijiejuedehua。
wokebubaozhengwomenbaolidenagelengtouqingbaniyejiguashangqu！”
laodaorenyanpiziyizhan，xiayishidiantou。
danzhuanyanjian，fanyingguolaizijidexianechujinghou，laodaorenmashangzairenqunlixunzhaoqizhongqinlai：
“neigenianqinghoushengni？woxuyaotadebangmang！meitazheishierjiejuebule！”
“哪个后生？”
liuqingshanmeitouyizhou，shunzhelaodaorenshixiansouxun。
“shibushisanditamenjiaxifuerdeneigebiaozhi，haoxiangjiaozhongqinlaizhe？”