第2章 你不用害羞

neitian,tiankongpiaozhexisuidexuehua,yuanchuxiqingdebianpaosheng,ciqibifu。

wopazaidishang,naodailidexuehuahuawangwailiu,shentiyuelaiyueleng,fangfoshengmingzaiyidiandianchoulishenti。

neiyike,woshenqinghuanghu,xinliquetebietonghenzheigeshijie;wowangxiaozhi,congxiaodaodadoumeizuoguohuaishi,laotianyeweishenmeyaozheimeduiwo?!

woxinlibiezheyiguqi,shangbulai、xiabuqu;jiuhaoxiangbinsizhiren,kazaihoulonglidezuihouyikouqiyiyang。wozhidao,zheikouqiyidantuchulai,renjiusile……

kenengrenzailinsideyike,douhuihuiguangfanzhaoba!

tingzheloudongli,qicandejianjiaohezhenzhenouda,yijixinzhongjiyudeneiguwuchufaxiedeyuanqi;zuihouwojingcongdishangpaqilai,fengleyibanchonglejinqu。

dangshiwodiyiyanjiukandao,yougenanren,zhengsicheneigejiaoxiaoqiandeyifu;neiyike,wojihuyongjinlequanshendeliqi,henhenzhuangxiangneinande,zuilidahan:“pao!dadianhuabaojing!!!”

xiaoqiankuzhepaqilai,pinlemingdiwangwaimianpao。

erloudonglideneixienanren,shunjianjiuchaowobenleguolai。

woshuangshoujinkouzheloudongliangbiandeqiang,sisidangzhetamendequlu;suirandangshipadetuidoufadou,danwohaishibutingdigaosuziji,jintianjiushisi,yebunengrangzheixiehundandecheng!

“wei,110ma?guoguangdashadegongdishang,youyibangzuifan,nimenkuaidianlai,tamenyaosharen!”xiaoqianyibianpao,yibiandazheshouji。

erneiqunhundan,jihufengleyibanchaowodalai;zuihouwodenaodai,youbeirenqiaoleyimengun;woyigeliangqiang,dengshiyanqianyihei,shenzizhongzhongshuaizaidishang,shiqulezhijue。

neiyici,woyiweizijizhendejiusile,cai20sui,neimenianqing。

kehoulai,wobudanmeisi,hairenshileyigegaibianlewoyishengdenvrenbaijie。

chuxiye,dangwohuanhuanzhengkaiyanshi,chuangwaidebaicheng,ranqilexuanlideyanhua;yiyuanzoulangdedianshijili,haibushichuanlaichunwanzhuchirendebainiansheng。

“nixingle?!”yishuangbaixirouruandexiaoshou,jinjinzhuazhewo;neigejiao“baijie”denvren,hanzheyanleishuo,“nimeishi,zhendetaihaole!”

“guonianlema?”wominlemingansedezuichunwenta。

“guonianle!chunwandoukaibole。”tajinzhuazhewodeshou,tebiekuijiudishuo。

wodiandiantou,shenzixuruodelihai;chuangwaiyanhuashanshuo,balengqingdebingfang,zhaodewucaibanlan。wowentashuo:nin…ninyoushoujima?

talikeshuoyou,ranhoucongbaolinachushoujidijiwo。wozhanzheshoubolehao,dianhuaneitouchuanlailesanshendeshengyin。

woshuosanshen,womazaijiama?woshixiaozhi。tajidongdishuozaijia,ranhoupaodaowojiashuo:dasao,shixiaozhi,xiaozhilaidianhuale!

womajieguodianhua,yixiazijiukule:era!nizainaer?guonianlenizenmehaibuhuijia?nizenmezheimebudongshia!

neiyikewochadiankuchulai,danwobuxiangrangmuqindanxin,jiushuowozaiwaimianzhaolefengongzuo,zhuanleqianhaojininzhibing。

muqinlikehaipadao:neinibunianshule?haoburongyikaoshangdedaxue,nikebunenghutua!

womangshuonian,jinnianhainalejiangxuejin,gongzuozhishijianzhi,budanwushangkede。

shuowanzheihua,woxinrudaojiao,yinweiwoyijingbudasuannianle,lianqimokaoshidoumeicanjia。

“nianjiuhao、nianjiuhao……”muqinfanfuniantaozheijuhua,woxinlinanshoudelihai,jiushuodianhuafeitingguide,jiuzheiyangba。

gualedianhua,wozaiyeyizhibuzhuyanleile,wuzhelianjiukuleqilai。

“ai!nibieku,youshenmenanchu,nigenwoshuo,wobangni!”tanazhijinjiwocayanlei,zhijinshangdaizhemolihuadexiangwei,woyibeizidoubuhuiwangji。

wojiurenzhekusheng,gengyanshuo:xie…xiexienijiulewo。

tayixiao,ganmangyaotou:“yinggaishiwoxiexienicaidui,yaobushini,wohejiemeimenkeneng……”tatanlekouqi,meizaiwangxiashuo。

ranhouwomendoubushuohuale,buzaiqutineixieshangxindewangshi,zhishidaidaidikanzhechuangwai,neiyishushuzhanfangdeyanhua。

guolehaoyihuier,taturanshuo:ai!nishixueshenga?daxueshengma?

wominzhezuidiandiantou,youganmangyaotoushuo:yiqianshi,xianzaibushile。

“weishenme?”tahaoqidikanzhewo。

“meiyouweishenme,buxiangnianle。”

“nizheimenianqing,bunianshunengganma?haobudongshie!”tajuezhezui,youdianjiaoxunwodeyisi。

womeiyoufanbota,xiangtazheizhongnvren,yikanjiushichushengzaifuyujiating,genbenjiubumingbai,wozheizhongqiongrendekunnan。sheibuxiangnianshu?sheibuxiangdaizaimeilidexiaoyuanli?keshenghuo,zaoyiboduolewoxuanzedequanli。

houlaiwowenta,neiqunzuifanbeijingchazhuazhumeiyou?tashuopaole,jingchazhengzaizhua。wojiuganjinshuo:neilingtouderen,shiguoguangdashadebaogongtou,kaifashangneilidouyouziliao。talikediandiantou,jipaichusuoneibiandaledianhua。

danianchuyineitian,wochuyuanle;suiranbaijiejiliquanwo,rangwozaizhuliangtian,kewozongjuededaguoniandezhuyiyuanli,tinghuiqide;genghekuangwochulenaodaifenglejizhen,shenshangdadoushipiwaishang,meishenmedaai。

xialoudeshihou,tafuzhewo,yigejingermaiyuanshuo:“nizheihaizizhenjue,shuoshenmedoubuting,haoqirene!”tashuohuadaidiannanfangkouyin,ganjuetinghaotingde,youdiangaoxiao。

kewoyixiao,tajiudawo,qigugushuo:nixiaoshenme?nalihaoxiaoe?

womeibiezhu,jiumofangtadekouqishuo:ganjuenihaoluosuoe!

“ni…”tayongliqialewoyixia,“nihaofanrene!”

chuleyiyuan,wozuoshangletadeche;neishilianghongsedemashaladi,yaojibaiwande。

zaicheli,wojinzhangdelihai,shoudoubuzhidaogaiwangnaerfang,zheishiwodiyicizuozheimehaohuadeche。

taanxiayinlebofangqi,jiuwenwoqunaer?woshuobawosongdaoguoguangdashagongdijiuxingle,neiliyougongpeng,wozhuneilimian。

“neinaerxing?”tacaileyijiaochache,youxiehuangkongdishuo:nibunengqu,neibangzuifanhaimeizhuazhu,wanyitamenzaihuiqu,banidalezenmeban?

tashuodedui,baogongtougujihensiwole!

kewonengqunaerni?zuihouwoxianglexiangshuo:“neinibawosonggongdaba。”suiranxianzaifangjia,dansushebuguanmen,woyouyouyaochi,keyidaoxuexiaocouhejiwan。

ketatingdao“gongda”lianggezi,likechijingdikanlewoyiyan:“he!haishigongdadexuesheng,bujiandane!jiuzheimechuoxue,kexile……”

tadehuachuodaolewodetongchu,wominminzui,wangzhechuangwaifanhuadebaicheng,yanleishunjianluolexialai。

dangchuwoneimenuli、neimenuli,zhongyuzouchuleqiongshangou,kaoshanglegongda,zuihouqueshizheiyangdejieguo。

woxiangmingyunshilengmode,tabuhuiyinweinikelian,bianfuyunitongqing……

chezikaidaogongdadeshihou,yijingbangwanle;dangshixuehaizaixia,guazhelengfeng,wozhanzaisushelouqian,guozhehuangdayi,butingdicuoshou。

“doudengleyigexiaoshile,huibuhuiyourenlaikaimena?shangchelinuanheyihuierba。”tayaoxiachechuang,chaowozhaoshou。

wozhidaotajiao“baijie”,jiushuobaijie,yaobuninxianhuiquba,wozijizaizheierdengjiuhaole。

talikeshuo:neiniyaodengdaoshenmeshihou?

woshuowanshangba,wanshangyidingyourenlaikaimende。

“neiwanyimeirenlaini?meirenlainizenmeban?jintiankeshidanianchuyi!”

wobeitawendaole,yishibuzhidaogaizenmehuida;tayouchaowozhaozhaoshoushuo:shanglaiba!

chezishichulexiaoyuan,wowentayaoqunaer?talengleyixia,youyouxiebuhaoyisishuo:quwoneierba。

woganmangshuo:neizenmexing?wo…wokeshige…“nongmingong”。

neishihou,nongmingongdemingshenghenbuhao,dajiadoudaizheyouseyanjingkandaizheigezhiye。

ketaquehaobuzaiyishuo:nibushinongmingong,ershigongdadegaocaisheng,haishigexiaoshundehaizi。

“neiyebuxing,daguoniande,nijialikendingdoushiren,woqulebufangbian,taigangale。”shuowanwojiurangtatingche,shizaibuxingwojiuqugongpenglishui。

tinglewodehua,taquezuijiaodaizheyisihuaixiaoshuo:woyigerenzhude,nibuyonghaixiu……