第1章
jiajijingchengfozidediqinian，tajuedingmanzhetalikaile。
“xitong，woyaozaiqitianhoujieshurenwu。”
renaodejietou，xiatangkanzhedalouguanggaopingshangzhengzaixunhuanbofangdeqiuhunshipin，yanshenjiandingdizhaohuanchuxitong。
didiyisheng，xitongjixieshengyinxiangqi：
【suzhuqiangzhizhongzhirenwu，zhengzaichulizhong......】
piankehou，xiatangtoudingchuxiandaojishi。
【renwuzhongzhi！suzhuyiyuqinianqianwanchenggonglverenwu，youyuyanchituolishijie，nidesiwangfangshiweichehuoshenwang，nihaiyou6tian23xiaoshi59fen......】
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xiatangdiandiantou，yanshenlengdan。
buyuanchudalouguanggaopingdeshipinli，shidaijituanzongcaishidaochengdanxiguidi，yixianglengjingjinyuderenzaifengshanghunjieshi，shouquezaiweiweizhandou，dangtingdaotashuochuyuanyishi，tashikongdijiangtabaoqiyuandizhuanlehaojiquan。
“我娶到夏棠了！”
zheishengyinchuanguoqinianguangyin，touzhewujinxingfuyumeihao。
pangbianbaowadenvrenmanyanxianmu，duishenbianlaogongbaoyuan：
“niqiaoqiaoshizong，duoaitalaopo，renjiazichanqianyidezongcai，jiuyinweiqizihuafenguomin，zounaerdoudaizhexiaochuanpenwu，pingshiduishitaitaigengshibaiyibaishun，mingpaibaozhubaoshoushimaiqilaiyanjingdoubuzhayixia，haiqinzikaizhishengjikuachengjitamaiguoqingtuan，nini？jiehunzheimeduonianliangebaobaodoumeijiwomaiguo！”
lianggechuanzhifudenvshengjidongdao：
“shizongjianzhilianainaowanqi！tingshuoxia**shibasuichengrenligangguo，tajiugenrenjiabiaobaile，ershiersuibiyedianlishang，tasongchuqianwanjibiefenzuanhuangguan，quanchengranfangyanhuasantian，qiuhunchenggonghoubujiu，xia**shenhuanzhongbing，shizongbazijideyikeshenjileta，zhihouyouqupa9999jitianti，qiushenforangtazuiaidenvhaisuxing......shijieshangzenmehuiyouzheimechunaidenanren！”
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xiatangzaiyetingbuxiaqu，zhuanshendaizhezichaodexiaolikailerenqun。
suoyourendoushuoshidaochengshilianainao，xianmuxia**nengzhaodaozheimehaodenanren。
kesheiyebuzhidao，zheiyangyigechongqikuangmo，juranmanzhetahenvshejishizaiwaimianyoulelianggehaizi。
dangxiatangzaiyoueryuanmenqian，kanjianshidaochengmanlianxiaorongdibaoqilianggexiaonanhai，yijiasikouqilerongrongshi，tazhengkexindoufangfobeilirenchuanzaochengciwei，xianxuelinli，jihuchengni。
shisinianqianxiatangchuanjinshuli，chengweishoujinjimunvedaidexiaokelian。
shishidaochengjiangguizaixuedi，jihuyanyanyixidetabaoqi，hongzheyanjingyiziyidundiduijimuhezhadieshuo：“nimenxiajiayangbuqinver，woshijialaiyang！”
houlaitaweitajiangxiaohunhunleigudaduan，youzaihuozaishi，mingdoubuyaolechongjinqujiuta，dezhitafuqinhejimuxiangzonghuosharenhou，yibahuoshaolexiajialaozhai......
houlaiweilequta，tagengshibuxifangqijichengrenshenfen，zijichijinkutouchuangye，yeyaojitagemingfen。
chuangyeshitaweilelatouzi，zaijiuzhuoshanghedaoweichuxue，chunwuxueseditangzaibingchuangshang，haibuwanganweikuchengleirendexiatang。
“tangtang，bieku，woshuoguoyaorangnixingfuyibeizi，woyidinghuizuodao。”
renwujieshuxiatangbenkeyihuidaoxianshi，ketashebudeliuxiashidaochengyigeren，yushifangqijihuixuanzeliuzaitashenbian。
rujincaifaxian，tadeaibingfeizhiweitayiren，yepingfenjilelingyigenvren。
zhuixindetongrangxiatangyanqianyihei，yundaozaijietou。
dengtaxinglaishi，shouzaichuangbiandeshidaochengsonglekouqi。
“tangtang，nizhongyuxingle。”
tajinjinwozhutadeshou，xizhuangshangzhanmanchentu，zhulizaipangbianshuotadezhixiatangyundao，yishizhejishuaileyijiao。
“不许多嘴。”
shidaochengchenshenghezhuzhuli，zhulibazuibalashanglalian，shiqudizouchudebingfang。
“yihouxiangqunajiurangjialiayipeiniqu，bieranglaogongdanxin，haobuhao？”
shidaochengshengyindoudaizhezhanyin。
xiatangtaiqiandanshuangmou，tayanlidejiqieheguanaibuxiangjiade，kechenshanlingkouxiadewenhenyeshishizaizaishizhende。
xinkouyizhencitong，xiayimiao，shidaochengjiangtabaozaihuaili，lianjiazaitajingwocengleceng，zheiyimuzhenghaobeiganlaideshijiayunkanzaiyanli，tazezeliangsheng，daduanleliangren。
“ge，nilianainaoyetaiyanzhongleba？nidanfanbaduisaozidewenrou，nachushifenzhiyijishenbianren，renjiayebuzhiyujiaonihuoyanwangle。saozizhidaoniyouliangfumiankongma？”
shidaochengyigelengmouhengguoqu，shijiayuntuletushetou，pengchuheisirongzhubaolihedijita。
“zheishinijisaozidingzhidexianglian，woshunluquhuilaile。”
zhubaoheli，yitiaohongzuanxiangliangaoguijingmeiyiyishenghui，shidaochengwozhuxiatangdeshou，cixingsangyinchongnidao：“tangtang，zheishiwoqinziweinishejidejiehunjinianriliwu，duyiwuer。”
tagangyaoweitadaishangxianglian，shoujituranxiangqi，kandaoxiaoxihoutalianseweiningzhong，songkaiwozhexiatangdeshoucongmangqishen。
“tangtang，woyoudianjishibixuquchuliyixiarangjiayunzaizheierpeinihaobuhao？”
laidianxianshicongcongyipie，xiatangshilijihaodikanjian‘haizimama’debeizhu，xinkoukuse，mianshangquepingjingdidiantou。
“你去吧。”
tayaoqunaer，hesheijianmian，taguanbuzhuyebuxiangzaiguan。
fanzhengqitianhoutajiuhuisiqu，tazaiyebuyongfeijinxinsidibianzaohuangyanpiantale。