第五章 假少爷真鸭子

【maya,dajie,yiweizijishibanxianerni?biezaizheilifadianxingma?】

【jiemuzushangnaerzhaolegeshenpo?chadianyiweiwokandebushi《lianshangtianmi》,ershigebide《lingzhijing》ni。】

【woshiwakuangzhuanjia,zheijiushishenjin,erqiechundujigao。】

zaijiabinmenzhenjingdeshihou,gezhongdanmubutingfeiguo,wuyiliwaidoushimayunxiade。

buguoyunxiakanbujian,jiusuankanjianyebuhuizaihu,tazhishishihuashishuo。

“wei,neigeshei,nishibushixiangzhuanliuliangxiangfengle?”youyouhahadaxiaoqilai,yongchazizhizhizheyunxia,“haishuoshenmeduanminggui,nizhidaorenjiashisheima?jingchengsidataiziyezhiyidehuohaochen!renjiademingge,keguizhongzheni~”

beidianmingduanmingguidehuohaochen,gengshibumandizhoumeidao:“nitadayedecaishiduanminggui,bieyiweinizizuocongminggaochufuyuzhongbutongdeyangzi,benshaoyejiunengkanshangni。duiyunizheizhongxiangbaobenshaoyedatuidezhengrongbaijinnv,benshaoyepingrilijiandeduole,buxihan!”

huayingangluo,qiyuderenfenfenxiaochuleshenglai,huoduohuoshaodoudaizhedianjifengyiwei。

raneryunxiazhichaqiyikuainiuroujiaobajiaoba,“nibushiyueshengrenma?zenmejiujingchengtaiziyele?erqienibiwaibuzheng、biduantabian、meimaoxishu,yebushitianshengfuguidemingge,yinggaishiziyoupinkuncaidui。”

“zheiweixiaojie,nisihuduiwomenyidianlejiedoumeiyou,buguoxiangxiangyezhengchang,bijingnilailedoumeigenwomendazhaohu,zaichifandeshihouyeweicengtingwomenshuohua,”muruoxixiaomimididingzheyunxia,shengyinwenrou,yuqiquejiweiyinyangguaiqi,“haochenxiaoshihoufumuliyi,gensuimuqinzaiyueshengshenghuo,guodedequeqingpin。zhishihoulaimuqinbingshi,tacailailejingchengzhaofuqin,youlerujinderonghuafugui。ai,niruoshigangcairenzhentingyiting,yebuzhiyunaoderucigangale。”

shuowanzhihou,muruoxihaijihuohaochendilekuaixigua,yingyingxiaozheweiweiyaotou,shiyihuohaochenbubidongnu。

huohaochenqueshilenghengyisheng,zhichongyunxiafanlegebaiyan,“benshaoyedeshenshi,nishangwangchayicha,yenengzhidaogeqiqibaba,zaizheilizhuangshennongguishenme?zhenshitiaoliangxiaochou。”

【hahahahaha,huoshaoyehaishiyirujiwangdezhenxingqing,kansheibumanshangqujiushiyijibaiyan。】

【danfanduozaiwangshangchonglang,douzhidaohuoshaoyedeshenshi,zheiyoushenmekenachulaishuode。xiaochoujieyaozhuanliuliang,haodaibiandianxinguaba?】

【wuwu,woyoukedaochenxixiangduile!dashaoyexdaxiaojiejiushizhuipeideaaaa!】

“shima?neiwangyoumenzhidaonishijiashaoyezhenyazima?”yunxiabujinbumandinaqiyigenshutiao,bianchibianshuo。

gangganghaimanlianbuxie,baichugaojiazidehuohaochen,shensedunshijiangyingwanfen。

qitajirenyedoulengleyishun,buzhishibeiyunxiadehuajingdaole,haishizaisikaoyazidehanyi。

【xiaochoujiefashenmefeng???zhibuzhidaozaoyaofanfa???weileliuliangbuxibazijisongjinjuzishiba???daodishinalilaidedianpo???】

【turanjiuxiangyaorenlaikanzhibole,meirengaosuwodisijizheimejingcaia。qingsi,jixusi,sideyuejilieyuehao!】

【bushi,zhenyourenxinxiaochoujieshuodehuaa?huoshaoyekeshijingchengsidashijiahuojiaderen!zheisinvrenjiushixiangyaoliuliangxiangfengle!chunchunzaoyao!】

huohaochenfanyingguolai,lengzhelian,“nifafengfagoulemei?wogaosunia,dengzhibojieshu,wojiurangwodelvshiqisuni!bieyiweinishigenvren,wojiuhuiduinishouxialiuqing。”

tasuiyuqiqiangying,dandichuideyanmou,haishirenbuzhushanguoleyimohuangluan。

buguodajiacishidezhuyilidouzaiyunxiashenshang,bingweiyourenfajue。

youyouhaidaxiaoqilai,qiaozheerlangtuihuangyou,“wotianni,dajienishimeishuixingma?jiushiniqudangji,huoshaoyebukenengqudangyade。ei,shuoqilainikanzhe,haitingxiangneihuishier,gaibuhuishizaineishenme,yijidurenba?”

yunxiazongsuanshichibaole,fangxiashouzhongdaocha,zhijiehuoliquankai。

fanzhengzaizuogewei,meiyigehaodongxi。

“wozhidaonihenji,danshinixianbieji。bijing,biqinijiaotaduotiaochuanhaiqiangduonianguimideweihunfuzheixieshilaishuo,haishizheiweiyashaomingmingbeibaoyangquepianyaozhuanghaomenbingyoupianweichengniandeshiyaogengelie。”

cihuayichu,xianqianhairezhongyukanxideyouyou,shunjianmeilexiaoyi。

tadengdaleshuangyan,shengyinwubijianli:“nixiashuoshenme!xinbuxinwosilannidezui!”

“ngng,woxin,danniruoshiganlaidawo,wojiugaizhuomoyixiahuanfangzideshierle,”yunxiahaobuzaiyidipieleyouyouyiyan,youkanxianglianseyufacanbaidehuohaochenshuo,“nishiwusuizhongkaoshili,muqinxiangrangnifudu,jieguonijianchibuken,yumuqinchanshengzhengzhi,qidemuqinxinzangbingfa。”

“ernizhilengyankanzhe,jibujimuqinnayao,yoububangmuqinjiaojijiuche。daimuqinqushi,jiunazhemuqindeyichankaishisichuxiaoyao。kenimuqinduzifuyangni,yemeinengzanxiataiduojixu。zaijiashangnichenmiyudubo,neixieqianhenkuaijiubaiguangle。”

“nizoutouwuluzhixia,xuanzelechumaiziji。niyunqihaibucuo,jinzheixingmeiduojiu,bianbeijingchengdeyigefulaotoukanshang,haigenzhezheigefulaotoulailejingcheng。zhishinibuxiangbeipangrenfaxian,jiukaishizaiwangshangweizaorenshe,yongmolengliangkedehuashuheyingxiaojiangzijibaozhuangchenglesuoweideshijiashaoye。”

“weilenengweichizhufulaotoudexiai,yeweileshunlidarugenggaodejieceng。nijiujiajiejiaowangdemingyipianlewushuweichengnian,weibiliyoujiangzheixieweichengniansongqufulaotouheqitadalaodechuangshang。ruci,caihuanlailenirujinnengnachulaixuanyaoderonghuafugui。”

huohaochenzuijiaochouchu,sisidingzheyunxiashuo:“nihaitinghuibiangushide,benshaochayidianjiuyaoxinle。”

tamingmingjiangyiqieyangaidejihao,keweishenme,zheigeturanmaochulaidenvrenhuizhidaodewubiqingchu?

xianglexiang,yanxiazongguimeiyourenhezhengju,tahaishiyangzhuangzhendingheizhelian。

“daoyan!daoyan!kuaibawoshoujihaijiwo,woyaozhaolvshigaozheigefengnvrenzaoyaofeibang!”

yipangdemuruoxigengshikanrenaobuxianshida,guyishenshoulazhulehuohaochen,“haochen,yaobuhaishisuanleba?woqiaozhezheiweixiaojiekongpajingshenzhuangtaibujia,nimeibiyaogentajijiaodeya。yuqizhaolvshi,daobururangdaoyanzujiaoyishengganlai,danwulezheiweixiaojiedebingqingkebuhao。”

doubeianzhishijingshenbingle,yunxiananengyanxiazheikouqi。

taxingyanyisao,fanqimolengguang,hongchunshangyangqingxiaozhe,“ganggangwangleshuo,yizhibaoyangzhezheiweiyazigedefulaotou,jiushinidefuqin。”