“bushiqiaobuqi，shiyagenkanbushang！”
xujianfengdanshouchadou，yuqizhongmanshipianjian。
“chuleshidaguoyitaidouwai，nengyoujigezhendongzhongyide？youqishinizheizhongyeluzichushen，kaizhensuokaokengmengguaipian，haixiangzhendezhibingjiuren？”
chuyangdeyanshenlenglengpini，“xiyibukaoneixieyixueqicaijiumeifazhibing，zhongyikaozhenmaijiunengxungenwenzhen！xiyihaibucunzaideshihou，zhongyijiuyijiuzhiwanwanren！”
“zhei，nifoudingbule。”
对牛弹琴。
xujianfengyagentingbujinqu。
“landegennifeihua！guanjia，kuaiquwaibianjieyijie，jiuhucheyinggaikuaidaole。”
“诶，好！”
jiuzaizheishi，jiuhuchedejingdishengyouyuanjijinchuanlai。
henkuaiyimingyishengdaizhelianggehushizoulejinlai。
“yisheng，kuaikankanwofuqindeqingkuang。tagangcaiyundaole，kaozijiyouhuifuleyixie，xianzaixingleguolai，danrenhaiyoudianbuqingxing。
zheijiahuozichengshishenmegoupizhongyi，gangcaiwangwobadenaodaizhaleyizhen，womeilandezhu，nimenyejianchajianchayoumeiyouwenti。ruguoyouwenti，laozijuebuqingraota！”
xujianfengnachuyibaoyan，xiayishizhunbeijiyishengsanyan。
白痴吧。
chuyangerdubaichuqianlongkandiaomindebiaoqing。
真是没眼看。
“zhongyidaduodoushipianrende，zhenzhenglihaidezhongyidouzaizuidingjidezhongyiguan。zaizheiliyudaodongxingdezhongyi，jiugenzhongcaipiaodegailvchabuduo。”
zheigeyishengsaolechuyangyiyan，yaoleyaotou。
“xiaohuozi，zhuangshenmedoubiezhuanghuiyishudeyisheng，huihaisirende。rangkairangkai，biedanglu，baweizhidoukongchulai，liutongkongqi。”
yishengkaishijianchaxuhongchangdeqingkuang。
jiandanjianchahou，yishengqingsongyixiao。
“meishenmedaai，yinggaijiushigaoxueyafanle。mingrichoukongquwomenyiyuanzuoyitaoquanshenjiancha，dengjieguochulaihou，womenkeyigenjujianchajieguojichuxiangyingdezhiliaofangan。”
“zhipadaoshihouhuanghuacaidouliangle。”chuyangshuangshouhuanbao，duizheixiezhihuiyongjiqikanbingdexiyichizhiyibi。
“nibizuiba！zheiliyoubudenishuohua。”xujianfengnuhedao：“buguoshishangmennvxueryi，jiusuanshuazaiduocunzaigan，jialiyebuhuijiniduofalinghuaqian。”
“zhangjianshile，zheiniantoujuranhaiyoushangmennvxua，wohaiyiweitashinimenjiadehuashiren，huazheimeduo。”
yishengluchubiyideyanshen。
“xingle，meishenmedaaijiubuyongsongquyiyuan，jidemingtianlaizuojianchajiuxingle。”
xujianfengdianlediantou，duiyishengdehuashenxinbuyi。
“haodeyisheng，zhenshixinkunimenle。haideshixiyikaopua，jianchayixiawojiufangxinduole。wobashijialidedingliangzhu，kebunengdaoxiaa。”
chuyanglengyanpangguan，dingzheyishenghehushidejiaobu。
心中倒计时：
三——
二——
一——
“哎哟！”
xuhongchangturanhaojiaoyisheng，wuzhexiongkou，miansecangbai！
“ba，nizenmele？”xujianfenghuangmangshangqian，manlianjiaoji，“yisheng！wobayoubuhaole，nimenkuaidianlaikankan！”
neigeyishenghaimeikuachumenkou，tingdaodongjinglianmangzhuanshen。
kandaoxuhongchangwuzhexiongkou，hunshenhaizaichouchu，xianranshiduozhongbingfazheng。
一下子就慌了。
“zheizheizhei……zenmehuituranzheiyang？！”
“yisheng！kuaijiujiuwobaya！nimenlengzheganshenme？”
“zheiliyemeiqicaia，zhinengmashangsongdaoyiyuanzuojiancha，fouzesheiyebukenengzhihao！”
xufangqiuzaiyipangganzheji。
fuqinzheiyangzi，xianranjianchibudaosongquyiyuan。
这可怎么办？
tataimoukanxiangchuyang，zhenghaoyutadeyanshenduishang。
“咋了？”
“nidaodihuibuhuizhibing？”
“laopodarenshuohuijiuhuige。”
chuyangfashizijibuxihuanliaomei，naihezheinizishitazhaoxunduoniandefenghuanglingti，yeshitadejiushu！
ruoshitabuzhudongxianshen，jishizhaodaoleyemeiyong。
xufangqiuyanzhongdejiqiexianeryijian，chuyangwunaidetanlekouqi。
zoushangqianqu，yongshouzhiqingqingdazaixuhongchangdemaiboshang，ningshenganshouzheshengmingdexiweitiaodong。
piankehou，chuyangzaicitaochuguitouzhen，xunsuerjingzhundizhazaixuhongchangdexueweishang。
xujianfengyijingmabudongle，zhilejimingjiawei，goulegoushouzhi。
“bazheichushengguandaoxiaoheiwuqu，made，jingdaodan！”
“meiyongde，zheizhongtufajibingzenmekenengzhajizhenjiuzhihao。ruoshizhibingzheimejiandan，haiyaoxiyiyouheyong……”
zheijuhuahaimeishuowan，xuhongchangturantingzhilechouchu，huxijianjianpingwen，miansekaishihuifuxuese。
可谓枯木逢春！
“hu～hu～wozheishizainaer？”
xuhongchangzhengkaishuangyan，yishijianyouxiemimang，ganjuezijiquwangguimenguanzouleyizao。
“shenle！juranzhendezhahaole！”
“buhuiba？neixiaoziyouzheimeshen？”
zhouweideqinqigangcaidouzhinengganzheji，xianzaikandaoxuhongchangcongmingxuanyixian，lianxiyidoushushouwucedeqingkuangxia，jingranbeichuyangzhalejizhenjiushenqijiuhui！
不禁议论纷纷。
xujianfengyilianbukezhixin，zhuantoukanxiangyisheng，quefaxianyishengtongyangjingyadeshuobuchuhua。
“yuefu，nigangcaiqijigongxinyundaole，xianzaiyijingmeishile。wuhubangderenyeyijingzoule，duanshijianneitamenyinggaibuganzailaitaorao。jiranhunyanyijingjieshu，neiwojiudaizhefangqiuxianhuifangjianxiuxi。”
chuyangzhuanshenzouxiangxufangqiu，qianqitadeshoulikaileyanhuiting。
“buyinggaiya……”yishengmolemonaodai，bukezhixin。
jianchiyaozaiweixuhongchangjianchayibian。
“maibohexueyadouzhengchangle，zhengzhuangquanwu，gengangcaidejianchaqingkuangwanquanbuyiyang。wojuedezhiqianyinggaishidailaidezheitaijianceshebeichulewenti，bingrendeqingkuangmeineimeyanzhong，shizijihuifuguolaide。”
zhengqiongfangshitanxingwendao，“zheimeshuo，genneijiahuozhadejizhenmeishenmeguanxi？”
“wanquanmeiguanxi，xiamaopengshangsihaozi，yunqihaoeryi。haishineijuhua，zhibingruguoneimejiandan，dajiadoukeyidangyisheng，jiubuxuyaozhuanyedeyiyuanle。”
“neijiuhao，wohaizhenyiweineijiahuoyoubenshi，jinhouzhipashizaijialihuiyaowuyangwei。zheigoudongxi，zhuangdehaitingxiang！”
xujianfengtingbayishengdehua，xinzhongdehuaiyishaojian。
erlingyibiandechuyanghexufangqiuyijinghuidaolefangjian。
cifangweiyufudizuichaoshideyijiao。
wuneichensheyefeichangjiandan，fangfohuidaoleshanggeshijibajiushiniandai。
lianxiangyangdejiadiandoumeiyou。
“nimenjialirenyoudianguofenle，woluguokandaoyongrendefangjianyebizheihaoa。”
楚阳“啧”了一声。
huiguotou，quekandaoxufangqiunaqileshuiguodao，duizhunleta……