haoxiaoxi，jiangyanchuanyuele！
huaixiaoxi！tachuandaoyijujiangshishenshangle！
yixiaoshiqian，jiangyanfulaonainaiguomalu。
jieguobeiyiliangchuanghongdengdeqiansihoubachaozai200dundenitouchejizhuangchenglebaduan。
zuixunxundejiashiyuanbeirencongcheshangtuoxialaizhihou，fanerbiandajiugebianmaican：
“womendouzaiyonglidehuozhe...”
......
cike，jiangyanzuozaiguancaili，pengzhenaodaiyiliannanbeng，weiqudexianggegangduannaidedabaobao...
taweiqudedaobushibeinitouchejisongzou。
而是...
biedeshulidezhurengong，chuanyuedeshihou，zuidinengchuandaofuerdaishenshang。
zenmelundaota...temechuanyijushitishangle？
玩呐？
“shenshangzenmezheimechoua？”
“恶心坏了...”
“zheideqianerbabainianbuxizaocainengwuchuzheizhongweidaoba？”
“腌入味了都~！”
“peipeipei，ganjinzhaogedifangxigezaoxian。”
jiangyanhenxianqizheifuchouhonghongdeshenti，dasuanqishenlikaiguancai。
这时...
墓室门外响起喧哗。
jiangyanceeryidong，tingleguoqu。
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danshijiangyannengkanqingmushilideyiqie。
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menwailvxianxiangqiyidaojianxidesangmen，jiugentaijianshuohuaside：
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yigecaohanzidesangmenjingenzhexiangleqilai：
“si...zhaonizheimeshuo，guowangqibushiyijingzaiguancailiqimatangleqianerbabainianle？”
“yiqianduoniandejiangshi...jiujiucheng，xihanwua！”
huayinyiluo，jianxisangmenyoudao：
“jiangshijundeguiwo！nimenbuzhunhewoqiang！”
jiexialai，renshengjiuxiandezaqizabale，tingshengyinqimayouwuliugeren：
“neijiangshidenaodaiguiwo。”
“大腿我包圆了。”
“baleiteguiwo，tingshuoneiwanyishidabu。”
“nimendoubajiangshidoujiguafenwanle，neiwoni？”
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“这还差不多。”
tingdaozheili，jiangyansuanshigaoqingchumenwaineibangrendelaitoule。
bawanzherutongyinggoudeshuangshou，jiangyanmianluwanwei：
“hehe...kanlaibenwangshiyudaotufuzile？”
“有点意思...”
“jiangdajunizhuanba~！”
budebushuo，jiangyandairujiaosedesuduchaojikuai。
shangyimiaoxianqizheijushiti。
xiayimiaoyijingkaishizichengbenwangle。
这时...
轰隆一声巨响！
houzhongdunshidemushidamen，sifenwuliezhakaile！
碎石飞溅！
“haojiahuo，**douyongshangle？”
姜魇一脸难绷。
zhongsuozhouzhi，rewuqishiyiqietanjishengwudeemeng...
下一秒...
liugenanrenshunzhezhakaidedamen，zoulejinlai。
jiangyanmuguangyisaoerqu，yileng！
“怎么都是道士？”
duanzheixieren，jiedoushenchuandaofu。
xiongkoudeweizhichu，xiuzheyixingliujindazi：
天师府。
“daoshi，paolaidaomu？”
jiangyanzhijuedehuojiujian...
zheigeshijieduoshaoyoudiandaofantianganga！
“zaole！zheiwanyizenmecongguancailizuoqilaile？”xianqianshuohuajianjianhaositaijiandeneimingdaoshi，nazheshoudiantongzhaoguoquzhihou，dunshihaipadejiaoleyisangzi。
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“tayoubushifeiqilaile。”
“nimendoushankai！rangwoyongwuleihongdingdafahongleta！”
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yifunixingnishangjishigan。
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“mabi，nifanbufan？yaobuhuannilai？”
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“tianleiyinyin，longhutongxing！”
“taihuataimiao，leidianfeiben，feishazoushi！”
“蹈海收云...”
“......”
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“tiaodetingyouyiside，jiushijinengqianyaotaizhangle。”
姜魇看的津津有味。
suiranzheijiahuoshilaiganjiangyande，danshibufangaijiangyanmomoxinshangtashizenmegande。
weiyimeizhongbuzudeshi，ruguozheishihounengyoubaoguazijiugenghaole。
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五人同伴：OO！
“benyiweiniyaobiegedade。”
“meixiangdaonidangzhebenwangdemian，laletuodade？”
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wanruyinggouyibandelizhuahuaguokuiwudaoshidemianmen！
“好快的速度！”
kuiwudaoshimianluhairanzhise，ganjintijiangedang！
然而下一秒...
tashouzhongdedabaojianyingshengduanchengliangjie！
脑袋也搬了家！
gululudiaozailedishang...
jingbudexianxuejiugenpenquanside，zhichongmushiqiongding！
zuzuguoquliangsanmiaozhihou，tadewutoushiti，fangcaidaozailexiaqu...
“a！！！tabahangdalijimiaola！！”
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youcirendaitou，shengxiadesirenyehuangbuzeludexuanzepaolu！
“hehe...daraolebenwangqingxiu，haixiangzou？”
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yishuanglizhuawanrudaoqiedoufu！
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jiangyanyebuzhidaozenmehuishi。
taxianzaiyikanjianhuodedongxi，nengdongdedongxi，jiuxiangjinongsi。
yexuzheishijiangshishishadebennengba？
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jiuhaobiyibagangchuchangdezhanxinbaleite，diyiciyudaolebaoyu...quanpingbenneng！
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wenqilaixiangshisalezirandekaoyangtui。
嗯！宣！
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“baobaoduduzhongyubudaleila...”
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至于洗澡？
aiya，dengshuixinglezaishuoma。
zheishi，naohailixiangqileyidaoguguaidejixieyindiao：
【ding！zhanyaochumozhuoguijiunengbianqiangxitong，jihuochenggong！】
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姜魇：？？？
“斩妖除魔？？？”
“dage，wotemexianzaishiyijujiangshia！”
“nijianguonagejiangshizhengtianmangzhezhanyaochumozhuoguide？”
“neitemeshidaoshigandehuoa！”
“什么倒反天罡？”
【a？nishijiangshi？！】
guazideshengyin，tongyangchongmanlebukesiyi...