dakuyichanghou，liuyunzhongyuhuifulejifenlengjing。
kanzhehunmibuxingdezhangfuheernv，tadekushengzhongyouduolejifenhouhui。
lumingjianzhuangganmangzhihuizhongrenqishoubajiaodibagaojiarensongjinleyiyuan。
suoxingsirenzhongdushijianbuzhang，shaozuoqiangjiujiutuolileweixian。
zhishicishizhuyuanfeiyouchenglewenti。
sanshiduogejishugugantaokongkoudaicaicouchubabaikuai，haichaleliubai。
kanzheyilianjiongpodegongrenmen，lumingtanlekouqi，“woneierhaiyouxuexiaogangfadeshenghuobutie，wohuiqunalaidianshangba。”
qinzhenhuaganmangzuzhi，“zheizenmexing！neishinihoumiansangeyuedeshenghuofei！huitouninashenmeshenghuo！”
“gubulezheimeduole。”lumingsaranyixiao，“huitouwojiugenzhedajiahuohunfanchile！daolefandianwojiuduangewan，shanggejiagehuqiaomenqu！daoshihoubengguanshidamibaimianhaishizaliangyecai，nimenzongdejiwoyikou！”
yuanbenxinqingjusangdegongrenmendoubeidoulele，fenfenkaiqilewanxiao。
“zanlandongyaofankeyoujiangjiu，lengyaokebuxing，nidenengshuohuichang！”
“yaowoshuoyebieneimemafan，lugongzheimeshuai，youshidaxuesheng，xianlidedahuhaibuzhengzheqiangzhezhaotazuonvxua！”
“meicuomeicuo！sheirenmianguang，jizanlugongjieshaoyige！”
“biexiashuo！renjialugongzaidaxueliyounvpengyoude！”
lumingyuanbenxiaodekaixin，yitingzheihuaxiaorongquedunshijiangyingqilai。
suikoufuyanleliangju，tabiancongconglikaiyiyuanfanhuizhuchu。
zoudaodayuanmenkoushi，quebeimenkouxiaomaibudehulaobanlanzhule。
“lulaoshi，gangcaiyourendadianhualaizhaoni。”hulaobanxiaomimidizhaohudao。
lumingtingxialejiaobu，“dianhuazhaowo？sheia？”
“shuoshininvpengyou，jiniliulekouxinlei！”hulaobanbianshuobianfankaileshoubianxiaobenzi，“shuoshishenghuofeibugoule，rangnijidianqianguoqu……”
lumingdeliansedunshichenlexialai。
qianshidecishi，taqueshiyouge“nvpengyou”，jiaohuangxiaoxiao。
neishitadegaozhongtongxue，gentayiqicongxiaoxianchengkaodaoleyunhaidaxue，yejiushunlichengzhangdichengletaxinzhongdebaiyueguang。
zaidaxueli，tazhuiqiu，duifangyemeijujue。
yushitabianzirenweishiquedingleguanxi，congciqingxinhehu，dangzhenshicongyafenglishengchuqianlaiyeyaohongtakaixin。
ranerqianshibeipanxinghou，huangxiaoxiaobianlikeduanlelianxi。
neishitazijuebeileandi，huangxiaoxiaoxianqizijihenzhengchang，yemeilianzaiquzhaorenjia。
zhidaochuyuhoulianxishanglezijidehaogemenjiandaxueshiyou，tacaizhidaozhenxiang。
yuanlaizaozaidasandeshihou，huangxiaoxiaojiuyijingbeizhetabangshangleyigeyouqianyoushidegongzige。
shenzhilumingzuoweimingxiaosheng，zhisuoyimeiyouliuzaigongchangbiandideyunhaishixi，ershibeifenpeidaolinshengyigexiaoxiaoxianchenglibinlindaobidegongchangli，yeshihuangxiaoxiaocuanduoneiweigongzigegande。
tajiushiguyibaluminggandeyuanyuande，miandetagenneiweigongzigedeshibeilumingzhuangpo，huilezijidemingsheng！
gengguofendeshi，lumingzailandongshixishi，tahaibuzhiyicidadianhuawenlumingyaoqian。
yaozhidao，xinghuochangzaojiufabuchugongzile，lumingshixineijigeyuequankaoxuexiaofadeshenghuobutieguorizi。
jiuzheiyang，tahaishilejinkuyaodaijiduifangjilejiciqian，quemeicidoubeixianqijideshao！
dezhizhenxianghou，lumingjianzhihenbudedangchangtibadaoziquzhaoneinvrenpinming！
ruguobushizheinvren，tayigemingxiaodaxueshenggenbenbuzhiyulunluodaoneidengjingdi！
“lulaoshi？lulaoshinizaitingma？”
hulaobandehuhuanshengbalumingconghuiyizhongdaihuilexianshi。
“a，baoqianwozoushenle。”lumingmianqiangyixiao，“nigangcaishuoshenme？”
“ninvpengyourangnijiwubaikuaiqianguoqu。”hulaobanxiaodao。
luminglianshangluchulechaofengdexiao，“neishigepianzi，wogenbenmeiyounvpengyou。”
hulaobanlengzhule，“e^？shima？keneinvhaizibuxiangshi……”
meidengtashuowan，lumingjiuzhongfudao：“womeiyounvpengyou。zaijiedaozheizhongdianhua，hulaobanzhijieguaduanjiuhao，mafanle。”
shuowan，tatouyebuhuidichaodayuanlizouqu。
shangbeizitazaojiuxiangmingbaile，dazhangfuliyutiandizhijian，jiangongliyecaishidiyiyaowu！
当舔狗？
zuzongbabeidechuxidouyaobeiniyigerenladile！
gongyeruocheng，haipameiyounvren？
lulaobanyebushimeikuoguo！
xianghuangxiaoxiaozheidenghuose，zuiduojiuzhierbai！
haideshiershinianhoudeerbai！
还得**！
yanxiatayaojiugongchang，meikongquguanhuangxiaoxiao。
denggongchangjiuhuole，zaizhaoneinvrensuanzongzhangbianshi！
kanzhelumingjuejuedebeiying，hulaobanbujinnaolenaotou，ziyudao：“lulaoshimeiyounvpengyou？neizhiqiantazaiwozheiergensheibaodianhuazhoulaizhe？haixiaodeneimeshaxixi？”
“suanle，jiranlulaoshidouzheimeshuole，neijiushizhendeyudaopianzile……”
“zhenqiren！benlaihaiyiweinengzailulaoshimianqianmaigehaoni！”
jiuzaizheishi，tashoubiandedianhuaturanxiangleqilai。
naqitingtong，dianhualilikechuanchuyidaotianmeidesangyin，“wei，dashu，luminghuilailema？wo……”
huayinweiluo，hulaobanbiannaonudidaduanleta，“nizheigepianzi！biezaidalaile！”
shuowan，tapadeyishengguaduanledianhua。
dianhualingyitou，tingzhehuatongli“dudu”demangyin，huangxiaoxiaomengle。
怎么回事？
为什么说我是骗子？
tajicongcongdifangxiahuatongyounaqi，jiuyaozaicibohao。
sheizhiganganlelianggeshuzi，tajiubeilaobanlanzhule。
“guoneizhangtuliangkuaiqianyifenzhong，zaidayaozaijiaoliangkuaiqian！”
黄小筱顿时尬住了。
weiletaohaoneigegongzige，taqianjitiansongleduifangyitiaogaodanglingdai，bayigeyuedeshenghuofeidouhuaguangle，rujinduotaoliangkuaiqiandouyoudianshebude。
zhishixiangdaoruguobunengconglumingshouliyaodaoshenghuofeikongpadechikanghexididuguoyizhenggeyue，tahaishiyaoleyaoya，youfuleliangkuaiqian。
dianhuayidatong，tajiujicongcongdishuodao：“dashu，nibiegua！wozhenshilumingdenvpengyou！mafannirangtalaijiedianhua！”
huatonglihenkuaichuanlaihulaobandelengxiao。
“xiangpianrenniyezhaogehaojiekou！lulaoshiqinkougenwoshuole，tagenbenmeiyounvpengyou！”
shuowan，tazaiciguaduanledianhua。
黄小筱彻底傻眼了。
lumingshuotameiyounvpengyoushishenmeyisi？
mofeineijiahuozaiwaimianyourenle？
jimiaoguohou，weiquhefennuchongmanletadexiongtang。
“luming！ni**！jingranbujiewodianhua，haishuowoshipianzi！”
“congjintiankaishi，xiuxiangzairangwolinile！”