zhengdangliangrenjiqingduishideshihou,bolixiangqiandechuanglingbiantoutoutanchuyigexiaonaodai。
shiyouyoucifanqianlaibuweilebiede,jiuweilekanyiyanhaoburongyikanshangyandexiaohuobanhaihuozhemeiyou。
dangran,weilebimianduifanghuozheerzijishenmeyemeizhunbei,tadexiaoshoulihaizuanzheyipingcongshaobobodexiangzilitoulaideasipilin,zheigeniandaihaimeiyouposhangfengyimiao,zhenguidexiaoyanyaozongguiyouyong。
zhiyuyige10suidexiaonvhaiweishenmemingbaiyigemanshiyingwenbiaozhidexiaolvpinglimianshixiaoyanyao,xiangbishaoruijinzenmedouxiangbudong。
yepingpingchuandaozheigejifeigoutiaodeshidaiyijingshishumengbi,gengmengbideshi,taqipadexianchuandaozongyili,zaichuandaomuqianzheigerenshenshang。
dazhongwude,yepingpingdianleyifenmalaxiangguo,zhengjinjinyouweidekanzhemoushuiguoweishixintuichudezhenrenxiuxiafan。
zheikuanmingjiao“laobanqunaer”dejiemusuiranbachengyoushiconghaiwaichaolaide,dannaibuzhutaxianga,jibianxxyouyuedefangtanfenggeyoudianrangrenxiangtucao,dankaiqizhudadejiabintaixiangle,shuaidediaozhadeguominlaogonglusenluo,beijingtoujinshengenzong1geyue,buzhimanzulehuaxiaduoshaodeshaonvxin,bofanglvheresoudunengshuomingyiqie。
yepingpingzaoyiguolehaomenshaonainaidehuanxiangnianji,duilusenluomeicishuaizhatiandegaoguangqingjiebushihenganmao,tagengaikanlusenluomianduidangdalaobandefuqin、kanzhejiushifennangaodekehu、shenzhijingchangjitashuailianzidehezuogongguanlingyunxiaoweiqubaladeyangzi……meibanfa,meiqiangcanyizhishitadexp。
suiranjiemuganggangbochuliangqi,yijingyouhenduorenkaishikeqilusenluohenvqiangrengongguandecple,yepingpingyezaozaojiarulezheigezuzhi,meitianzuodengquanneidadafatang。sheirangliangweizhengzhudoushuyulengjingqiangdadezhixinglianleixing,yuanzhongfensimenchuledengdaleyanjingnazhexianweijingzhaotang,yejiuzhinengkaotaitaimenweiaifadianle。
jiubirujintianhuaxulideliangrenzaicheliduchudeyimuba,lusenluojilingyunxiaokanleyixiashoujipingmu,zuijiaohaidaizhexiaoyi,gujishizaifenxianghaowandeweiboba,shenzhishikandaochaohualidetongrenmanyeyoukeneng。keshilingyunxiaoni,yilianduanzhuang,shenzhishuoningzhong,zheiganmaya!haoburongyixiaoluzongzheimezhudongle,pajingtouma?
yepingpingzaidanmuquyizhenshuchu,faxianwuxiuhaiyoubudaoshifenzhong,taxiangdaoxiawuluanzaozaodegongzuo,youxiejiaolvdizaigongweishuazheshouji,jintianyeshiguaile,zheigetaitaimeigeng、neigetaitaiyemeigeng,yepingpingneijiaoyigezhejishanghuo,qishenzhunbeiqutangxishoujianshoushishoushishangban,turanyanqianyihei,naodaitianxuandizhuan,zhenggerenhaowuzhichengdixianghouyangqu……
zaicixinglaideshihou,tazhengzuozaijiemuzhonglusenluoneilianglafengdeslsamgzuojiali,shenbianzhengshineizhangmidaowanqianshaonvdewanmeicelian,erziji,yishenyouyadechloemolanditaozhuang,zhengshigangcaihuaxuligongguannvshenlingyunxiaodemoyang。
wodima,wozheishichuandaogangcaikandeshipinlilea!shenzhilianjindutiaodoushigangcaifadanmudeweizhi!
neiwohaihuozhema,woshihunchuanhaishizhongshenga!
xiangduiyushenbianjunmeiwushuangdenanren,yepingpinghaishigengdanxinzijidegerenmingyun,danhaimeidengtaduoxiang,yigeshoujiduileguolai——
yepingpingzheicaikanqing,bushishenmehaowandeweibo,yebushishenmetongrenman,dadadepingmushangqingxidexianshizheyitiaoxinxi:
“laoyezibutaihao,bielaile”。
……
e,neiqueshibuguailingyunxiaomianseningzhong,zheitiaoxinxizenmekandoushisheijiafuqindeshentichulewenti。
budui,bielaileshishenmeyisi?
yepingpingdaizhemanliandewenhao,duishanglelusenluoneimanshigushidebiaoqing,turanfaxian,yuanlaitazuibiandexiaobushixiao,ergengxiangshiyizhongwujikeshidezichao。
zuoweishudugeleichuanshudechuanyuezhe,yepingpingyishidaozijiyinggaiyoubaochigushixianzhengchangjinxingdezijue,bianbaochizheduanzhuangbiaoqing,mubuzhuanjingdezhengshiqianfang。
zhengdangtayanshenkongdongyouxiexinxuchouzhemianqiandepdshi,turanxiangdao,shipinli,lingyunxiaohaoxiangkaikouhuiyingleyijuhua,zhishijiemuzuhaoxiangxiaoyinle。
xiaoyin,neihuishishenmehuani。
yankanzheiyichangjingjijiangjieshu,yepingpingshengpashijianxianchuleshenmewenti,lianmangzhuanshenkanxiangduifang,xiaoshengerbushixiusedeshuoleju——
“卧槽。”
……
yepingpingrourouyanjing,buyuanzaihuiyizijihaishilingyunxiaoshideguanghuiwangshi,renyaoxiangqiankan,shuyaoxianghoufan,taxianzaishishiyouyou,yige10suidenvhaishiyouyou,zhiyutaweishenmeconglingyunxiaobianchengshiyouyou,haiyaoxianghoufancaizhidao。
mianqiandebolichuanghufanqileyicengbowu,shiyouyouyishidaozijizaiwaimianyijingtoukui,huadiao,zhanlexiangdangzhangdeyiduanshijianle。
wulidenanrenyijingshanghaoleyao,duizhenanhaishuozheshenme。
shiyouyouyouxiezheji,bijingtapaochulaiyeshimaozhefengxiande,shijianzhangleyepabierenkandao,xianzaiyankannanhaideqingkuangbuneimeweixianle,bianxiangzheburanxianhuiqu,youjihuizailaitanwang。
tazhengyaowanghuizou,jiuzhuangjianlufudeguanjiajicongcongdezouguolai,menlianyixian,zhijiejinlewu。
lusenluojianfangcaibeihechichuqudezhongnianrenyouhuilaile,bingqiebigangcaigengjiadaizhenanchudeshuo:“dashaoye,laoyehuifangle,jiaoninguoqu。”
nanrenjixubanghaizixizhekouzi,youxiaoxinjiangtaandunhao,zheicaichenshengshuo:“tahuifangleyoutaderufuren,jiaowozuoshenme。”
guanjiagujibuzhiruhedayingzheijuhua,zhidepeizhexiaochuzaiyuanchu。
“nihuiqushuo,woyouyaoshizaishen,yizaojiuchuqule。”
“zhei……”guanjiachouchuzhe,kanqilaibingbuzenmeyuanyiqunazheijuxianeryijiandehuanghuafuming。
“haiyou,”nanrendaishangjunmao,ditoukankantashangdehaizi,“rangtazaizheilihaoshengxiuxi,youshenmeshanshi,doushinimenzhaolujunbudemafan。”
“nalidehua,dashaoye。”guanjiadiantouhayaodejiangnanrensongchumen,dairenzouyuan,queyouzhuanlehuilai,jugaolinxiakanzhechuangshangdenanhai:“chouwa,nigaihuininiangneile。”
丑娃?
lusenluojianzhihuaiyitajiaocuorenle,chouzheigezigentazhanguobianme!
“你刚叫我什么?”
“丑娃啊。”
“为什么?”
“wei……”guanjiayifunanyizhixindeyangzi,“hainengweishenme,nibujiujiaozheigeme。”
“weishenme?”nanhaizhigougoudewen。
zheihuilundaoguanjiayilv,“chouwa,ninandaoshi……beidashala?”
lujingyuanjiantazheiyangshuo,suoxingjiangshajiusha,youdaoxingdewen:“woshishei,wozainani?”
guanjiabengzhelian,jiangtalailaihuihuidalianglehaojigehuihe,zuizhongsihupazheigeshaxiaozibatachile,chongzhewaimianjiaoren:“pumani,ganjinbatajiaolai,tadechoushaoyeyoushale!”
lujingyuanbuman:“bushi,niyoushenmeshuoshenme,zhiyuzheimerenshengongjime。”
“shenmegongjimuji?”guanjiaxiangdoushazisidezaitamianqianhuihuishouzhang:“zheishiji?”
……lujingyuanbuxianglita。
“wanle。”guanjianannanshuo,jiezhe,youxiangshianweiduifang,youxiangshianweiziji,“suanle,nishaleyebushihuaishi。”
lujingyuantingtazheiyangmomingqimiaodezishuozihuayouxiebunaifan,huijingdao:“nishalecaibushihuaishini!woshashenmele,wojiushi……jiushijibutaiqingle……”
“neinihaijibujidewoshishei?”
“ni,guanjia?”shenmesongfenti,mengyenengmengduia。
“nei……”guanjiasicunzheshiyangongju:“banibaodaozheilaideneigerenshishei?”
zheiyejiandan,bujiudiema。
lujingyuanzhengyaoshuo,yigebajiusuimoyangdexiaonvhaizoulejinlai,naishengnaiqideshengyinquedaizhezhiwen:“luguanjia,dashaoyebushishuorangtazaizheihaoshengxiuxime,zenmenizheijiuyaogantazoule?”
guanjiakanxiangnvhai,buwukeqideshuodao:“shixiaojie,ninzenmepaodaozheilaile,zheimewanle,zheiyuanlida,yelihei,zhenmilelujiubuhaole,shaolaoyehaibuzhidaoba,wosongninhuiqu?”
shiyouyougankai,laohulijiushilaohuli,sanyanliangjujiubatadeduanchuzhaodaole。taqueshishitoupaochulaide,daboshitazuipaderen。danjilaizhi,tayebudasuanqingyihuiqu,yangqitou,cuishengshengdedao:
“我来看丑娃。”
tingdaoxiaonvhaiyezheimechenghuziji,lusenluodexinlianglebanjie。
kanlaitashizhenchuanchengchoubaguaile……
guanjiazhengyaoshuoshenme,yigetingchapaolai,shangqibujiexiaqideshuo:“dashaoyehaimeiqume,ninkuaiqukankanba,laoyedoufahuole。”
guanjiahuangmangtiqizhangshandexiabai,kuaizhebuzixiangwaizou:“aiyou,zheiliangzuzongxianren,zheishiyouzuoshanima!”
kanlaizheiliangzuzongxianrenqueshifeichangzhongyao,guanjiazhijiedairenxiaopaolechuqu,duilianggehaiziyebuguanbugule。
simianzongsuananjinglexialai。lusenluozhengzhazhecongchuangshangzuoqilai,kanzhexiaonvhai:“nishishei?”
nvhaizoujin,yixiatiaodaochuangbianzuohao:“nizhenshalea,wonidouburenshile。”
tashuozhe,congshoulimochuyigemolvsedexiaoping:“chileba,zhitengde。”
lusenluojieguolai,shangmianhaidaizhelaizinvhaidewendu:“zheishi?”
“nikan,a-s-p-i-r-i-n,”nvhaijiangneixingzimupinlechulai:“asipilin,xiyao,zheigetingguanyongde。”
“你懂英文?”
“ang。”shiyouyouqingsongdidazhe,xinliqueyouxiefandigu。
zheixiaoziyoubushidiyicizhidaotahuiyingwenle,zenmezheihuidaotingyiwaideyangzi,nandaozhenshiyilebucheng。
lujingyuancishixinligengdigu,zheikanqilaibajiusuidexiaoguniang,bujindongyingwen,haidongxiyangyaoli,zheimeishangguojigepeixunbandoushuobuguoquba。
liangrenchenmoduishi,zuizhonghaishishiyouyoudapochenmo:“meishier,shuobudingguoliangtianjiuhaole,nibayaochilebiexiangbukai,wogennishuosuiranwohensang,danzongjuedefanzhengbunengjiuzheimebumingbubaidisi,nitingshuoguoyijuhuamei,zongyoujifengqi,renshengbuyanqi,haosiburulaihuozhea!”
lujingyuandexinlibeishenmedongxizhuangleyixia。taqueshitingguozheijuhua,buguoshizai21shiji。
zheijuhuachuzifaguoshirenwaleili《haibinmuyuan》,yuanwenshi“leventselève,ilfauttenterdevivre”,houlaibeigongqijunhuayongdaodonghua《fengxuehuanghun》(fengliちぬ)li,shilingyunxiaozuixihuanyeshizuixihuangentaguazaizuibiandeyijuhua。
dangenglingrenyiwaideshi,zheijingrancongyigeminguochuniandexiaonvhaizuilishuolechulai。
nandaozheigeshidaijiuyouleme。
xibeidegangfengchuideshuzhishashazuoxiang,takanzhechuanghu,siyousuosidishuo:
“起风了。”
“shia,”shiyouyouyangzhetou,sihuyeshiruoyousuosi:“qifengle,weiyounulishengcun。”
tashuozhe,turanfaxiannanhaizhengzhuozhuodikanzheta,qiheidemouzilihaishanzheguang。
cao,tashibushizhendeyoushenmeqingkuang……