十年后
“xiansheng，xiaojieta……”wuguanjiayuyanyouzhi，lengshimeiganshuochukou
“shuo，tazenmele，”shafashangdenanrenzaikanbao，beizheguangzuozaishafashang
“ta……”wuguanjiayanjingyibi，hui：“dailenanrenhuilai，shuoshitadenanpengyou”
zheiqijiaxiaojiesheirenbuzhishiqixianshengdexintourou，sheiyepengbude
guolehenjiu，qiyangcaihuihua：“renzaini?”
biaomianshanghenshipingjing，kewozhebaozhidezhijietuchu，dandandeluchuqingjin
“人在客厅”
huagangshuowan，shafashangderenjiuwangchuzou，wuguanjiameiganduoyan，genzaihoumian
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客厅
“zichen，nixianhekoushui，”xuwenyaodiguoyibeichajita，anzhutadoudetui，kuanweideshuo：“pashenme，woxiaoshuyoubuhuichiren”
“wenyao，nishuonixiaoshuhuibuhuibutongyiwomenjiehun，”luzichendanyoudekanzheta：“wopa……”
houmiandehuahaiweichukou，jiubeiloushangdeshengyindaduan：“zenmecaihuilai?”
nanrendegezihengao，chuanzhemihuangsedezhangxiukuansongtxu，xiashenpeileyitiaohuiseyundongku，toufapengsong，suiyidedazaierbian
jianlairen，xuwenyaoyingleshangqu，zhuaizhetadeyitiaogebohuangahuang，xianggexiaohaier：“xiaoshu”
tajiaodetian，shouyouzhizhepangbianderen：“xiaoshu，jinijieshaoxia，”lajinluzichen，“tashiwonanpengyou”
“xiaoshu……hao，”luzichendixiatou，chuizaiyicedeshoujinjinzuanzhe
zenmekan，yanqianderenyebitadabulejisui，neizhanglianqueyoutaiguoremu，rangrenbuzijuedehuiduoqiaojiyan
qiyangmuguangmanbujingxindeluozaihoumian，buzizoujin，sihaomeilianzheqichang：“nishishei”
gangcaidehua，taxiangshichongerweiwen，wendehenshipingdan，querangrendanhanxinjing
“wenyao……denan……pengyou，”luzichenshuohuayouxiebulisuole，bikaimuguangbugankanta
weishenmetajuedeqiyangdeyanshendaidiyi，congtakantadediyiyan，tajiuduanding
“xiaoshu，zichenzheicilai，shishuowohetajiehunde……”
qiyangmeiting，zhijiedaduan：“wuguanjia，songke”
xuwenyaohaiyushuoxieshenme，quebeiqiyangyibazhuaishanglou，sihaobujitakaikoudejihui
loushang，men“pa”deyishengbeiguanjin
“xiaoshu，niganmaa，”xuwenyaojile，taxiangkaimenzou：“ganmaganzichenzoua”
shoubeijinjindeqianzhizhu，gangmaichudebuziyouhuileyuandi，qiyangbuli，batadiuzaichuangshang，zhanzaichuangbianjugaolinxiadekanta，nandedexunhua：“nianjixiaoxiaode，jiuzhidaotanlianaila”
年纪小小?
laotianyea，tadouyijingershiwule，yiqidetongxuebushijiehun，jiushidangma，ertahaishigejiabuchuqudelaoguniang
这还小吗?
“xiaoshu，woyijingershiwule，”taqiangdiao，lianshangxiezhedadadebuleyi：“wobuguan，wojiuyaojiaren”
“不准”
qiyanglenglengdekantayiyan，nandededuitazhengjing：“haohaozaijiafansi”
tachuqu，shouyikou，fansuolemen，renliwuderenzaizenmejiao，douzhuangzuotingbujian
quta，neiyeshitadeshier
haifanbuzhenagehunxiaozijiezuxiandeng
tayangdadexiaowawa，yihoushiyaodangxifude
“吴管家”
nanrenzhanzailuodichuangqian，guhuangsededengzheshezaitadezhoushen，xiangshihualizouchuderen，bushirenjianyanhuo，tazhijianjiazheyan，qingqingdexilekou，boyundandan，mohulebanbiancelian
“xiansheng，wozai，”wuguanjiashaowandiyao，bigongbijingdedenghoufenfu
“bawenyaojintiandailaidenanrenjiaolai”
“xiaojieneibian……”natouerdoubushihaoredezhuer，wuguanjiabuganmaoranqu
“wuguanjia，”qiyangzhongfu，zhengmiankanta：“qijiamuqianhaishiwozuochini”
“zhidaolexiansheng，”bugandezui，wuguanjiazhuanshenjiuquban
toumingbolishangdaoyingchuyishuangxilidemou，bengliechuhanqi
……
bangwan，tianzhenghei，chuanghushangyouyituanheiying，guiguisuisuidenuolainuoqu
“砰”的一声
neituandongxidiaozaidishang，xiangshipabeirenfaxian，meiganhendachusheng
“wodeyaoa，”xuwenyaozhenggerenpazaidishang，zishiyouxieqiguai，takuzheyizhangxiaolian，meitouzhoudelihai
“zheipobeidan，”taduqidejiekaiyaoliwanzhedebeidan，diuzaidishang，bujiehen，youcailejijiao：“huiquwojiujubaotajia”
zhiliangyidianeryebuhao，tajiuyibaiduojin，shuoduanjiuduan
一定要给差评
dongzuofudutaida，tashanleyao，tengdeyoudaozaidishang
tazhaolegengunzi，tuiyiqueyiguaidewangqianzou，zhidaokanbujianren，tacainachushoujiboletongdianhua
guolehenjiuneitoucaijieledianhua：“wenyao”
neitouxiankaikou，tashuo：“womenfenshouba，womenbuheshi”
xuwenyaobeishuaidetouhaiyoudianerteng，yishimeifanyingguolai：“shenme”
“biezailaifanwo，”luzichenliaoxiahua，xiandeyouxienaifan
“zichen……”shoujilidududechuanlaiyizhenmangyin
xuwenyaotuiyiruan，diezuozaidishang，henzhangshijiandedingzheshoujifadai，tadekuzipoledong，touchudepifuhaishenzhexue，ketaquexiangganjuebudao，xinlidenanguogaiguoleshentishangdetongchu
guolehenjiu，tacaihouzhihoujuedefanyingguolai
她!失恋了!
tanaqishoujiyoubolelingwaiyitongdianhua，zheicimeiguoliangmiaojiubeijiele：“niyadecaixiangqiwoa”
shibaoxiaoxiao，tazixiaodaodadeguimi，gezheshoujikouqidouhenchong，tazuilimazhe：“meiliangxindejiahuo，youlenanpengyoujiuwanglewo”
“小小，我分手了”
dianhuaneitouhaishiyileng，houyouchuanlaizhenzhenxiao：“hahaha，lesiwoge，jiaochengtiannixiu”
kanba，zheibujiuyingleneijuhuama
秀恩爱，死的快
tayetaikuaile，ganglianaimeiliangtian，jiubaile
buxing，gaoxingdeyitianshiyaoqingzhule，baoxiaoxiaoshuo：“hei，huoji，quhejiuba”
徐文瑶：“……”
zuoniea，yushangzheimegewanyier，gangshanglaideshanggan，youbeinuqiyalexiaqu
怎么办，想灭口!
kedaolejiuba，queshitahedezuihai，meibangexiaoshi，bianzuidezoubuchenglule
“wei，wojinishuo，”xuwenyaoshuangjiatuohong，dalegejiugejixushuo：“xiaoxiao，nishibuzhidao，woxiaoshushuowohaixiao，buzhunwojiaren”
tameiwanmeilele，yihejiu，jiudakailehuaxiazi：“wodouershihaojile，haiburangwotannanpengyou”
“nishuoshuokan，tayidalaoyemener，dousanshiderenle，yeshibutanlianaibujiehun，buzhidaoderenhaiyiweiwoshitadetongyangxini”
baoxiaoxiaobutingdechongtazhabazhabayan，shoufangzaizuibian，shiyitabuyaozaishuohua
xuwenyaobuting，fandaolehehedexiaole：“baoxiaoxiao，niyanjingzachouchuleni，mozhenglebani”
baoxiaoxiaowunaideyaotou：“……”
“徐文瑶”
tingdaoshengyin，xuwenyaodejiuyidunshixingledaban，xiguanxingdehan：“xiaoshu”
qiyanglaile，tazhanzaixuwenyaoshenhouhaojiu，lengzheyizhanglian，lanyaobatabaozaihuaili：“sheirangnihejiude”
zhuangshuidexiaojiuguishouchongzheqianmianyizhi，yanshenjifenkelian：“xiaoshu，shixiaoxiaodaiwolaide，bushiwoyaohede”
tisiguibaoxiaoxiao，zaiciyilianheixian：“……”
……
lingchensandian，yiliangyinsedemaibahetingzaiqijialaozhai
qiyangbaozhezhuangshuiderenjinlewu，tayongjiaobamenyigou，wenwendeguanlemen
shoushangderenfangzaichuangshang，tapazaitashenshang，yaozhutadeerchui：“biezhuangle，jinwanshangwojiurangnibianchengwoderen，kannizaipaobupao”
xuwenyaozhuangbuxiaqule，qutuita，keshoubeijinjindeqianzhizhu，genbenwufadongdan，tazhihuqiming：“qiyang，nizhidaonizaizuoshenmema”
tashitadexiaoshua，kexianzaiyoushishenmeyisi
“nixiaoshihou，wobushigaosunilema”
“peinishuijue，shiyaojiehunde”
xuwenyaoyileng，haoxiangjiqineimedianer：“xiaoshihousheidehuaniyexina”
qiyangmeilepingrilidezhengjing，zhijieyongxigaidingkaitadetui，xiaozheshuo：“jinwanjiukeyishishi”
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xuwenyaojiuxinghoudediyifanyingshi：fadai
kanzhepangbianhaizaishuidenanren，tadelianshuranhonglebanpian
chuanglianmeilajin，yangguangcongwaishejinlai，shaidedimiannuanhonghongde，tadexinyeshi
tasheshoushejiaodetoutouxiachuang，yaojianqueshiyijin，zhenggerenbeishenhouderenlanzaihuaili
qiyangtouzhenzaitadejianbangshang，gangshuixingdeshengyinyouxieya，shiqipaoyin：“yaoquganma?”
shuodehensuiyi，xiangshilianaiduoniandeqinglv，rangrenwufajiangzuowanzhetengtayiwanderen，heyanqiandezheiweilianxizaiyiqi。
“yinweiduziele，”xuwenyaomeidong，jiujingjingderangtabaozaihuaili
zuotianyitianduqimeichifan，youbeizhetengleyiwan，bueyeguai
qiyangbatabaozaibeizili，zhiluchuyigenaodai，kanzhetashuo：“wenyaoguaiguaide，wojinizuofan”
haishixiangyihouneiyang，hongxiaohaisidehongta
taqishen，luchujingshoudeyao，dongzuohenman，xiangshiguyiweizhi，manmanyouyoudehuanzheyifu
xuwenyaoshuangshouwulian，touguozhifengkanta，jiyanjiuhonglelian，likebatoumaijinbeizili
chuanwanyifu，qiyanggangzoudaomenkou，youtuilehuilai，batadenvhaidexiaonaodaifangchulai，yanlishichongnidexiao：“xiangkandehuajiukan，biewuzhenaodai，huimenhuaide”
tadeleqiao，xiacijiukaideng
让他的小姑娘看个够
xuwenyaodeliancongbozihongdaoleerjian，gengshixiudeshuobuchuhua，haobantian，cailaileju：“woyoushuozijiyaokandema”
流氓
yiqianzenmejiumeifaxiantashizheiyangderenni，taxiang，takenengyanxialehaoduonian
qiyangjianhaojiushou，gengshebudeezheta：“nixianshuihuier，woguohuierjiaoni”
batafangzaichuangshang，beizigaihao，tacaizoulechuqu。
mengangyiguan，miyanderenjiuqileshen
buduiya，zhengchangderenshishenhou，buyinggaizheiyanganjinga，tashizenmele?
buqumata、xunta，haichuqideshunzheta
“xuwenyaoaxuwenyao，”tahenhendininglebazijidatui，xinlizaojiubazijisichengqianwanpian：“nishenmeshihouzheimejibuzeshile，jingrandouduixiao……”
好吧，她说不出口
bangexiaoshi，qiyangjiulaijiaota
tahenyoulimaodeqiaolejixiamen，tingdaotashuojinlai，caikailemen：“fanzuohaole，xishuwanjiulaichi”
“好”
kezuihouhaishiqiyanghongzhetaqidechuang，taqianzhetadeshouwangwaizou，zhangxinrerede，shuo：“jintianzuoleniaichidetusi”
mingmingbitadabulejisui，zheijinianlai，quebatazhaogudemianmianjudao，daotoulai，tashishenmedouhui，tashishenmeyebuhui