这是什么，大浑话？
yunyannaolegedahonglian，napashizangzaiweimanhoumian，meibeirenkanzhe，lianyirangenranqilaiside，tacuolecuo，chongzheneirenxiaoshidefangxiangziwojueqiang。
“wozuowanshangcaimeiku！”
kedaodiyoumeiyouku，tianzhidizhitazhizijizhi。
dengdeng，tajiuzheimezoule？
不是来要钱的？
jiuchongzhetagangcaimeiluanlaimeirangrenfaxiandefenshang，yunyanjuedinghuitouzaijitayidie。
dadingzhuyihou，yunyangongshencongweimanlizhuanchuqujinrulehoutai，houtaibaifangzhebijibenhebofangyiqi，youguanjijinningdeshipinzhengzaibofang。
waimiannaozuoyituan，fuzeyiqiderenpaoqukanxile，pangbianmeiren。
yunyankuaisudinachuleyigenshoujilianjiexian。
yuqianqian，zheikeshizizhaode。
yejiuzaicishi，lingtangwaimianxiangqiyishenglihe。
“naoshenme？”renqunsankailiuchuyitiaolu，jilaoyezibeirentuizhelunyijinlai。
houtaiyunyanyifancaozuowanbi，chunjiaoyigou。
tazhongxinbatoufadasancheluan，youbizheyanshijingyunniangqingxu，zaizhengyanshiyankuangtonghong，yiqiezhunbeijiuxu，liaokaiweimancongjiaoluolijiaobuliangqiangdizouchulai。
“yeye！”yichusheng，leishuiruquanyong。
qingxudaowei，shenxingluopoyouqican。
biku，yunyanjueduibiyuqianqianlihai，luruanlicengpingjiaguotadeleixian，neishifadadenenggandiaoyidapiaoyulequanjiakudemingxing。
keshiyunyanzijiquezhidao，zheileishui，yeyouwufenzhen。
shangxinnanguo，yeshiyoude。
zhenggejijia，yejiulaoyeziduitahao。
lingtanglinaochuzheimedadeshiqing，jilaoyeziwenxunerlai，zheiweijijiazhushizhezhangdashushinianbakongjijia，shenshangshuyushangweizhedeqishinapatazuozhelunyi，sanfachulaideweiyayiranrangrenbuganqingshi。
jifurenmeiliaodaoyunyanyegaozheiyichu，xianxiashouweiqiang，“ba，jinningyouhaizile！”
shiqusunerdetongranglaorenhaoxiangyixiaziyoucanglaolejisui，kanzaiyunyanyanlimanshiburen，tachuizhemou，yanxiatonghongdeyankuangzhizhuleleishui。
zaiduodejihuadouwufarangtahushidiaolaorendebeishang，jijinningzaimeiyongyeshitadesunzi。
laoyeziduitabucuo，bugaichengweitamenjingzhengjiaozhudeliyongduixiang。
yunyanxiang，tahaishibugouxinhen。
danyouxierenquebuhuizheimexiangle。
yuqianqianmanlianguazheleishui，“jiyeye，wuwuwu……”
jilaoyezibingmeiyouyinweitingdaozheigexiaoxierbianhuaqingxu，taanjingdizuozhe，muguangshenshidisaoguoerxifu，yanjingyuguangdoumeichaoyuqianqiankanyiyan，shenbiandebaobiaochushoudangzhulexiangyaokaojindeyuqianqian。
zheiyimurangjifurenlianseweibian，shisheng，“ba，woyijingshiquyigeerzile，qianqianduzilishijinningdehaizia！”
laoyeziyiyanbufa，duizheshenbiandebaobiaoshiyi。
yankanzhebinkemenyaobeiqingchuqu，yuqianqianhuangle，wuzheduziyishengtonghu，“a，wodehaizi……”
zheixierenbunengzou，zoulehaizenmebashiqingnaoda？
jifurenyechengshengzhuiji，dahanzhe，“ba，zheikeshinindecengsuna！”
jintianzheiyichushitamaozhebeichizedefengxiannaochulaide，jiushixiangbizhejijiarenchengrenyuqianqianduzilidehaizi，zheiyangtajiunengjiezhezheigehaizixiaoxiangyixiajijiadejichengquan。
不能输。
jilaoyeziduanzuolunyi，taimoushiyanmoulidelengguangyichu，“nijiangyanyanzhishenhechu？”
jifurenhenqingchu，jilaoyezidezheijuhuayiweizheshenme。
yunyanshilaoyeziqinzitiaoxuandesunzhangxi，yeshiyunjingchengquanziliduyoudeyigemeijiashimeibeijingquebeilaoyezikanshangdesunxifu，dangnianxiaoxiyichubuzhidaokanhongleduoshaohaomenshijiamingyuanqianjindeyan。
ruguobushizheichangyiwai，jinnianniandiyunyanjiuhuihejijinningwanchenghunli。
keyunyanhedehenenga？kaoshenmea？neizhanglian？tashipiaoliang，danbitapiaoliangdedayourenzaia。
fangyanzhenggejijia，yunyanzheizhongshenfenderenjitatixiedoubupei。
jifurenyingzhebozifanbo，“yunyanzheizhongmeishenfenmeidiweidenvrenzenmenengpeideshangjinning，qianqianhejinningqingmeizhumaliangxiaowucai，zhiyouchunjiedeqianqiancaipeideshang……”
tahuahaimeishuowan，kadunzhudedapingmujiuzaicishiturandongle，yizhenliaorenmianhongerchidenvyinbeifangdalewushubei。
lingtanglidunshiyaquewusheng，wushudaomuguangtouxiangneipingmu。
neihelianggenanrenhuntianandijiaohezaiyiqifachujiaoshengde，bujiushijifurenzuilineigechunjiewuxiadeyuqianqian？