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shenyuxiuyuguyelishudongfangdangwan，buqiaoqiaqialaileguishui。
tarangwomenzheixiepeijiayahuanzhanchengyipai，suilishuxingzhitiaoxuan。
lishuxuanzhongfotiaoqiang，haikuatazhangxiangyongrong，shigeyishiyijiadehaomoyang。
qiyujigeyatoutingzhefanglidedongjing，wubumianhongerchi。
dongporouquexishangmeishao，“zhiyaonengzuotongfangyahuan，weiguyeshengxiageyierbannvde，xiabanbeiziyesuanyougeyikaole。”
wojiqiaoyixiao，quemeiyouyipenlengshuipoxingdongporou，rangtabiezuomeimengle。
yinweiwomenbisheidoumingbai，zhixiaozijidaizaizizhudemingyun，yebingmeiyoushenmeyong。
liuyiniangkanzhewomendeyanshenmanshibeimin，tabushimeiyoushituzhengjiuwomen。
yangmeibinglaobushimeiyoukanchuanshenyuxiuweishandezhenmianmu，tayeshizheyingheliuyiniang，xiangyaozijiu。
naparenjiaie，napadianpeiliuli，napa...sile，yehaiyoujuquanshi。
buzhiyuhuayangnianhuajiubeirenduanshangfanzhuo，chenglepanzhongcan。
ketazuihoudejiejuquehaishibeiduanshangfanzhuo，chenglewomenzheixiexiadengrendepanzhongcan。
shenyuxiushiguyide，yangmeibinglaohaimeichengshujiuchengle‘huaiguozi’，erhuaiguozizhipeijinwomenzheixie‘zizhu’deduzi。
fotiaoqiangshiqindedierri，zaofanyouduoleyiwantang。
genzhediedieculvexueguoyixieyishudewobenyiweishibizitang，kechuhuwoyiliao，zheijingshiyiwanzibutangyao。
yuanzilidingzhewomenyirisancandemama，yegenzhelailelijia。
kanzhefotiaoqiangyidibushengdihewanlezibutangyao，tacaiyinyangguaiqididianwomenjige，
“nimenxiulebabeizidefucaiyushangxiaojiezheimegehuopusa，biebuzhizudezuotianzuodi！”
“yaoshizaibiejia，jiannunayouzigezuotongfangyatou？”
“bianshizuoletongfangyatou，nagebushimeiriguanyiwanbizitang，linleshenzihuailebushuo，daosidouhaimeigehou？”
tashuodebucuo，buguoliangyue，fotiaoqiangbianhuaishangleguyedeguxue。
diweiyeshirouyankejiandebuduanshangsheng。
feinidedayudaroubuyongzaibeiqiangpozhe，tianyashidechidaotu，biandeliangxiaoerjingxi，zibudetangyaoqueshiyiriyeweicengtingguo。
erfangdeshaofurenqiaojianle，lianliankuazanshenyuxiukanchengnvzhongkaimo，yunxutongfangyatoudanxiazhangzidezhumukedangzhenshaojian。
shenyuxiuyanchunqingxiao：“wosuanshenme，rujinya，fotiaoqiangcaishifujundexintouhao！”
lishuqinnidipaipaishenyuxiudeshoubei，“zheicaipunengchenga，haiduokuilefurenni，daoshihoufurenkeyaoduoduopinchangcaihao！”
佛跳墙，菜谱？
woxiangpolenaodaiyexiangbudao，huaizhelishuguxuedefotiaoqianghecaipuyoushenmeguanlian。
zhijuedehoubeilenghancencen，lengdegutoufengdouzaifadou。
fotiaoqiangdeduziyiribiyirida，caiwuyuechu，biandadeliqi。
wotoutoutixingtashuo：“shaochiduodong，buranxiaoxintaidananchan。”
fotiaoqianglianselahuang，renyeshoulehaojiquan，sheidounengqiaochutaliansebudui，ketaqueqingfuzhegugudedupi，xiaodehenzhizu。
“womenzheiyangdejianming，nengliuxiageyierbannvdeyishibuyi，wobuqiuhaohuo，zhiqiutanengyishengankangshunsui。”
weimuzegang，tabashijianzuimeihaodezhuyuandoujiyulefuzhongtaier。