脑子寄存处
“caishiba？zheimexiao？”
“suanle，ganjinbazhengjilingleba，shuohaode，guonianhuijiaxianghupeihe，pingchangshenghuohubuganrao。”
“xuanshenmeshi，ninhao，womenyoujishi，jiubuxuanshile。”
“kuaizoukuaizou......”
......
chengezenmeyemeixiangdao，ershiwusuidezijixilihutudehuidaoshibasuibushuo，haichuanyuedaolezheigehediqiuyimoyiyangdeshijie：lanxing。
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buguozheixianranbushizuiyaojinde。
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结婚？突发事件！
yuanzhuliangenvpengyoudoumeiyouhaoba！
“bushi...sheinenggaosuwo，zheishijiezenmeshibasuijiunengjiehuna？”
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......
“为什么啊？”
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牛逼...
fankaishuzhuoshangdehongbenben。
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mingmeiliaorendetaohuayan，youyanjiaohaiyouyikeleizhi，rangtakanshangqugengjiadeyouzhongchunyudeqizhi。
名字：江晚吟
年龄：21
“dawosansui？”chengelengleyixia，taxinxiang，diqiushangzheigenianlingduandenvhaizi，yinggaishizaidudasanba？
yehaihao，nvdasan，baojinzhuan。
年龄大的会疼人。
zheishi，chenmuzaiketinglihanleyisheng，chengejimanghuishen。
taxinxudejianghongbenbenfangjinshuzhuodechoutili，xiayimiaoyoujuedebutaibaoxian，youjiangjiehunzhengcongchoutilinachulai。
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完美！
“chenge？zenmehaibuchulai？”
“来了！”
chengejimanghuileyisheng，paochuwuzi。
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一把菜刀大杀四方。
jiyayuyangjianletadouyaoraodaozou。
shitajiaxiaoqumenkouyitiaojiegongrendezuiyouxiudechushi！
shide，tajiakaizheyigexiaofandian...
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chenhaijunxiaozheshuo：“xiaoge，mingtianjiuyaoquniandaxuele，jintianpeibahaohaoheyibei。”
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dengchengezaicikanxiangchenhaijun。
faxianchenhaijunzhengduanzhehelebanbeidejiubei，chenmodekanzheta。
“爸，怎么了？”
“chenge，nihebalaoshijiaodai，nizhiqianshibushitoutouheguobaijiu？”
啊这......
haimeiyoudengchengehuida，chenhaijunxiaoleyisheng，yikoujiangjiushuiyinjin，takanxiangxuhuilan，duifangchongtadiandiantou。
“xiaoge，zhiqianyizhishibabamamakanzhenizhangda，zheiyicishangdaxuele，yaoqujiangchengle，zaiwaimianyaozijiyouzijidejihua，wohenimakendingbunengyizhiquzhaokanni。
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yeduojiaopengyou，nizheihaizia，congxiaojiumenmende，yemeijigepengyou......”
陈歌听着。
眼眶就红了。
tanengganshoudaofumuduitadeai，dantaquebushitamenzhiqianxiaideneigehaizile。
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neiju“bamayongyuanshinidehoudun”，tarujinyetingdaole。
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youjia，zhenhao......
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shoujidanchuyitiaoxiaoxi：xueqianqianjianghuizaijiuyueshiwuriyuyuzhoujubanyanchanghui。
chengemianwubiaoqingdebaxiaoxihuadiao。
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zheigeshijieyoulibai、youdufu。
jiangjinjiuhaizaigaozhongkebenli，shishengyechangchangbeirenzuochenggezhongbiaoqingbao。
jiuliangequ......
也都一样啊！！！
tabudong，zheigeshijiedaodipingxingzainalile？
“为什么啊？”