“gewomanshibasuile,guoliangtiansifangpingzhiyejishuxueyuanyeyaokaixuele。”
“danshiwoxiangzhijiequdangbing,junxiaosinianchulaitaijiule。”
“dangbingtigandehuajinshengsuduyinggainengkuaibushao。”
“genijuedeni?niyaoshibutongyidehuajiubazheidantachidiao,wojiudangniburangwoqudangbing。”
lvqinglongzhabaleliangxiayanjing,ruxiongshishouliebandemuguangzhizhidingzhemubeiqiandeneiyihedanta。
“woshusansheng,niyaoshibushuohuawojiudangnitongyile。”
“三。”
“二。”
“一!”
daojishijieshu,lvqinglongmengdizhuaguodishangdeyihedanta,zhangkaixuependazuijiangdantasongruzijizuibadangzhong。
“xiexiege!wojiuzhidaonihuitongyiwoqudangbingzheijianshi!”
“duile,jintiangenmamajiangzheijianshideshihoutahaishibutongyi,rangwolaiwenwenni。”
“geniershiqiderenyemeiqulaopo,niyaoshinengquanquanzanma,wonengshunlidangbingdehua,huitoujinishaogeerciyuanzhimo。”
“budui,yigebugou,jinishaosange!”
shuowanzheijuhua,buzhiweihemingmingshibayuefenyanredetianqixia,lvqinglongmomingganjuedaoyiguliangyi,xiayishidalegepenti。
“zheishenmetianqia,weishenmehulenghurede。”
lvqinglongmolemobizi,zhanzaimubeiqianyouliaolejijuzuijinfashengdeshiqing。
liaolebangeduoxiaoshihou,caigengegedaolebie。
“走了啊高大爷。”
lvqinglongzouzhiqianqiaoleqiaochuanghu,baoanshilitoushuazhe**jietiaowushipindegaodayelengleyixia,huangmangshouqishoujichaolvqinglongdianlediantou。
dengcongjiaoqumanpaodaojialouxiadeshihou,yijingshiqidianduo,waitoudetianyijingheixialaile。
jiazhudeshiyidonglaopoxiao,haishifuqinyiqiandanweideshihoufendefangzi,yijingzhuleershiduonian。
litousuiranzhudedabufendoushiyixielaonianren,danshizhianfeichanghao,liantouqiezheizhongshiqingdoumeiyoufashengguo。
gangyituikaimen,faxianlvmajiuzuozaiketingdeshafashang,yiyanbufadiwangzheziji。
“mawohuilaile,ganggangqukanlewoge。”
lvqinglongyingzhetoupishuodao。
lvmabingmeiyoushuohua,zhishidingzhelvqinglongchenmoleyihuihoucaihuanhuankaikou:
“你真的想好了?”
“nizhidaode,nigebuxiangniqudangbingde,baokuonibaba,haiyouwo。”
“danshinixianzaishigechengnianrenle,youxieshiqingniyijingkeyizijizuojueding。”
lvqinglongwangzhemuqinlianshangneicengjingguanghuaxinidepifu,xianzaiquepashanglesuiyuedehenji,yanjiaochudexiwenfangfoshishiguangkexiadeyinji。
toufayebuzaishixirineibanwuheiliangli,ershicanzazhejilvyinsi。
zhiyouneiwenrouerjiandingdeyanshenconglaimeiyoubianguo。
“ma,nijiurangwoqudangbingba,wogedechou,woshiyidingyaobaode!”
lvqinglongbiziyouxiefasuan,qingqingjianglvmabaozailehuaizhong。
“nizheihaizi,buzhibujuejiuzhangdezheimedale。”
“wohaijidenidangchuxiaoshihouliusuideshihoucaibiwogaoyigetou。”
“xingle,neinijiranchibangyingle,mayeguanbuleni,neinijiuqudangbingba。”
“danshimashixiangennishuohaole,nizuorenheshizhiqiandouyaokaolvmadeganshou,nibunengzaigennigeneiyangmangzhuangle。”
“妈只有你了……”
“妈!”
lvqinglongshaoshaoyonglidilouzhumuqin,qiangxingyangqitouwangzhetianhuaban,bimianzijideyanleiliuchulai。
“haole,dengxiawogenniwuzhuangbudelishushujiangyixia,nixianhuifangjianshuijueba。”
lvmapailepailvqinglongdeshoubei,lvqinglongzheicailianmangsongkaileshou。
“neimawoxianhuifangjianle。”
“去吧去吧。”
dengdaolvqinglongfangjiandeguanmenshengxiangqi,lvmazheicairoulerouzijidejianbang。
“zheihaizi,liqiyuelaiyuedale。”
……
zuozaiwuzhuangbudelihaozezhengmangzhechulijiebingdeshiqing,huranjiedaolezheiyangyigedianhua。
“qingwenshilishouzhangma?neigewoshilvweiguodeqizi。”
dianhuadeneitouchuanlaileyigeyouxieershudenvsheng。
“saozinintaijianwaile,jiaowoxiaolijiuxingle。”
“嫂子你找我是?”
shouzhangyouxiekunhuodiwendao。
“neigelishouzhanga……woxiangbawojialvqinglongsongqudangbing……nikanjinnianhailaidejima?”
dianhuaneitoulvmadeshengyinyouxieyouyudao。
“oo,songqudangbinga?jinniankongpabuxingle,yinweijinniantamenyiqianxunliandouyijingjieshule,qudaogegedifangdemingedabufendoumanle……”
lishouzhangxiayishijujuedao。
zheixietianmangzhezhengbingdeshiqingmeiyitiandoushijiaotoulane,buzhidaoyouduoshaojiazhangxiangyaobazijidehaizisaidaobuduiqu。
bangongshilitoudezuojimeitianjibenshangdouhuiyinweizheixieshixianggebuting。
buguoweilebahaizisongqudangbing,dazijisirendianhua,xiangranghaizidangbingdezheidaohaishitouyihui。
“a?jinnianyijingwanlema?”
lvmadeshengyindunshishiluolebushao,buguohaishishitandiwendao:
“neilishouzhang,jinniannengbunengtongrongyixiazi,jiwojiaqinglongjiashangge……”
“谁?!”
“saozinindengyixia!shininlvjiaergongziyaodangbingshiba?!!!”
shouzhangmengdicongzuoweishangzhanqilai,youshousisizuanzheshouji,lianmangdaduanlelvmadehuawendao。
“额……对。”
“yaoshishizaimeiyoumingedehuaneijiusuanle,mafanlishouzhangle……”
“有名额!”
shouzhangzaiyicidaduandao,shengyinyeyinweiguoyujidongbiandeyouxiezhandou。
“啊?”
lvmalengleyixia,sihushizaihuaiyizijishibushitingcuole,zenmeduifangdetaiduhaoxianglaileyigeyibaibashidudazhuanwan。
“youminge!taiyoumingelesaozi!”
“saozininxianzaishizaijialitouduiba,nifangbianbadizhifajiwoyixiama?”
“nijiahaizidangbingkeshidashi,wojuedezheimedadeshiqingwomenxuyaodangmianliaoliao!”
“额……好。”
lvmajiangdizhifajileshouzhang。
“beiche!kuaiquzheigedizhi!”
shouzhangrangsijiyilumengcaiyoumen,guolebudaoshifenzhonghou,qiaoxianglelvjiadedamen。
“saozi!haojiubujianlesaozi!”
“lvlaogetahaihaoma?zheishizanganggangfaxialaideweiwendami、shiyongyou!”
damengangdakai,lishouzhangjidongdizhijiewozhulelvmadeshou,tongshilianmangjiangshoulitoudedongxifangzailedishang。
mianduizheituruqilaidereqing,lvmaxiandeyouxiebuzhisuocuodidianlediantou:
“tahaihao,haishigenzhiqianyiyangzhongxindoufangzaibuduilitou,tabijingmang,yinianbanzaidouhuibulaijitangde。”