第2章 激动的首长

“gewomanshibasuile,guoliangtiansifangpingzhiyejishuxueyuanyeyaokaixuele。”

“danshiwoxiangzhijiequdangbing,junxiaosinianchulaitaijiule。”

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lvqinglongzhabaleliangxiayanjing,ruxiongshishouliebandemuguangzhizhidingzhemubeiqiandeneiyihedanta。

“woshusansheng,niyaoshibushuohuawojiudangnitongyile。”

“三。”

“二。”

“一!”

daojishijieshu,lvqinglongmengdizhuaguodishangdeyihedanta,zhangkaixuependazuijiangdantasongruzijizuibadangzhong。

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“走了啊高大爷。”

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“mawohuilaile,ganggangqukanlewoge。”

lvqinglongyingzhetoupishuodao。

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“你真的想好了?”

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“妈只有你了……”

“妈!”

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“neimawoxianhuifangjianle。”

“去吧去吧。”

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“zheihaizi,liqiyuelaiyuedale。”

……

zuozaiwuzhuangbudelihaozezhengmangzhechulijiebingdeshiqing,huranjiedaolezheiyangyigedianhua。

“qingwenshilishouzhangma?neigewoshilvweiguodeqizi。”

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“saozinintaijianwaile,jiaowoxiaolijiuxingle。”

“嫂子你找我是?”

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“谁?!”

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“有名额!”

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“啊?”

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“额……好。”

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“tahaihao,haishigenzhiqianyiyangzhongxindoufangzaibuduilitou,tabijingmang,yinianbanzaidouhuibulaijitangde。”