第3章 你是牛头……马面?

zhanzhishenti,yunbishengbiyanmoxiang,ranhoushouyihui,yanqianbianchuxianleyizhizhuangyoushenshangxiansudezhenguan。

tanazhexiaodumianqiuzainanrenshenshangzhaoleyouzhao,zhongyuzhaodaoyikuaishangsuanwanzhengdepifuzuzhi,xiaoduhou,jiangzhengzhiyaojizhushelejinqu。

zhusheleshenshangxiansuhou,nanrendehuximingxianlexie,danzheihaiyuanyuanbugou。duiyuzheiyanqianquanshendamianjikuilanderenlaishuo,tajixuqingchuangxiaoyanchuzhi。

congkongjianzhongdiaochuyipaishengliyanshuiheliangzhizhitongji,zhushelezhitongjihou,yunbishengkaishiweihuanwangqingxinongye。

tanazhemianqian,xiaoxindijiangshangkoushangdenongyeqingqingzhandiao,rangchuangmianluchuhongsededibuxianrou。danhuanwangshenshangbujinshikaifangxingchuangkou,haiyouhenduofengbixingshangkou。neixieshangkoubiaomian**jiafugaizhe,jiaxiajileinongyecongfengxizhongbuduanyichu。

zheizhongqingkuang,huanzuoyibanrenzaojiutule,keyunbishengshigeyisheng,mianduishanghuanjiushibaifenbaitouru。

“tamenrangnizaozheiyangdezui,zheimezhemoni,nijiugengdezhengkouqihuoxialai!”

nvhaizhinenqingcuidesangyinchuanruxiaoyudeerzhong,rangtahunchendeyishiduanzandilahuilexianshi。

tamianlizhengkaichenzhongdeyanpi,shixianzhongdouranchuxianyunbishengdaizhehuxiqimianzhaodeguiyimiankong——

“wo……yijingsileme?”

nanrenshengyindiersiya,qixiweiruo,mianqianzheizhang‘feiren’demiankongrangtalianxiangdaoleshenme。

“nishiniutou……mamian?”

呔!

yunbishengyijidong,chadianzhuaixiahuxiqimianzhao——chuanyueqiantajiushituotuodeyuanqimeinv,xianzaidezheijuquqiao,dizigengshibulai。

huanwangjingranwurentashiniutoumamian,kanlaiyanjingyeyoumaobing。

“buhuishuohuajiubuyaoshuo。”dengzhehuanwangneiqiheiruhantandemouzi,yunbishengliangsensenditixing。

baixialezheimehaokandeyishuangyanjing,yanguangbuxing。

以后再慢慢治。

buzhishibushitingjinqule,huanwangheshangleyanjing,youmeileshengxi。

yunbishengyebushuohua,xianqingchudiaotaqutishangneixieheijia,rangchuang**luchulai,erhouyongshengliyanshuifanfuqingxiruanhuajiapi。dengdaojiapiruanhuapokai,caichuqujiapi,qinglixiamiandenongye。

zhenggeguochengbingbusuannan,danshixuyaodaliangdeshijianhenaixin。

zuoweitiancaiyisheng,yunbishenghenshaozuozheizhongrongfandegongzuole。ranerxianzaimeibanfa,tameiyouzhushou,zhinengyigerenqinglihuanwangdeshenti。

erzheiweibinghuansuirankanbuchuzhangxiangle,danshenququeshixiuzhang,mucezhishaoyou182yishangdeshengao,zheiyangdeshengao,yerangtadegongzuoliangshifenpangda。

haoburongyiqingliwan,yijingshiyebansangeng。

zhilezhijiangyingdeyao,yunbishengzhengzhunbeijiezhejishangkoutushangyaogao,huranfajueyishuangyoushenbinglengdemuguangdingzheziji。

huanwangbuzhiheshizhengkaileyan。

“你醒了?”

yunbishengwaizhenaodai,hetadayandengxiaoyanlehaojimiao,jiezhezhuanshenzoudaochuangbian,jiangfangjiansuoyoudechuanghudoudakai。

zhengshiyanxia,jishikaichuangyebuhuishouliang。

fangjiandefuchouweibixusanqu,fouzetashoubule,binghuangengshoubule。

zhuanshenhuidaochuangbian,yunbishengwen:“niyunqibucuo,kuaiyanqiqianyudaowo,zheixiajiusuanniutoumamianlai,yebunengjiangnigouzoule。”

chuangshangdenanrenyanzhudongledong,muguangtingliuzaitashenshangdexifu。

“ni……shishei?”tashengyinjiansediwen。

“wo?kanbuchulaima?”yunbishengtailetaigebo,yuandizhuanleyiquan,“woshinixinqudehuanwangfei,niyekeyijiaowoshenyimeishaonv。”

huanwangxiaoyudeyanjingbilebi,xiangzaijizanliqi,banshangmeiyouchusheng。

yunbishengwen:“nikehaishie?yaobuyaochidiandongxi?”

xiaoyuyanpidongledong,ganliedezuichuntuchujigezi:“jiwogetongkuai……”

“ng?ninalibutongkuai?”yunbishengmeitingqing。

bingchuangshangdenanrendouranzhengkaiyan——

“buyaozaizhemowole!zhijiejiwogetongkuaiba!”

tasishengaihaozhe,yinliangbuda,querangrenwufahushitaqingxulidejidubeichuang。

“xu,bieneimejidonga。”yunbishengroulerouerduo,“wogangcongsiwangxianshangbanilaxialai,nikebielangfeineidianjingqi。”

shuozhetazhaidiaoshoutao,yongzhifuzainanrenzuichunshangqingqingcaleca。

ganliedezuichunhuranfushangyiyangderouruan,xiaoyuyouzhongbuzhenshideganjue。

henjiumeiyourenpengguotale,haishizheiyangdejifuchupeng……

zicongtabeishaoshangzhihou,jiushenshaoyourenjintadeshenle,ouerzheiwuzilijinlaideren,kandaotadoushiwubixianeyanfandeyanshen。

neiyangdeyanshen,rangzheiweixiriyiqifengfa、gaogaozaishangdewangyezhidao,zijizaiyebushicongqianneigeweifenglinlin、wanrenyangmudezhanshenhuanwangle!

“yi……douganliele,henqueshuia,dejinibudianputaotangle。”

yunbishengnachuyidaiputaotangzhusheye,youyongzhenguanwanglizhusheleyizhenyaoji,ranhoubianzaihuanwangshenshangfanzhaoqilai。

“你……干什么?”

tayanshenlinglididingzhetashoulimoshengdewushen,tabupasi,shenzhirujinyixinzhixiangsusi,dantawufarenshouhuozhedeshihouyizaibeizhemo!

ketachuletoubu,hunshendoutandewufadongdan,zhinengrenrenyicicisuiyibainong,haowuzunyan!

“啧啧……”

nvhaimeihuidata,ershiwaizhetou,lianduiliandiwangzhetadeyanjing,ziguzidinannan,“bucuo,zhenshibucuo。”

tadeyanshenliangjingjing、guangcancan,momingduitaliuluchuyizhongjinhu“chan”deweidao……

xiaoyuxinlishushimaole——

yinianqianzhongshangtanhuan,sanyueqianbeiliehuoshaoshang,tayiweizijishoudezhemoyijingshirenjianjizhi,yijingmeishenmenengrangtagandaohaipale。

danmianqianzheigeyisiniutoumamiandenvzi,haishirangtagandaoyisimaogusongran!

tazhidaozijirujinhunshenliunong、zhuangruoegui,danzheinvziqueduitazezechengzan,haiyifuhen“chan”tadeyangzi……tingshuorenzhijiangsi,shikeyikandaolaiziyoumingdegouhunshizhede,kanlaitayaolikaizheigeshijiele。

真不甘心。

dachouweibao,taqueyaojieshuzaizheilile——

xiaoyujuewangdibishangyanjing。

“乖啊~~”

mianqiande“muniutoumamian”yuqiqingpiao,yongshoumoshangletadexiongfuchu。

yizhongchiruganzaixiaoyuxinzhongliucuan,tajuedejiexialaibeitaoxinyinxuedoushizhengchangde,kedengleyizhener,yuxiangzhongdeqingkuangbingmeiyoufasheng。

yunbishenghaorongyizaitashenshangzhaodaolejingmaixueguan,jiangzhentouzhajinpifu,yunbishengdiaohaoliusu,youwaizhenaodaikanzheta。

zheigerenyizhikezhenjianqianga!

zheiyangyanzhongdeshaoshangjiaganrandoumeisi,hainengbaochiyidingshenzhihetaduihua,kezhenshigerenjianyouwu!

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又来了,又来了!

xiaoyudemouzixianchujingnulise,zheigenvrenzheimechanhuhudikanzheta,rangtafeichangnaonu。

tazheifudexing,mofeibushidiyudegouhunshizhe,ershi……

“皇后……”

“nishihuanghoupailaide?!”tayaoyaqiechidiwen。