“hui、keke……huiwangfei，yousigeyuele……keke……”
shaonvkedehuadoushuobulisuo，quehaishimianliweichizhegaiyoudeguiju。
yunbisheng：“keyoukexue？wuhouzhibangwanshibushijingchangfare？niyizhizheimeshouma？”
tawendehenkuai，yuqilidaizhelengjun。
shaonvlengleleng，youxiechijing：“wangfeinin……keke……ruhezhidao？nubiqueshi……shiwuhouaifare，yiqianshenshangqueyeyouxieroude，kekeke……”
喵的！肺结核！
这帮人！真够狠啊！
juranzhaoleyigejiehebinghuanzhejita！
shixianhuanwangsidebugoukuai？
yunbishengdangjiliduandidao：“ni，tuihou！zaimenwaidengwo。”
jiezhe，tazhuantoukanxiangneilaomama，zheicaifaxiantayanjinghonghongde，yanleiwangwangde。
laibujiwentakushenme，yunbishengzhizhewulidao：“nixianjinlai，kuai！”
laomamamanggonglegongshen，kuaibuzoulejinlai。xiayimiao，yunbishengmeiyourenheyouyudibamaganshaonvguanzaimenwai。
buguaitarucijinzhang，shizaishizaizheigerenrendoumeiyouzhusheguokajiemiaodeniandai，ranshangfeijiehekeshijianhenmafandeshi，shenzhihuidaozhiduorensiwang！
ertazheijushenti，kebushiyuanlaideneijuwanzhengzhusheguoxiandaigezhongyimiaodeshentile，suoyitazijiyeyoubaolufengxiande。
jianyuci，zheicitaliulexinyan，jiranduifangsonglaileyigeyisijiehebing，neizheigelaomamahenkenengyeyouwenti。
weilefangzhiyinhuan，tameiyouranglaomamawanglizou，ershirangtaliuzaimenkou。bijinglimiantangzhegequanshendoushikaifangxingchuangkoudehuanwang，wanyizaiganrandianshenme，neikeshishenxianyenanjiu！
tadaliangcayanjingdelaomama，wen：“nikushenme？”
laomamamianlucanse：“huiwangfei，laonumeiyouku，ershihaileyanbing。”
淦！
她就知道！
haonigewuguanshi！gentawanyinde！
yanjingfahong，liuleibuzhi，henkenengshiganranleyanbujishengchong！
“zaizheierdengwo。”liuxiazheijuhua，yunbishengzhuanshenjinleneiwu。
chuangshang，zhushelezhending**pindehuanwanghaizaichenshui。yunbishengbishangyan，moyunxinnian，yanqianchuxianleneipianyiliaojidi。
tazaiqizhongchuanxing，buyoufenshuonaleyidahekouzhao、jiujingpenwu，jiezhezhaodaofeijiehetantupian，youquchujipingyiandingchun、yiyanjingpian，zuihou，jiuzaitaxiangnaneitaishouchiyandijianchayishi，huranyoushiyizhentianxuandizhuan！
砰——
tazhongzhongdishuaidao，taitoufaxian，zijiyidaozaileneiwu！
什么情况？
tazheishenti……zheimebuwendingdema？
yunbishengmangkanxiangshouzhong——haozaiyaodoudailechulai，ertazuihouzhuazhudeshouchiyandijianchayi，suirangenzheshuaileyixia，danyebingmeishuaihuai。
jizijihuanshangkouzhao，tazouxiangwaiwu，duidengzaineilidelaomamadao：“a嫲，laizheibianzuo。”
laomamalengleyixia，caiyishidaowangfeishijiaota，tagongjingdigenzheyunbishengzoudaozhuoqian，quebuganzuo。
“wangfeirenci，laonushenfenbijian，wanwanbuganzuode。”
云碧笙：“……”
淦！
她好气！
zheigaisidegudai！zheixiedaomeiguijuzhuanmenshihetaduizhegandeba！
congqiantashixiangyouhuayuquandetiancaiyisheng，xianzaitashuoshenmedoumeirentingle，tayishengdequanweini！
roulerouhaizaifayundeejiao，moniansanbian：“zunlaoaiyou，zunlaoaiyou……”tajichuxiaolian，duilaomamadao，
“伸手。”
laomamalenglengdishenchuyoushou。
“两只，谢谢。”
laomamayihuodishenchulingyizhishou。
噗噗——
yunbishenglinzhejiujingzhaozhetadeshoupenlejipen，suijidishangyigekouzhao：“daishang。”
laomamajieguolai，zhaozheyunbishengdeyangziwangshangdai。
jiantanafanle，yunbishengrenmingdizouguoqu，titadaishang。
laomamayoudianbuzhisuocuo：“zenhaolaofanwangfei……”
“xu，”yunbishengzhizheyizi，“buxiangrangbenwangfeifahuodehua，jiukuaidianzuoxia，jinijianchayanjing。”
laomamakuizhetaliansebuhao，buganfuni，zhidezuole。
ranglaomamabatoukaozaijianchayishang，tazhuanxincaozuojianchayifaxian，huanzheyanjianshuizhong，jiaomohejiemonangneiyouxiaoqurudong！
guoran，shiganranleyandijishengchong。
buguowanxingdeshi，ganrandebushitebienangaodezhunangweiyouyileixuyaodongshoushudejishengchong，ershiputongdeyingqulei。
fangxiayiqi，taduiyilianchenghuangchengkongdelaomamadao：“laorenjia，zenmechenghu？”
laomamalikezhanqi：“bugandang，laonuxingzhang，dajiadoujiaowozhangmama。”
“hao，zhangmama，nideyanjingganranlejishengchong，xuyaojishiyizhi。”
zhangmamazhanglezhangzui，shensejingkong：“wangfeishishuo，laonuyanjinglizhangchongzile？”
“keyizheimelijie，dannibuyonghaipa，wohuibangnizhihaode。”cike，yunbishengdetouhenyun，shentichongsaizheshuobuchudenanshou，dantahaishijinlianfuhuanzhedekongju。
“yanjingganranlejishengchong，yebushishenmehanjiandeshi，buyaotingshuoyanjingliyouchongzijiuhaipa，nizheiyanjinghuaileyeyouxierizileba？wobushuoniyebuzhidaolimianyouchongzi，nijiudanghezhiqianyiyang，guoyihuierwojinipeidianyao，bangnibachongziquchulaijiuhaole。”
“xiexie，xiexiewangfei……”
wangzhewangfeizheizhangnianqingzhinendelianpang，zhangmamayouyishunjiandegandong。
tashihuanwangfudejiuren，yinweiyizhizuodedoushizuidijiandechashi，congbubeizhongshi。yinianduoyiqian，huanwangchushizhihou，huanwangfushangxiadahuanxue，neixiexinfuguanshihemamayaomebeizhua，yaomebeifamai，ertayinweibuqiyan、nianjiyoulaomai，sheiyemeibatadanghuishier，fandaoliulexialai。
taxiangzacaoyiyangbeiweidihuozhe，ganhuo，ranleyanbing，yebudeyizhi。
erzheiweixinwangfei，shuohuibangtazhihaoyanjing……
suiranzheiweiwangfeijuzhixingweishiguaiyixie，tadeneixie“dongxi”gengshiguliguguai，danjinglileyibeizidefengyu，zhangmamakandechuzheiweiwangfeiduitashimeiyoueyide。
tayebingburenweizheiweiwangfeihuizhiyanjing，dantahaojiudoumeiyoubeirenguanxinguole。
yunbishengbailebaishou：“wobuguanniyiqianshizuoshenmede，jiranguanshibanipaiguolai，niyihoujiuguiwochaqian，wodangranbunengrangnidaibingshanggang。”
tayoujilezhangmamayixiekouzhao，“waimianneigeguniang，zheijitianjinlianghetabaochijuli，danfanjiechu，quanchengpeidaikouzhao，huilaijishixishou，fouzeniyehuigentayiyangkesoude。”
zhangmamakonghuangdao：“xiaoju……tashilaobingma？”
e，yuanlaiwaimianneigebinvjiaoxiaoju。
yunbishengtaiyankanletayiyan：“nizhiyaoanwoshuodezuo，jiubuhuiyoushi，zhiyuxiaoju，wolaizhi。”
feijiehemafanshimafande，tebieshizaizheimeiyouyixuefanghuyishidegudai，henrongyizaochengrenjichuanbo，suoyibeidangzuoyizhengchulide，zheiyezukejianbaxiaojusaiguolaideren，yongxinshiduomedaidu！
zaidudakaimen，zhijianneijiaoxiaojudebinvrengjiuwuzhezuikesoubuzhi。
“王妃……”
taxiangxingli，yunbishengzhizhileta：“zheijitiannibuyongganhuo，xianbabingzhihao。zheigechabeininazhe，jintianyelihemingtianzaoshangkechudetanliuzailimian。haiyou，zheijitiannibuyaojiechubieren，jiuzhuzaiyoubianerfanghaole，fanshiheshuiwohuirangzhangmamadingshifangzaimenkou。”
xiaojukuijiongdelihai，qingshengyinglesheng“shi”，shuangshoujieguochabei，bulvjiannandizouxiangerfang。
bendaduanyaolianggerenfuzhuzhaoguhuanwang，meixiangdaofandaozengjialegongzuoliang，guoranzheigewangfushimeirenxiangranghuanwanghaoguode！
xiangdaozheier，tazhuanshenhuileneiwu，jianhuanwangrengjiuzaiyaowudezuoyongxiashuizhe。shenshoumolemotademaibo，yunbishengxinzhongyouleshu，bishangyan，tamoyunxinnian，zhunbeizaiqujidiligaodianyaochulai。
sheizhizheiyici，tazhimenglongzhongkandaojididedagailunkuo，likejiuyunleguoqu——