第5章 霍北屿是王八蛋

di5zhanghuobeiyushiwangbadan

“jiangyuejie,zhendeshinia,wogangcaiyuanyuanwangguolai,haiyiweikancuole,zheiweishi......ninanpengyouma?”

anxiaominchuanzheyijianguiguijujudebaiselianyiqun,yishuangyuanliuliudexingmouhaoqidikanzhetamen,ganjingmeihao,cikechentuodiqinjiangyuegengjialangbei。

qinjiangyueculecumei,gangyaokaikou,huranshenhouchuanlaicheziminglabadeshengyin。

huobeiyuyaoxiachechuang,weimizhexiazhangdeshuangmou,muguanglengning:“shangche。”

anxiaominzuijiaoyangqimingmeidexiaorong,xiaopaozheguoqu,“huozong,jiangyuejiegentananpengyouyezaizheierwan,taiqiaole!”

yuanlai......tayezai。

qinjiangyuedeyanjingyinzaibanbodeguangyingxia,kanbuchushenmeqingxu。

sihushitingdaoanxiaomindehua,tacaizhuyidaoyipangdeqinjiangyue,nanrenyiweibumingdemuguangluozaitajianshangpizhedewaitao,lenglengchelexiazuijiao,“huojiaoshoushenmeshihouyexihuanjianbierendepolanle?”

qinjiangyuewenyan,xiayishidezuanjinlezijidequantou,zhijiashenshenqianruzhangxindeshangkou。

破烂?

yeshi,zaitayanli,tazhibuguoshiyige......beiwanniledepolan!

huoyanzhitingdaozheihua,buyouculecumei,sangyinchenwen:“ayu,qinxiaojieshiwodepengyou,nibugaizheimeshuota。”

taweiweiyangtou,chongzhehuoyanzhiganjidechelechezuijiao,ranhouzhuanshenkanxianghuobeiyudeshihou,yijinghuifulepingshidelengdan。

“huozong,wohehuojiaoshoushishenmeguanxi,zheishiwodesishi,huozongsihuguantaikuanle。”qinjiangyuechixiaoyisheng,yanshenchaofengdekanzhehuobeiyu,“mingtianyizaowojiuhuibashaoshijituandehetongjiaodaozongcaibangongshi。”

“shaoshijituandehezuo?jiangyuejie,nihaolihai,zhiqianwojiutingshuozheigeshaoshidezongjinglihenbuhaoduifu,wopazijiyingfubulai......zaozhidaowojiugenzhejiangyuejieguolaihaohaoxuexixuexile。”

anxiaominyilianpeifudekanzheqinjiangyue,taxiaoqilaideshihou,zuijiaoyougejiuwo,kanshangquxiandegengjiadanchunwugu。

huobeiyuwenyan,chixiaoyisheng,senlengdeshengyinjiuxiangyibabaliren,jiangqinjiangyueshangdetiwuwanfu。

“nibuyongxuezheixietoujiquqiaodebaxi。”

“huozong,nibiezheimeshuojiangyuejie,tazuozheixie,yedoushiweilegongsiliyi。”anxiaominyuguangtoutoupieleyiyanqinjiangyue,yanshenyouxiebuan。

qinjiangyuebeihuobeiyuzheiyijuhuaqidehunshenfadou。

rangtadaitianxiaomincanjiajintiandejiuju,jiangtatuirujintuiliangnandejingdi,nandaobushita?

xianzaijuranyoulianzhanzaidaodedezhigaodian,fengcita?

tameiyoubeijing,meiyoukaoshan,suoyihuogaiyongzheizhongsuoweidetoujiquqiaodefangshi,dachengmude!

eranxiaominyoutahuzhe,suoyishenmedoubuyongzuo?

混蛋!

王八蛋!

qinjiangyuexinlijiangyanqiandenanrenmalegebian,bishangyanjing,shenhuxi,ranhouguaqizhiyexiaolian,shuodao:“huozongshiyaosonganzhuliba,wojiubudanwuhuozongdeshijianle。”

huobeiyulenglidemouzidingzhetaxujiu,huranchixiaoyisheng,yuqiliangbodeshuodao:“nenggaodingshaotianqi,xianzaiyouyounanrenzhuanmenjiesong,qinmishuqueshiyoudianbenshi。”

rensheidoutingdechu,tayuqilimiandefengci。

qinjiangyuezaojiuxiguanletaduizijizheizhongtaidu,lianfanbodoujuedemeibiyao,zhishidaizheqianyidekanxianghuoyanzhi。

ranhouzhuanshenzhijieshanglehuoyanzhidechelikai。

anxiaominkanzhetamenlikaideche,turanyilianxianmudedunangdao:“jiangyuejiegentananpengyoudeguanxikendinghenhao。”

huobeiyutongkongfanzhehanguang,kansimanbujingxindichelechelingdai,“nizenmezhidao?”

“a?wojiushicaide。”anxiaominyouxieniuniedeminleminchun,toutoukanleyiyannanrendecelian,buhaoyisidehonglelian,ranhouxiaoshengdao,“jiushigangcai,wokandaojiangyuejiebozishangyouhaoduowenhen,neiweixianshengkanshangquwenzhibinbinde,meixiangdaoa,buguoyeshi,jiangyuejiezhangdepiaoliang,shencaiyouhao......”

“shangche,wosongnihuiqu。”huobeiyudaduanleanxiaomindediediebuxiu,wozhefangxiangpandeshouzhiweiweiyongli。

huiqudelushang,huobeiyuyijuhuayemeishuo,anxiaominrenshitadeshijianbuzhang,zhishiyinyuenenggouganjuedao,taduizijishibutongde,dantayeyouzizhizhiming,yitadeshenfen,tadejiatingbeijing,haiyouzhangxiang,shipeibushanghuobeiyude。

suoyi,xianzaichenzhetaduizijiyouxingqu,yinggailaolaobawo。

“huozong,wobamashanggexingqichuqulvyoule,jialimeiren,niyaobuyao......shangquzuozuo,hebeicha?”