“ding!gongxini,huodezhutianliaotianqunyaoqing,shifoujiaru?”
zheidaoshengyin,buyayupingdijinglei,rangsuyangyouyizhonghuangrugeshideganjue。
金手指!
你终于来了。
zicongzhidaozijichuanyuehonghuanghou,wushiwukedouzaixiangzhe,juexingqiandaoxitong,jiadianxitong,huozhecitiaozengfudengdengzhileidejinshouzhi。
jieguodengleshunian,yidianyinxunyemeiyou,qijiansuyanggengshishiguowushuzhongjihuoxitongdebanfa,yijiushimeiyoujieguo。
于是!
talaoshile,biandeqinqinkenkenxiulian。
meixiangdao,bainianzhihou,zaizijitupolianxuhedao,dujiehuaxingzhiri,jinshouzhizhongyulaile。
果然!
chuanyuezhebiaopeihuichidao,danjuebuhuiquexidedinglvshibuhuipianrende。
jintianzhenshisanxilinmena。
erjiuzaisuyangzhunbeiquerenjiarudeshihou,xuanyuanfudidangzhong,chuxiansandaohongguang,kuaisudechaozhezijifeilai。
zheizhutianliaotianqunbuzhejijiaru,bijingtishiyizhizainaohailimian,zhiyaodianjiquerenjiunenggoujinru。
zheijinshouzhizijidoudengleshangbainian,yebujiyuyishi。
xianzaixianyingfuzheisanweijiejiezaishuo。
yizhenxiangfengjiupubierlai,sangerongmaoqingguoqingcheng,shencaienaduozi,rutongzhexianbandenvzizouleguolai。
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lingwaiyigedaoguchuandahongbaguayi,sitaomalv,mianruruixue,liansichaoxia,yingtaoxiaokou,xiangliantaosai,guangyingjiaomei,ruyuegongchange,shenshengbukexiedu。
zuihouyiren,chuanzheqingxinziran,mingmouhaochi,qidugaoya,tianzhenchunjie,baibaijingjing,ruyikuaimeiyu,youzhebingqingyujiedechaochenqizhi。
sanrenyibuyiyao,zidaizhongshengdiandaodezitai,wubuzhumu,zhijiantamenchaozhesuyanggongshouzuoyi:
“suyangdidi,gongxihuaxingchenggong!”
“kuxiubainian,zhongdehuaxing,gongxia!”
“zhusuyangdidirihoudadaotantu,fuyaozhishang。”
sanweixiannvqiqigonghe,yipinyixiaozhijianrangsuyangkandeyanjingdouzhile。
没错!
zheisanrenzhengshidamingdingdingdexuanyuanfensanyao,jiuweihulijing‘sudaji’,jiutouzhijijinghuximei,yushipipajingyupipa。
“zheidoushichenglesanweijiejiedefuqi,didicainenggoutaruxiuxingzhilu,youduokuilejiejiemenweiwoshouyejiehuo,gengshitiwoxunlaixianzhenlingyaoxiulian,zheicaiyoulesuyangdejinri。”
suyanghuayuyidun,chaozhesanrenyibai:“nimenshiwojie,gengshiwoshi,qingshousuyangyibai。”
tazheiyibai,shiqingzhenyiqiede。
ruguobushixuanyuanfensanyaodianhua,zijixianzaikongpahaishiyizhipuputongtongzhangdeyouxiehaokandebaihujing,helaixiudao,helaihuaxingyishuo。
suyangshizhendeganxietamen。
zijijiranshouletamenhaoyihehaochu,ziranyaochengshouqiyinguo,weilaiyidingyaohaohaobaohutamen,juebuzuoneitisigui,zuihouluodegeshenxiaodaosi,yichouwanniandebeijushouchang。
“moyaozuozheixiexuli。”
jiuweihulijinglianmangzouguolai,jiangsuyangfuqi,jiebairuyuderoutipaizheshou,roushengdao:“nibenshixuanyuanfenyaozuyimaideyiyuan,ninenggouquderujindechengjiu,suishuowomenchushouxiangzhu,kelibukainideqinfenxiulian。”
“dajieshuodemeicuo,suyanga,nirihouhaohaoxiulian,zhengqujiaruyaojiao,bairuwahuanggong,daoshihouwomenjiunengxiangfule。”
jiutouzhijijinghuximeikaiqiang,duisuyangjiyuhouwang,kantademuguangyouxiezhuore。
“ruoshisuyangzhendenengjiaruyaojiao,neishizhenzhenhao,zhikexiwomenxuanyuanfenyimai,shourendaoqiyunyingxiang,pashinanchudayao。”
yushipipajingyupipayikaishiyanshenzhire,shuozheshuozheyuqibiandeyouyuanqilai:“womenxiuxingleqiannian,caitarudixianzhijing,tianxiangengshigaobukepan,shenzhilikaidouyaoniangniangfazhi,ruhejiaruyaojiao。”
xuanyuanfendequeshifudi,yeshiyichuxiuyangshengxidehaodifang,danshiyouzherendaoqiyunzhenya,zaicichushengdeyaozu,tianshengshoudaoyazhi,dantongyang,xuanyuanfenyebihuletamen。
xuanyuanfudiduiyuzheilidezhongduoyaozulaishuo,youliyoubi。
haochushiyouxuanyuanfenderendaoqiyunbihu,ruobushizuoshenmeshangtianhailideshiqing,cidiqixiangbaotamenwuyu。
biduanjiushixiuxinghuanman,meiyouyaozushengzunvwaniangniangdefazhibudeshanzilikai。
zongzhiyiyinyizhuo,ziyoutianyi。
“buyaoshuozheixiele,jinriwomenxuanyuanyaozuduoleyizunhuaxingdeyaozu,shiyijianzhideqinghedeshiqing,sanmei,niqutongzhizhongyao**xuanyuantai**。”
“ermei,niqurangzhongyaocaijilingguo,quchumeijiu,yitongqinghejinrisuyanghuaxing,tarulianxuhedaodedixianjingjie。”
dajiweiweizhoumei,zhayanjianxiaoyanyinyin,fenfuhumeiniangheyupipaqubanshi。
“deque,zheishiwoxuanyuanfenqiannianlaidexishi,dequegaiqingheyifan。”
“那姐姐我去了。”
huximeiheyupipalingleshi,bianlianbuqingnuo,xiangzhexuanyuanfengechuzouqu。
daierrenlikaihou,dajishenchuxianxiansushou,yijianzhanxindeyipaochuxian,erhouqinshoujisuyangpishang,fanyingguolaidesuyangshentiyisuo。
糗大了!
zijidujiehuaxinghou,juranwanglechuanyifu,quanshenluozhe。
这是兴奋过头了。
suyanglianmangchuandaihaoyifu,haoyigefengdupianpiandeguigongzi,kanxiangdaji,cangbaidelianshang,youxiexiuhong,zheishizaishitaigangale。
zuoxiguanhulile,chadianwangleyaochuanyifu。
“niya,shenshangnayichuwomeiyoujianguo,moguo,jiejiewojidenihaiweixiuxingdeshihou,zongxihuanpaolaigenwoyiqishui,zaiwohuaizhongcenglaicengqu,woheermei,sanmeiyiqipinchalundaodeshihou,niyexihuanwangtamenhuailizuan,zenmexianzaizhidaohaixiule?”
dajikandaosuyangdemoyang,buyoudechixiao,yixiaoqingchengzaixiaoqingguodezitai,gengshiyouzhonglingrenrenrumuchunfengdeganjue,rangsuyangbuganduokan。
“keke,dajiejie,woneishihouxiao,lingzhihaiweiqingming,buzhidaonannvyoubie。”
suyangtiqiguowang,zheirangtayouxiexiuse。
“haole,haole,buyunishuozheixiele,nigangganghuaxing,bingqietupolelianxuhedaodedixianjing,xianhuiqugongguyixiaxiuwei,wanshangzailaicanjiaqinghedahui,kebuzhunquexi,nikeshizhurengong。”
dajirenzhendeshuodao,shuowanxiguanxingdegenwangchangyiyanglulesuyangyiba,zhikexixianzaitahuaxingchengrenle,zhinengmozhedaotayaoyijunmeidelianshang,zaiwurouhuadebaimao。
“知道了。”
suyangdiantou,zaimusonghongyanhuoshuidedajiedajiliquhou,pobujidaihuidaozijidedongfu,duizhenaohaichuxiandeneiyidaoliaotianqunyaoqingtishi,shenxiyikouqi,xinzhongmoniandao:
“jiaruzhutianliaotianqun!”