第5章 姜月牙是桃花精

huakailiangduo,gebiaoyizhi。

pangzi、shouzimimihuhudexinglaihou,zhijuedeyanhoutengdeyaoming,yantumodouteng,naodaifazhang,guolehaoyihuier,caiwanquanhuiguoshenlai。

在一看。

buguanshiliuxianhaishineigeturanshachudenansheng,zaoyijingbujianlezongying。

“pangge,zenmebana。”

shouziwuzheyanhou,zhanzhanweiweidepaleqilai。

pangzihunshentengdenanshou,ciyaliezuideshuodao:“huiquzhaosangeba,hesangebashishuoqingchu,rangsangetizanmenbaochou。”

“嗯,走。”

二人上了面包车。

meigechengshidouyouzheizhongbuheibubaideditoushe。

zheigesange,waihaomaosan,bianshizheipianchengxiangjiehechudeditoushele。

tazhangzhewuzhedejingjie,youyouyipixiaohunzigenzheta,bianzaizheiliqixingbashi。

wuyijianzhuangjianleliuxian,bianqilesexin,xianshixianlihoubing,shichangquchalouguanggu。

jieguo,liuxianruanyingbuchi,zheicaichucixiace。

meixiangdao,shouxiaqulesangeduoxiaoshi。

renmeidailaibushuo,haibashiqinggaozale。

maosanqideyaoyaqiechi,“pa!”depaizhuozi,madao:“nimenlianggejiunangfandaidebendan,rangnimenqinggerendouqingbulai,woyangnimenhaiyoushenmeyonga。”

pangzi、shouziwuzheyanhouchitengdeshuodao:“sange,buguaiwomen,liuxianneixiaosaohuoyijingbeiwomenxiongdikongzhizhule,jieguoturanshachulaileyigeshaxiaozi。”

“neishaxiaozishentaotaode,shenshouquefeichanglihai。”

“womenbeitatouxile,zheicairangliuxianneigexiaosaohuopaole。”

shouzidabaopiaodao:“sange,nizaijiwomenyicijihui,womenxiongdikendingbaliuxianneigexiaosaohuojininzhualai。”

“dui,mingtian,mingtianwomenkendingjininzhualai。”

胖子跟着附和。

maosanfanqidehuilehuishoudao:“liuxianneibiannimenxianbiequle,made,talianxileqiangge,qianggerangwobiepengtale,wodejiqianggemianzi。”

“danneigehuaiwohaoshidexiaozaizi,nimenyidingjiwozhaodao。”

“heng,taduobanshifujinerzhongdexuesheng,nimenjiwoqudu,yidingjiwodudao。”

“是!”

“是!”

pangzi、shouzimeibanhao,naganduoyan,liketingming。

diertianjiuqulehaichengerzhongmenkoushouzhele。

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liuxianhuidaojiahou,xilegereshuizao,kanzhejingzilideziji。

chushuifurong,titaimanmiao,gaidadedifangda,gaixidedifangxi,gaiqiaodedifangqiao,pifuyounenyouhuaderangtazijidourenbuzhuduokanjiyan。

“liuxian,nizhenmeia。”

“puchi!”ziguzidexiaole。

meilaiyoudeyouxiangdaoleneigeyijuhuabudalizijideshaonian。

renbuzhuqigugudechayaohengdao:“jiusuanbawokanchengjile,jiejiewoyeshijipinjia。”

“heng,juranyijuhuadoubushuo,chuizhekoushaojiuzoule,nishenmeyisia,nanbuchengnishiyaba。”

“budui,nibushiyaba,nijiushigehuyanluanyudebendan。”

“bendan,bendan,dabendan。”

她气鼓鼓的吐槽着。

tayoukanlekanjingzilideziji,renbuzhuxiangzhexiaodao:“weilaiwohuijiajinagexiaohundana。”

“heng,zhenshibianyileta。”

“ng,zenmeshixiaohundana,weishenmebunengshidahundan,laohundanni。”

“liuxian,nibiehusiluanxianga,tajiaoshenme,ganshenmede,nidoubuzhidaoni。”

“erqiehaishigemaodoumeizhangqidegaozhongsheng,nidouershiliule,chazhehaojisuini。”

“kedidizhendehenshuaia,zhendehenlihaia。”

“erqie,didiyoujingzhenwangjiejieshenshangshia。”

liuxianhusiluanxiangdechixiaozhe,xiangzhe。

rushaonvhuaichunyiban,wufaziba。

所以。

tajuedingcaiquxingdong,zuiqimayaorangtazhidao,zijibushiji,ershiwushunanrenqiuzhibudedeyangliuxiyaodeliuxian。

tanaqishouji,fenfudao:“shanzi,nibangwozhaogeren,tashengaoyimibawangshang,chuanzheqianlansetxu,shenseniuziku,yishuangfanbuxie,ng,zhangdehenshuai,zongaiqiyilianggongxiangdanche。”

“xingdongluxianjiuzaizanmenchalouhoumianneitiaojiedaoshang。”

“太模糊了?”

“bumohu,yongdezhezhaoni。”

“jiwoquzhao,zhaodaole,wozhongjinjiangli。”

liuxianzheicaianxindefumianmo,carunfuru,ananxiangni,zijidezhenmingtianzishenmeshihoulaia,zaibulai,jiejiekejiuyaolaoleni!

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吃过了烧烤。

linmodaizhejiangyueyaxilexishou,calecazui,youkanshijianyijingbijinwuye,biandao:“yueya,niganjinhuiquba。”

“时间太晚了。”

“zanmenzheiyulonghunza,shenmerendouyou,yihoukebiezheigeshijiandianluanpaolea。”

rengshibufangxin,bumianshuodao:“yaobu,wosongsongniba。”

jiangyueyaxiaolianwuweidehuilehuishoudao:“buxuyao。”

“wochuanguozheipiantaolin,jiudaojiale。”

“malushangyoukenengyudaohuairen,zheitaolinlikeshenmedoumeiyou。”

jiangyueyaciyaxiaozhe,dayaodabaidexiangzhetaolinzouqu。

linmoyizhixianggenzhequkankan,zongjuedezheixiaoguniangguaiguaide。

ruguobushizijifushenzheyaomoxitong,nenggoubianbieyaomo,tadourenweijiangyueyashibushitaohuachengjingle。

kepengyouxiangjiao,zhongzaixinren。

她既然这么说了。

linmojiuyemeiquzhuiwen,huishoudao:“yueya,wanana。”

“大哥哥,晚安。”

jiangyueyaxiaosabeiduizhelinmo,huilehuishou,bianxiaoshizaileheiqiqidetaolinli。

“哎,睡觉吧。”

林默虽是不放心。

danxiaoguniangmeicidouzheiyanglai,meicidouzheiyangzou,tajiuyexiguanle,ziguzidehuidaomuwunei,wangneiyitang。

pingqiningshen,shuileguoqu。

zheiban,buzhiguoleduojiu。

《zhanyaochumoxitong》turanxiangqiyizhentishisheng,jianglinmocongshuimengzhongjingxingguolai,“suzhu,youyizhitixingjixiao,queshenyoujudu,yinengxixuedeyaoshou,zhengzaixiangnikaojin。”

“taxiangzainishuijueshitouxiyuni,suzhu,ganjinxingxing。”

“wanbunengrangqidecheng。”

“dage,neishiwenzi。”

林默实在无语了。

“xitongnijiubushuijuema?”

《zhanyaochumoxitong》yibenzhengjingdeshuodao:“huidasuzhu,xitongbushuijue,yebuxuyaoshuijue。”

“好,你牛,”

tazhideqishen,yanjishoukuai,“pa!”deyibazhang,jiangwenzidasile,shuodao:“xitonglaoye,zheixiaxingleba。”

“suzhu,genjuwodetancha,nishentishimizhinei,zheizhongshenyoujudu,yinengxixuedeyaoshou,haiyoushiyuzhi,qingsuzhu,wubiquanbuzhansha。”

“好,好。”

linmozhidao,ruguozijibuxingdong。

zhei《zhanyaochumoxitong》nengbibiyiwanshang。

tazhideqichuangyiyishale,caitangxia,anwenshuiqu。