yanniantingzaibankaibanhedebangongshimenkou，shoufangfonianzailemenshang。
yucitongshi，zhouranzhengwangmenkoudefangxiangwangqu，pingfengshangtouzheyidaowaimiandeqiangguang，shunshibiandechenmo。
yanniankanbujiantadeshihebiaoqing，guanshangmensongkaishou，zhuanshenchaogupingpingzouqu。
所以，在装正经？
neiburenshita，youmeiyoukenengyeshizhuangde？
gupingpingzhuanshen，kanyannianyanyandilaleyiduanjuli，wanghoudaotuilejibu，qiaozhetaliansehencha，wen：“bushufuma？”
yanniandingzheditanyaotou：“meiyou。”
gupingpingyiweitashiyinweijianlezhouzongyalida，xiaohuyayouluchulai：“biejinzhang，shijianjiulenihuifaxianzhouzongrentinghaoxiangchude。”
yannianmianseguadandinglesheng。
meizoujibu，yingmianzoulaiyigeshenziyaoraodenvren，yamazong**lang，neizhangvliankuaihetakaikoudaoxiongqiandevlingyiyangjian。daxiongxiaoxiyao，shoulitizheyihexianqieshuiguohedangjide**kuan。
yuanyuandixianggupingpingbiankaishidazhaohu：“haipingping。”
gupingpingwen：“youjia？nibushiqingjialema？”
youjiazoujin，juzheshoulideshuiguo：“zhouzongjiwofaxiaoxishuotajiudianjiudaole，woshunlujitadaidianshuiguoshanglai，nizhongwukeyibuyongjitamaile。”
gupingpingxixixiaolexiao：“xiele！”
“meishier，”youjiamuguangliaoguoyannian，“xianjinqule。”
yannianniutou，jiantameiyouqiaomenzhijiejinlezongjinglibangongshi。
zaitamendeduihuazhongtingchutajiudianjiulaile，yannianyemeiyouduoxiang，yugupingpingyiqiwangwaizou。
gupingpingyiweitazaikanyoujia：“tayeshifanyizude，jiaoyoujia，denghuierhuijinijieshao，zouba！”
gupingpingdaitaqusanshiyicengderenshibubanruzhishouxu，gangdaorenshibumenkou，gupingpingjiubeibiederenjiehulayipang，yinggaishiyoushenmeyaojindeshishuo，yannianjiumeigenguoqu。
gupingpinghuitourangtadengyihuier。
yannianyezhihaozaiyuandidengzhe，renshibangongshiliyourenzaitaolunzheshenme，yiqiangzhige，tameiyouzaiyi，zhunbeinuobuxianjinqu，haimeituikaimenjiutingjianlimianyourenzaishuo：
“shangtoujieshaojinlaidebei，huiliuguoyuyan，shayemeiganguo，yebuzhidaozhendejiade。”
“guanxihuma，chikongxiangyezongyaoyougetezhang。ganbuhaohaibushibaida，zheicaibannian，fanyizudoulaileduoshaorenle，haibushizhiliuleneijige。”
“fanzhenglaopanjintianshangwumeilai，gujishipahoumianrenzoule，zhouzongdezhaotamafan，buganlaile。”
“zhouzongbuxihuangaoteshushizhongsuozhouzhideshi，nimenshaoshuoliangjuba！renzouleyebuganwomendeshi。”
“wotingshuo，zhouzongbataliaoqiatanshiyigexiaoshi，guzhulicaidaishangqude。nimenjidebu，zhouzongliangnianqianxinguanshangren，yilaibuguzhoudongyanmianchaolehaojigeheshangmianyouguanxide。zeze，neijiaoyigeweifeng！suiranxinlaidetingpiaoliang，danlaidebushishihou，yesuantadaomei！”
“zhangdepiaoliangyoushenmeyong，neishifanyizu，zhouzongyanpizidixiabanshi，daibulejitiande。”
yisizheimemingque，yannianzaimuneyezhidaolimianderenzaishuotale。
neime，jiehezhouranduitadetaidulaikan，zheiyiqiedounengshuotongle。
zaigongsirenyanli，zhouranshigeyanjinshengmingdehaolingdao。
tashiyigekaoguanxijinlai，yiwushichudeguanxihu。
xianzaidebiyigongzuobingbushiyijianjiandandeshi，jihushizhongkuli。ziyoubiyishichangshanghenduoshihoujiagedoubijiaodi，nengjingongsidedaoyifenbucuodeshouruhegudinggongzuosuanshihenleguande。
yannianduanzanmimang，chulepingshinadaodeneixietongwangchenggongdaoludezhengshuyiwai，tahaoxiangzhendeshenmedoubuhui。
suiranzaiwairenyanli，taziyoucongming，guodeyehenxingfu，danmeirenzhidaoneishitadelaolong。
jiezhihuidaolindou，laolongshangdejiasuocaibeinadiao。
yanniantingdaozheixiehua，meiyouduodaganjue，tajiushizheiyangde。
buguo，zheifengongzuoshifanyi，shitashanzhangdedongxi，yemeiyoutamensuoshuodeneimechaba。
gupingpingbuzhishenmeshihouchuxianzailetashenhou，budenglimianderenjixushuoxiaqu，zhijietuikailebangongshidamen。yuqibujiadiwen：“liaoshenmeni？”
limianderenfenfenzhulesheng，zhuyidaogupingpinghoumiandeyannian，shisedao：“guzhu。”
gupingpinglishengwen：“shangbandouhenxiana？zheigejidudezhaopinjihuawanchengle？”
jigerengangadixiaoxiao，kaishizhuangmozuoyangdimangliu。
yannianbolanbujingmaizhebuzijinqubanliruzhishouxu，kenengyinweitashixinren，ganggangyoutingdaoleyixiefengyanfengyu，gupingpingquanchengdouhenzhaoguta，henkuaijiubanliwanchulerenshibangongshi。
gupingpingjiantameishenmefanying，anweidehuazaizuibianmeijihuishuo。
daitashuxigongsihuanjing，bagongzuoyizibuloudijitajiaodaidebijiaoxizhi。
fanyizushangbanshijianbilouxiadeyaowanyigexiaoshi，zaoshidiankaishi。zhengchangxiabanshiwanshangliudian。
tediqiangdiaoguojiabandeshi。yannianrenzhenditingzhe，shidangyingsheng。
fanyizuzaisanshierceng，gezhouranbangongshibuyuan。
fanhuifanyizudeshihou，rendouzai，jiashangtayigongwugeren，quannvde。
yannianganyingdaozheilimiandefenweibingbuhexie。
youjiahaimeizou，helingwaiyigenvdeyiqidaliangzheta，qiyulianggetaiqiyanpisaoletayiyan，biandingzhediannaogemanggede。
doushidulidezhuanjiaolxinggongwei，liangrenmianduimianyizu。
cishicike，bangongshililianggemuzhongwuren，lianggexuweidaixiao，zhenzhenqieqiedihuafenkaile。
haiyouliangzukongweimeirenzuo。
youjiapangbiandenvrenzhanqilai，kanzheyannian，wen：“pingping，zheishiyaojiwomenzutianxinrenma？”
gupingpingxiaoxiao：“duia！dajiadoubashoushangdegongzuofangxiayiba！”
gupingpingyoubayannianladaoshenbian：“zheijiushifanyizula，niyihougongzuodedifang，ziwojieshaoxiaba！”
yannianzaigupingpingdahaodetaijieshang，ziwojieshao：“nimenhao，wojiaoyannian。”
meirenyingsheng，dayueguoleyihuier，duizhediannaodeyigenvrenfangxiashoutoudegongzuozhuanguolai：“wojiaoxuxinrui。”
jinjiezhe，youjiazhuandongyizimianchaota，meishaoqingtai：“youjia。”
youjiapangbian，gangshuohuaneiweijianyoujiafasheng，zouguolaishenchushou：“huanyinga，wojiaoqihui。”
yannianminruidibuzhuodaotayuqiheyanshenlidexuwei，taishouhuiwo：“ng。”
haiyouyiweishizhongdingzhediannao，haosihenmang：“wo，xumi。”
doushichengnianren，meibiyaohaixiangyoueryuanneibanbeilaoshidingzhuyaohuxiangchengweihaopengyou。
zhichangli，yiqiekanzijizaohua。
gupingpingzhijiebataenzailexumishenhoumeirenzuodegongweishang，huxiangjialeweixin。
youjiaojielediannaomimahegongzuoshangdeshi。gupingpingqishen：“neinixianshuxishuxi，jintianmeirenwu。wohaiyoushijiuxianzoule。niyouwentisuishicallwo。”
“hao。”yanniandakaidiannao，zhunbeibagangzhucehaodeyouxiangdengshang。
gupingpingjingguoyoujia，wen：“nihaibuzoua！nandezhouzongpilejia。”
youjiashuo：“xiawuzaizou。”
gupingpingzouhou，bangongshilizhiyouqiaojianpandeshengyin，oueryoujiaheqihuiliaoliangju。
jintianmeiyourenwu，yannianfankangupingpingjitafadegongsijieshaoheyixiefeihetongmoban，yizhikandaolezhongwu。