第1章

honghuangdaludiyishenshan,buzhoushanxia。

jiuzhijianyiweishenxingfeichanggaoda,kuiwu,gezhelaoyuan,dounengganshoudaoqishenshangneiyiguxiongshazhiqidedahan,zhengshuangshouzhuazheyitiaokaozhutifengkuangdekenshiqilai。

buguosanliangkou,jiujiangneiyitiaosansimidadekaozhutijichiwanle。

“呃!”

chiwanhou,zhuanghanrenbuzhudedaleyigege,suihouyiliantaohaodekanzhe,haizaibuyuanchukaozhelingwaiyitiaozhutideqingnian,shuodao“lingtianxiongdi,nizuodezheigekaozhuti,yetaihaochileba,anzhurongzheibeizidoumeiyouchiguozheimehaochidekaozhutile。”

“zongguanzhenggehonghuangdalu,nishizheige。”

shuohuajian,jiuzhijianzheigezhuanghanduizhebuyuanchudeqingnianshuqiledamuzhi。

“且!”

lingtianbailetayiyan,shuodao“zhurongdage,biezaizheilipaiwodemapile,bujiushixiangyaochiwoshouzhongdezheigezhutima?”

“wogaosuni,mendoumeiyou。”

“咳咳!”

“lingtianxiongdi,wodouhaimeiyouchibaoni?zanmenxiongdiliangkeshihaozhangshijianmeijianle,nijiushizheimezhaodaixiongdidema?”zhurongyibenzhengjingdeshuodao

“切!”

“duojiumeijian,sanniandoubudao。”

“zhurongdage,zheikeshihonghuangdalu,nipingrilidagedun,doubuzhisannianba!”

“而且!”

shuodaozheililingtianrenbuzhubailezhurongyiyan,shuodao“nidouyigerenchiwansangezhutile,yaoshidoujinichile,wochishaya!”

“咳咳!”

“lingtianxiongdi,wozheibushimeichibaoba!”

“你看这样行嘛?”

“wojiuzhichibange,nizheigexiaodegezi,jinichiyigezheimedadezhuti,niwanyichibuwanni?zheiduolangfeia!”zhurongzuwulianmangshuodao

“我吃不完?”

“kaishenmewanxiao,zhurongdage,nikebiewangle,shangyicizanmenbisheichideduodeshihou,nikeshiwanbaizailewoshouzhongde。”lingtianyilianwanweideshuodao

“呃!”

“这……这!”

“咳咳!”

“这样吧!”

xiayike,zhurongzuwuyouyuleyixia,suijishuodao“lingtianxiongdi,zhiyaonijiangshouzhongdezheigezhutifenwoyiban,daoshihouwojiubazijiaxiaomeijieshaojini,ruhe?”

“wojiaxiaomeishishei?xiangbiniyeyijingzhidaoleba!”

“嗯?”

yitingdaozhurongzheihua,lingtiandunshiyanqianyiliang。

那可是后土啊!

honghuangdalupaimingqiansandenvshenzhizhong,biyouhoutuzuwuzheiyiwei,budanrenzhangdepiaoliang,shencaihao,piqihao,xinggeyeshifeichangdewenroushanliang。

gengzhongyaodeshihoutudeshiliqiang,weilaidedidaozhizua!

ruoshinenggoubahoutuquhuijia,neitazaihonghuangdaludexiabanbeizi,jibenshangjiutuole。

“咳咳!”

xiayike,lingtianweiweikesouleyisheng,yibenzhengjingdeshuodao“zhurongdage,wokebushiweilerenshinijiaxiaomei,ershizaizheizhiqianwojiuchilebushaodongxi,zheimedayigezhuti,haizhenyoukenengchibuwan,wanyilangfeiledongxi,neikejiubuhaole。”

“给!”

shuowanzhihou,suishouyihui,jiangyibandekaozhutidiujilezhurongzuwu。

“呼呼!”

“xiang,shizaishitaixiangle。”

“zheibantiaozhuti,jiusuanshinaxiantianlinggenlaigenwohuan,wodoubudaiyouyuyixia。”zhurongzuwujidongdeshuodao

zheiyici,zhurongchizhutidesuduqueshibizhiqianmanlebushao。

chiwanzheibanbian,neikejiuzhenmeiyoule。

“叮!”

jiuzaizheigeshihou,lingtiandenaohaizhong,chuanlailexitongneishuxideshengyin“gongxisuzhu,huodeshierzuwuzhiyizhurongzuwudewuxinghaoping。”

“huodejiangli,jiuzhuanxuangongxiulianjindu+1,huozhidadaofazexiulianjindu+1。”

“yinweibushishoucihuodewuxinghaoping,suoyimeiyoubaoji。”

“qingsuzhuzaijiezaili,huodegengduogukedewuxinghaoping,zuiqiangchushenxitongweinifuwu。”

zaitingdaoxitongdeshengyinhou,lianshangluchuleyisiqieyidexiaorong。

这种感觉,真好。

zheiyiqie,daodishizenmeyihuishini?

shiwannianqian,lingtianzaijiyuanqiaohezhixia,chuanyuedaohonghuangdalu。

zhengruqitadechuanyuezheyiyang,lingtianyeyouzijidexitong,mingweizuiqiangchushenxitong。

xinshoudalibaoziranyeshiyoude,yigongyousijiandongxi,yibabuzhidaoshenmepinji,danquefeichangjianying,feichangfenglidecaidao,genjuxitongjieshao。

danfanshicai,yidaoxiaqu,jieyidaoliangduan。

zhiqianweileyanzhengchushencaidaodefengli,zaizhurongdeshenshangzuoguoceshi,buguoqingqingyihua,jiupokailezhurongdezuwuzhenshen,zheikeshibazhurongjiheleyitiao。

甚至于!

lingtianhuaiyizheiyidaoxiaqu,lianhaochengfangyuwushuangdedonghuangzhongdounengyidaopokai。

lingwaiyijianfabao,mingweichushentieguo,kedunzheshijiantiandiwanwu。

disanjiandongxi,mingweichushenzhenhuo。

chushenzhenhuoyichu,keshaokaozheishijianwanwu,zhishaodaomuqianweizhi,lingtianhaimeiyouyudaoshenmeshichushenzhenhuosuobunengshaodedongxi,napashixiantianlingbaodounengjinishaomeile。

yikaishi,zhuronghaijuedelingtianshizaichuiniu。

他是谁啊!

takeshihuozhizuwuzhurong,tianshengbianzhangwozhehuozhidadaofaze,zaizheihonghuangdalushang,jiumeiyousheidezhenhuonenggoubitadegengqiang。

jieguo,chayidianmeibeichushenzhenhuojikaoshule。

zhiyuzuihouyijiandongxi,naishiyibencaipu,mingweishanhaijingshipu。

zuiqiangchushenxitongdenenglishishenme?

feichangdejiandan,zhiyaolingtiannenggouzuochurangbierenxinmanyizudemeishi,duifangjitadepingjiayuegao,tasuohuodedehaochujiuyueduo。

youqishizaizheigerenshenshangdiyicishoudaowuxinghaopingdeshihou,haihuiyoubaoji。

jiubiruzhurongzuwu,diyicishoudaowuxinghaopingdeshihou。

zhijiejiubaochulailewanzhengdejiuzhuanxuangongzheimengongfa,haiyoupeitaodekaitianjiushishentong,yijiyidi**jingxue,zheikeshibalingtianjijidonghuaile。

统子,给力啊!

suiranyouxitongzaishou,dantazishendeshiliqueshibuqiang。

ruoxiangyaozaihonghuangdalushengcunxiaqu,meiyouzugouqiangdadeshilikeshibuxingde。

zhibuguo,suizhezhuronglaitazheilichifandecishuduole,jiusuanmeicidoujiwuxinghaoping,danqueshuabuchuduoshaodehaodongxichulaile。

youqishizheiyici,jiuzhijileyidiandexiulianjindu。

bushilingtianbuxiangyaofazhangengduodeguke,zaizheizhiqian,tadexiuweihaibijiaoruo,buguocaizhenxianjingjie,jiuzheigexiuwei,fangyanhonghuangdalu,yejiusuanshiyizhibijiaodayidiandemayi。

zhidaohuafeileshangwanniandeshijian,jiang**jingxuejilianhuale。

zheixienianlai,yikaozhezhurongdebangzhu,jitadailaigezhongshiliqiangdadeyaoshou,zaijingguochushentieguodepengrenhou,budankeyijiangzheixieyaoshouxueroujinghuadoubaoliuxialai,haiyouyidingjihuikeyihuodeduifangdemouzhongtianfuhexuemaichuancheng。

rujin,lingtiandejingjieyijingdadaoletaiyijinxianzheigecengci。

zhixuyaozaijinyibu,jiunenggoutupodaodaluojinxianle。

qishi,yitadejilei,zaojiuyijingkeyitupodaodaluojinxianzheigejingjie,danlingtiandezhuiqiubijiaoda,yibanqibapindedaluojinxian,kebushitaxiangyaode。

zuishaozuishaoyedexiuchengjiupindaluojinxiancaixing。

danshipin,shiyipin,naizhishishierpindaluojinxian,zheicaishilingtiandezhuiqiu。

dancike,tazhiyouqichengdebawo,keyixiuchengjiupindaluojinxian,zhiyushipindehua,liansanchengyishangdebawodoumeiyou,gengbuyongshuoshiyipinheshierpinle。

danzheiyike,zaikandaozhurongshi,lingtiankandaoleshiyipin。

naizhishishierpindexiwang。

yinwei,jiuzaizuijin,lingtianzuijinzaixitongjitatigongdeshanhaijingshipuzhong,faxianleyizhongshenjiudeniangzaofangshi,zhiyuzheizhongshenjiudezuoyong,zeshiyonglaitishengshenglingdegenji。

erqie,zheizhongtishengfeichangdemingxian。

youqishizaidiyicihexiazheizhongshenjiu,genjizuishaodounengtishengyigecengci。

“咳咳!”

xiangdaozheili,lingtianweiweidekesouleyisheng,suijishuodao“zhurongdage,woshangcijinihedebingshuangjiu,haiyouyinxiangma?”

“有!”

“实在是太有了!”

“lingtianxiongdi,mofeiniyouniangzaochulexindebingshuangjiu,ganjinjigegewolaiyikouba!wozheibeizijiumeiyouheguozheimehaodejiule。”zhurongjidongdeshuodao

“zhurongdage,bingshuangjiushimeiyoule。”

“danwozheiliyouyizhongbibingshuangjiugenghaodejiu,yikouxiaqu,budanrangnizhongshengnanwang,hainengduinidexiuweiyoujudadetisheng,danniangzaozheizhongjiu,youyizhongyuancailiaowozhaobudao,ruoshizhurongdagenikeyizhaolaizheizhongyuancailiaodehua。”

“wokeyidayingni,dengniangzaochulaizhihou,fenniyiban,ruhe?”lingtianxiaodao