入赘魔尊后,我成了三界笑话,也成了三界之主第1章

xianmodazhan,wofangbingbairushandao。mozunzhonglouyijizhizhewo,youzhilezhiwoshenbianbeifudeshengnvshimei,kuangxiaodao:「xiaozi,jinigejihui,yaomenizifeixiuwei,congwokuaxiazuanguoqu,wofangleta。yaome,tajinwanjiuzuowodedishibafangxiaoqie!」

shengnvshimeihanleiduiwohandao:「shixiong,buyaoguanwo!nikuaizou!」

woquexiaole,dangzhesuoyourendemian,yibawozhutarounendeshou,duimozunshuo:「woxuandisange。woruzhuijinidangnvxu,tazuowodepeijiayahuan,nikanruhe?」

mozunlengzhule,taneiyizhizhanzaishenhou,congweikaikoudejuemeinver,yelengzhule。

zhenggexuexingdezhanchang,sijileyishun。

fengzhongmimandexueqi,sihudouyinwozheijuhuaerninggu。

mozunzhonglouneizhangkuangdexiaoyijiangzailianshang,tamiqixuehongdemouzi,fangfozaiquerenzijishibushitingcuole。

woshenbiandeshengnvshimei,liuqingqian,yewanglekuqi,tananyizhixindikanzhewo,yuanbenjinzhuazhewoyixiudeshou,wulidichuilexiaqu。tayanzhongdejuewang,bianchenglegengshendecuoeyucitong。

「shixiong……nishuoshenme?」

womeiyoukanta,muguangzhishizhewangzuoshangdemozun,zhongfudao:「woshuo,wo,xiaoran,yuanruzhuimoyu,qumozunzhinvweiqi。erta,liuqingqian,bianshiwosongjixinfudejianmianli,yigepeijiayahuan。」

wodeshengyinbuda,quexiangjingleiyiyangzhaxiangzaimeigerendeerbian。

beifudexianmendizimen,congjuewangbianchenglefennu。

「xiaoran!nizheigepantu!」

「tanshengpasizhibei!jingxiangchurucigualianxianchidefazi!」

「wopei!woxianmenmeiyounizheizhongbailei!」

zhoumashengciqibifu,liuqingqiandeliansecanbairuzhi,shentiyaoyaoyuzhui。

wowozhetadeshou,shaoshaoyongli,wenzhutadeshenxing,queyiranmeiyoukanta。wodequanbuxinshen,douyonglaiguanchawangzuoshangneigenanrendefanying。

zhonglou,sanjiewenzhisebiandemozun,cikezhongyucongcuoezhonghuiguoshen。

tameiyoufennu,fanerbaofachuyizhenbigangcaigengjiaxiangliangdekuangxiao。

「hahahaha!youyisi!zhenshiyouyisi!xianmenkuishouzuoxiazuideyidedizi,jingranxiangjibenzundangnvxu?」

taxinghongdemuguangsaoguowo,youluozaitashenhouneigejuemeideshenyingshang。

neishitadenver,moyunxi。

tachuanzheyishenheisejingzhuang,goulechulinglongyouzhideshenduan,yitouwufagaogaoshuqi,zhiyongyigenjiandandemoyuzanguding。tademei,shidaiyougongjixingde,meiyanjianmanshiyutafuqinruchuyizhedegugaoyujieao。

congshizhizhong,tadouxiangyizunbingdiao,meiyourenhebiaoqing。

dancike,wokandaotaneishuangshenbujiandidefengmouzhong,yeshanguoleyisibolan。

zhonglouxiaogoule,tayongfangtianhuajidemoduan,qingqingqiaoleqiaodimian,fachuchenmendeshengxiang。

「xiaozi,nipingshenme?benzundenver,shimoyuweilaidejichengren,pingniyepei?」

wotingzhilejiliang,yingzhetashanyuebandeweiya,langshengdao:「jiupingwonengrangmozunnin,bingbuxuerendinaxiazhenggeyunzhou。jiupingwonaozili,zhuangzhexianmenbainianlaisuoyoudezhenfatupuhefangyuyaosai。gengping……」

wodunledun,muguangzhuanxiangmoyunxi,yiziyijudao:「wohuishitazuihaodemodaoshi。yigenengrangtabiandegengqiangdenanren,nandaobubineixiezhihuizaitamianqianyaoweiqiliandemojiang,gengyouzigezhanzaitashenbianma?」

全场再次死寂。

suoyourendoubeiwozheifankuangyanzhenzhule。

liuqingqianzaiwoshenhou,yongzhiyouwomenliangrennengtingdaodeshengyin,zhandouzheshuo:「xiaoran,nifengle……」

我没有疯。

wobirenheshihoudouyaoqingxing。

bingbairushandao,xianmenqishuyijin。zhongloujiwodelianggexuanze,doushisilu。zifeixiuwei,wojianglunweifeiren,shengburusi。rangtadaizouqingqian,wodaoxinbihui,yushengjiangzaihuihenzhongduguo,tongyangshisi。

jiranhengshudoushisi,weihebuduyibazuidade?

zhonglouraoyouxingzhidikanzhewo,youkanlekanzijidenver。

「yunxi,nideyisini?」

moyunxizhongyudongle。talianbuqingyi,congwangzuodeyinyingzhongzouchu,zhandaodenghuozhixia。

tayibubuxiangwozoulai,gaogendezhanxuecaizairanxuedetudishang,fachuqingcuideshengxiang,meiyixiadouxiangshicaizaiwodexintiaoshang。

tazaiwomianqianzhanding,yiguqinglengdeyouxiangzuanruwodebiqiang。

tabiwoxiangxiangdehaiyaogaotiao,xuyaoweiweiyangtoucainengkanqingwodeyanjing。

「nixiangruzhui?」tadeshengyinxianghanyuxiangji,qinglengyueer,quebudairenhewendu。

我点头:「是。」

「ta,zuopeijiayahan?」tamuguangzhuanxiangwoshenhoudeliuqingqian。

liuqingqianbeitakandehunshenyizhan,xiayishidiwangwoshenhousuolesuo。

wozaicidiantou:「shi。」

moyunxihuranxiaole,neixiaorongrutongbingyuanshangzhanfangdexuelian,meili,queyezhiming。

「hao。」tazhishuoleyigezi。

ranhou,tahaowuzhengzhaoditaishou,yizhangpaizaiwodexiongkou。

wogenbenlaibujifanying,yiguyinhanbadaodemoqishunjianqinruwodejingmai,wozhenggerenruduanxiandefengzhengbandaofeichuqu,zhongzhongzazaidishang,penchuyidakouxianxue。

「噗——」

wuzangliufufangfodouyilewei,jutongrangwojihuhunjue。

wozhengzhazhetaitou,kandaomoyunxijugaolinxiadikanzhewo,shengyinyijiuqingleng:「xiangdangwodenanren,nitairuole。」

「buguo,wotongyile。yinwei,wozuixihuanwannongqiangzhezhuiruchenaideyouxi。」

「congjintianqi,nijiushiwomoyunxide……yitiaogou。」