第5章
beicongjuzilifangchulaideshihou,woyijinghunmile。
mengzhongshineitianwanshang,wobabawoguanzaiqiheidefangjianlixiaodexieedemoyang:
“zongsuanrangwodaidaojihuile。”
“nishiwoerzi,bangbangwozongkeyiba。”
wohaijideneitianshibangwan,womaweilewodexuefeizhengyitiandazhesanfengonghaimeihuijia。
yixiangaizaiwaimianguihundewobaquezaozaohuilejia。
zaigenwoquerenwomazanshibuhuihuijiahou,jiujiangemodeshoushenxianglewo。
“不要!!”
kongjujiangwocongmengzhongjingxing。
woyizhengyanfaxianshizaibingfang,womazhengchuanzhebinghaofuzaipangbianzuozhe。
jianwoxinglai,talianmanganhushiling。
yizhanglianlaoleizongheng,zhanzhanweiweidilazhewodeshuo:
“chaoana,wodechaoana。”
jiuxiangmengzhongdeneitianwanshangyiye,kandaoyishanlanlvdewo,womayeshizheimekude。
huiyihexianshichanza,woyishunjianluolelei:
“妈。”
hushigenzheyishengyiqijinlai,jiwozuolejiandandejianchahousonglekouqi,yilianyansudigaojiewo:
“yaojideanshichiyao!”
“haiyou,zhidaozijiyouyoubikongjuzhengjiubiechuyufengbixiaxiaodekongjianle,buzhidaonimenfuqiliangxihuanwanshenmeyouxi,danyaoshidu!”
“ruguobushinilaopobanijishisongguolai,nikenengjiuzaiyexingbuguolaile!”
wodiandiantougenyishengdaoleshengxie。
songzouyishengwocaiyilianyihuodiwenshenpangganghuifuhaoqingxudemama:
“我怎么会在这?”
womatanlekouqi,lianxiditiwolilelitoufa:
“shimansongniguolaide。”
“tashuonigenhaiziwanzhuomizangwandeguotoubazijiguanqilaile,hesiwole。”
好荒谬的借口。
wozixiduanxiangzhewomadeshenqing,taxianranyemeixin。
“chaoan,nigenmashuoshihua,niheshimanshibushiyoushenmeshi?”
wohaimeilaidejihuida,womaziguzidishuolexiaqu:
“kendingshichuwentile,shibushiyinweiwotuoleinimenle?”
“chaoan,yaoburanbiezhile,mazheishenzizhibuhaole,jiusuanzhihaoleyehuobulejinianle。”
“bieyinweiwodanwuniheshimanle,haobuhao?”
“haiyouniaoniao,haojiumeijianwodouwangletaxianzaigaishangjinianjile,nimenhaiyouhaiziyaoyang。”
womayijujuquandoushiweiwokaolv,woxinzhongfansuan。
wozhuazhechuangdancongchuangshangzuoqi,zhengzhongdikanzhewoma,saleyigeshanyidehuangyan:
“ma,meishi,woheshimanhenhao。”
“niaoniaozuijinzaishangxingquban,suoyimeilaikanni。”
“womenyijiadouhenhao,yegounizhibingde,yihoubuyaozaishuobuzhilezheizhonghuale,nishiwozaizheigeshijieshangweiyideqinrenle。”
womashenshendikanlewoyiyan,yanzhongyouwokanbudongdefuzaqingxu。
mole,tadiandiantoumeizaiduoshuo。
shoujizhendong,dakaifaxianshiwoshezhidedingshitixing。
明天是我妈的生日。
kanzhewomafadaidemoyang,wozaixinzhongananxialejuexin。
kaileyao,wosongwomahuilebingfanghouwojiuhuilejia。
songshimanhesongniaoniaozhengzaijiali,jianwohuilaisongshimanbiaoqingyouxiebuziran:
“你没事吧?”
jiuweideguanxinrangwolenglelengshen,kexinzhongxiayishidedichuhaishirangwotuokouerchu:
“没事。”
“wobuzhidaoniyoubikongjuzhengxianzaizheimeyanzhong,woyiweizhihaole。”
“bijingniqujingshenbingyuandailesangeyuema。”
tingtadeyisi,shiyiweisongwoqujingshenbingyuanshizhendequzhibingde?
kewozailimian,guodekexianghuodiyu。
danxiangzheyoushiqiuta,wojiangzuibiandehuayanlexiaqu,danrandiandiantou:
“ng,chiyaojiumeishile。”
jianwobuxiangshizhuangde,songshimanhaoxiangsonglekouqiyemeiduoshuoshenme。
zhengzaikandonghuapiandesongniaoniaodashenghanzhe:
“xiechaoan,woyaochifan,ganjinzuofan!”
wozoujinchufanghenkuaizuohaolefancai。
hehuaizhibuzhidaoqunale,jinwanzhiyouwomenyijiasankou。
很难得,其乐融融。
songshimanjiwojialeyikuaizicai,qingshengkaikou:
“duochidian,nixianzaitaishoule。”
wojiacaideshouyidun,houzhihoujuedicaifaxiancongjingshenbingyuanchulaihouwojiuyijingshougulinxun。
xianzaiwohaoxiangyouxieyanshizheng,chishenmetushenme。
songshimanbuzhidao,woyemeigaosuta。
反正她也不关心。
womomochizhewanzhongdefancai,turankaikou:
“mingtianshiwomadeshengri,nengbunengdaihaiziqujiwomaguogeshengri?”
songniaoniaoqiangxianzhoumei,jiangkuaiziyishuai:
“我不要!”
“yiyuanchousile!wobuqu!”
songshimanhanjiandimeiyoufuhe,ershichenmolebanshangdiandiantou:
“好。”
“mingtianzhongwuba,wodainiaoniaoguoqu。”
wochayidikanzheta,jiantaliuluchuxiexudekuijiuxinzhongyouleshu。
yuanlaishikuijiuyuzuowantahehehuaizhideqingaichadianhaisiwocaizheimerongyididaying。
算了,答应就好。
songniaoniaojianzhuanghaiyaozainao,songshimanyigeyanshenrengguoqutajiuguaiguaibilezui。
zhishizhuoxiabuduanyonglitizhewodetui。
womeihetajijiao,zhuanshenquxiwankuai。
diertianzhongwu,woxianqudangaodiandingledangaozaiquyiyuan。
mamakanqilaijingshenyiyi,jianwolaiyanshenbuduanwangshenhouzhangwang。
我笑着哄道:
“tamengangqichuang,wandianjiuguolai。”
womaxiaodehebulongzui,buzhudidiantou:
“诶诶诶,好!”
“aiya,haojiumeikandaoshimanle,buzhidaotaxianzaigongzuomangbumang,yidingyaozhuyishentia!”
“niaoniaoxianzaichengjizenmeyanga?shibushiyouzhanggele?shangcijiantahaishixiaoxiaoyigeni!”
womayijuyijulaotaozhe,wojingjingtingzhe。
qishitashuodezheixiewoyebuzhidao,youhuozheshuotamengenbenbuxiangrangwozhidao。
jishizheiyang,wohaishifuhezhewoma。
zhongwu,dangaosongdaole,munvlianghaimeilai。
womayouxiejiaoji,wujuedoumeishuihao。
woyitongtongdianhuadajisongshiman,shizhongchuyuguanjizhuangtai。
tiansejianjianheile,huidaobingfangwomazhengdaizuozaichuangshang。
jiandaowo,womalvxiankaikou,jiannandixiaozhe:
“aiya,shimanshibushimanga?”
“meishi,rangshimanxianmang,shengrieryi,wozaojiubuxingguozheigele!”
woxinzhongyouyugansongshimanbuhuizailaile,jiangyijingtalededangaocongbingxiangnalechulai,hewomayiqichuilelazhu。
hunandezhuguangxia,yingzhaodewomaliansecanbaigengjiaqiaocui。
woxinzhongshengqiyiguhuo,zhaoguzhewomatangxiahouwozaiyiyuanzoulangzaicijisongshimandaquledianhua。
dianhuaxianglehenjiuzhongyujieting,shihehuaizhi:
“chaoange,zenmele?e,wanggaosunile,jinwanshishaqingyan,shimanjieheniaoniaozaipeiwoni。”
“nijinwanbuyongzuofanleha,xiuxixiuxiba。”
wohuxiyizhi,shengyinyinren:
“rangsongshimantingdianhua。”
neibianxixisuisuideshengyinxiangqi,songshimanjieqidianhua,lanyangyangdao:
“干嘛?”
womeikongzhizhuqingxu,jiejinnuhoudao:
“nizuowandayingwojintianyaolaijiwomaguoshengri,niwanglema?”
songshimandunleyixia,suijihuangrandawu:
“哦,忘了。”
“xiaciba,zhunimashengrikuaile。”
“duile,jinwannibiehuijiale,wohehuaizhiyaohuiqushuijue。”