第1章曲终人散
三江市国际机场。
yigedaizhemojingdenvren，tuizhexiangzizouxiafeiji，kanzheyanqianlailaiwangwangderenqun，congdoulimochulaiyikebangbangtang，diaozaizuili。
erjichangguangchangli，qibageshenchuanheisexizhuangdedahankuangbenzhe，yigegehanliujiabeidegandaonvrenmianqian。
“buzhidaodaxiaojieturanzaofang，womenjiejilaichi，haiqingxiaojieshuzui！”
jigedahanduizheyigenvrenwanyaoxingli，daoshishifenyinrencemu。
nvrenbaxinglirengjijiren，chaozhechukouzouqu：“haolehaole，buyaozaizheimomojijide，chenjiangdexingzongzhaodaolema？”
nvrenshuozhe，jigedahandiandiantou。
“huibingxiaojie，shaoyedezongji，womenyijingzhaodaole，juwomensuozhi，shaoyezheisanniandeshijian，doudaizaixiaojia！”
“萧家？”
nvrentingzhujiaobu，weiweiyileng：“jingchengsidajiazu，meiyouxingxiaodea！”
yigedahanganjinhuidao：“bushijingchengsidajiazuzhiyi，shisanjiangshideyigeerliujiazu！”
“二流家族？”
nvrenlenghengleyisheng：“tazaixiaojiazuoshenme？”
dahanxianglexiang，calecanaodaishangdehan：“huixiaojiedehua，shaoye，shaoyetazaixiaojia，dangshangmennvxu！”
nvrenmengdiyiyaoya，bazuilidebangbangtangyaodefensui。
“上门女婿？”
“chenjiangachenjiang，nihaizhenshiyuelaiyueyouchuxile！”
“yaobushixianzaijiazuyounan，xuyaonizheigejichengrenzhanchulai，wozhenxiangyibazhangshansini！”
nvrenzouchujichang，mianruobingshuangdezuojinyiliangmaibahes680zhong，zhujianxiaoshibujian。
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“chenjiang，qu，bayifujiwoxile！”yuemusunxiuqinkaozaishafashang，bashenshangdewaitaotuodiao，rengdaochenjiangmianqian。
“ma，dengyixia，woxianbadituowande。”chenjiangzhengdunzaidishang，yongshouningzhetuobu。
sunxiuqindelianseyinchenderutongwuyungaiding，yibacaoqichajishangdedianshiyaokongqichaozhechenjiangrengleguoqu！
“wogennishuohuanitingbujianma？”
“xianzaijiugunqubayifujiwoxile！”
“buranwomingtiandamajiangchuanshenme？”
chenjiangwojinzhutuoba，yaozheya，yiguhuoqishangyong，zhishihaimeishuohua，qizixiaoruolandeshengyinjiuchuanleguolai。
“chenjiang，nihaizhenyiweizijishigeshenmedongxile？”
“womarangnixigeyifu，nihaizaizheituisanzusi？”
“你是聋了吗？”
xiaoruolandeyuqirutongqifenglengyu，chongmanzheyanehexianqi。
lunxiangmao，xiaoruolanqueshibucuo，yimiqideshengao，**，fubaimaomei，zheihuigangxiwanzao，zhengwangzijixiuzhangdedatuishangtuzherunfushuang。
“jiutamadeshigefeiwu，ganchiliangshi，fangkongpi，qiaoqiaorenjialaosunjiadenvxu，neikeshisanjiangshiyoumingdajituandegaoguan，nizaikankanni，lianxiyizuofandouzuobuhao！”
“我养你干什么？”
sunxiuqinyibajiangchajixianfan，chashuisaleyidi。
xiaoruolanzhouqimeitou，manliannuqidekanxiangchenjiang：“hailengzheganshenme？nishibushixiangqisiwoma？gennishuohuanihaizhanzaineibudong，buzhidaobachashuituolema！”
xiaoruolandenuyi，genbenbujiayanshi，chenjiangruzhuitajiadezheisannianlai，meitianchulesuozaijiali，shenmedoubugan！
shenzhizaiwaimian，tadoubuganshuozijijialezheimegewonangfeilaogong！
简直丢人！
weishengjianpang，wozhetuoba，xizheweiqundechenjiang，shentijuliedezhandouqilai，xinzhongdenuhuo，yourujiyadeyanjiang，zhongyushunzheliehenpenyongerchu，tazhuaizhetuoba，yijiaotifanleshuitong，batuobuhenhenderengdaoledishang。
“doutamadejilaozibizui！”
xiaoruolanhesunxiuli，yishijianjingranlengzhule。
chenjiangruzhuixiaojiadezheisannianli，zheihaishitatouyicifahuo。
chenjianghenhendiyaozheya，meicuo，tashixiaojiadezhuixu，yigemeiyoushenmeshenfendiweideshangmennvxu！
ertazhisuoyilaidaoxiaojia，jiushiyinweixiaoruolan......
shangdaxuedeshihou，chenjiafangyangshidejiaoyu，rangdiyicilikaijiazhongdechenjianghenbushiying，shenzhixianrudaolejiyidunbaoyidundegangajingdizhong。
shixiaoruolandechuxian，tayongzijidefankajichenjiangdafan，yiliansiniandeshihou，kaozhexiaoruolandefanka，chenjiangcaimianqiangdiaozhuleming！
erqie，tabudebuchengrendeshi，jiuzaiqinianqian，chenjiangdiyicijiandaoxiaoruolandeshihou，jiuyijingaishanglezheigenvren！
houlaichenjiangdaxuebiye，tayizhixiangzhehuidaosanjiangshi，zhaodaoxiaoruolan，haohaomibuzheiduanganqing。
sheizhidaoxiaoruolanfuqinturanqushi，linsizhiqian，weilenengrangxiaoruolannenggoujichengtazaixiaojiadeyichan，zhunbeizhaoyigeshangmennvxu。
chenjiangbuyuanyibierendangshangxiaoruolandelaogong，gancuizijidingtilezheigeweizhi。
jiehunzhihoudezheisannianyilai，chenjiangbuzhidaomingliandiweixiaoruolandangxialeduoshaozaihuo。
tahaipa，haipaxiaoruolanzoubuchushiqufuqindeyinying，suoyizheisanniandeshijianli，tahenbudemeitiangenzhexiaoruolan，cunbubuli，weitadangniuzuoma，xiyizuofan！
chenjiangbenyiwei，xiaoruolanzhongyouyitianhuimingbaizijiduitadeai。
keyiciyouyici，huanlaidequezhiyouwuruheyane！
taneikecengjingzhiredexin，yijingchedibianchenglebingliang。
tabuxiangzaizheiyangwuxiuzhidejinxingxiaqu，napatayiranhaiaizhexiaoruolan，ketazhidao，xiaoruolan，buhuiaishangzijile......
chenjiangtuodiaolezijideweiqun，rengdaoledishang。
sunxiuqincaimengranhuiguoshenlai：。
“ni，nisuanshigeshenmedongxi？”
“zhenshifanletianle，nigewangbadan，haiganzaizheikonghewo？”
“nizheimenengnai，zenmebugenwonverlihunni？”
“wobabudepanniganjingunchuwomenxiaojia！”sunxiuqinzhanleqilai，zhizhechenjiangdebizijiaomazhe。
chenjiangmeizailihuisunxiuqin，zhishikanxiangxiaoruolan：“woyiwei，sanniandefuchu，zonghuihuanlainideyifengandong，xianzaikanlai，shiwoxiangduole！”
“离婚！可以。”
“gunchuxiaojia，yemeiyouwenti！”
“zheixie，wodoukeyidayingnimen！”
xiaoruolanmeitoujinsuo：“chenjiang，nishirenzhende？”
chenjiangxiaole，keshizheixiaorongzhong，quejiazazhewujindetongku。
“nijuede，zheiyangdehunyinweichixiaqu，haiyouyiyima？”
xiaoruolandiantouyingxia：“hao，mingtianzaoshang，womenquminzhengjulihun。”
zhanzaiyipangdesunxiuqin，jianzhishixiaochulesheng。
“zongsuanshuaidiaolezheigewonangfei，tiantianzaijia，chulehunchidengsi，shenmedoubuhui！”
“ruolan，biezheji，mazheixierizidamajiang，keshirenshilebushaohaomengongzige，yinideshencaiheqizhi，suibianjinizhaoyigedoubixingchendeqiangyiwanbei！”
“daoshihouwofengfengguangguangdebanijiachuqu！”
“jiukeyianxiangwannianle！”
“zhiyuni！”sunxiuqinxiangshiqiaokelianchongyibankanxiangchenjiang：“nihaizhenyiweizijinengshangtianle，yigeshangmennvxu，yehaoyisitilihun？”
“wogaosuni，nimeizigelihun！”
“shiwomenxiaojiabanisaodichumenle！”
“niyaoxianglihun，jiudexianbaruolantabasannianqianjinideershiwanhaihuilai！”
“zhenshibaoqiana，wowangle，tanqian，jiushibaigennilangfeikoushe，niyouqianma？”
“feiwuyibeizidoushifeiwu！”
“lajiyezhipeidaizailajitongli！”
sunxiuqinlengchaorefengdekanzhechenjiang。
chenjiangzhendeshirenwukeren，tazhendebuzhidao，weishenmesunxiuqinzheizhongren，nengjindelexiaojiadedamen！
zheigenvren，meilianmeipi，houyan**，weilishitu，jianzhijiushiyifuchechedididexiaorenzuili！
chenjiangbashoushenjindouli，zhijiejiangyizhangyinxingkashuaizailesunxiuqindelianshang！
“niyaoqianshiba？keyi，zheilimianyouwushiwan！”
“zugoudidangnianneiershiwan，hezheisannianlaiwosuoyouyishizhuxing！”