di1zhangbadaonvhuangaishangwo
“neicongdongtudatangdeheshangtangsanzangburibianhuidaodawoguowangdou,zhongweiaiqingkeyouhejianyan?”
diaolonghuafeng,jinbihuihongdedadianzhinei,yiweishenchuanlongpao,mianrongjiaohao,shencaienaduozidenvzizuozailongyizhishang。
suishinvzi,queqishiweiyi,huayuzhijian,gengshibaqijinxian。
zaitaxiafang,zhanzheyipaipaishenchuanchaofu,shentaigongjingdenvzi!
yingyingyanyan,meibushengshou!
meicuo,suoyourendoushinvzi,meiyourenheyigenanren!
zheilijiushidamingdingdingdenverguo!
“bixia,chuanyandatangjiweiqiangsheng,danwoxiliangnverguoyebucha,ziranbunengshilewoguoweiyan,weichenjianyizhengsunverguoshangxiajiedao!”
“准!”
.......
“bixia,womenjiuzheimechulai,shibushiyoudianbutaihao?”
liangruying,nvhuangbixiadetieshenshiwei,buguocishitaneijingzhidexiaolianqueshijinbengzhe,shensejinzhang。
zaitashenbian,ruguozixikan,jurangenyiweigennvhuangbixiademianrongyouxiexiangsidenvzi!
“zhuzui,zaiwaimianbuyaojiaowobixia,jiaowoxiaojiebianke!”
jianghongyanmeimouyideng,hedeliangruyingjinruohanchan。
“nibudong,neitangsanzangsuishifanren,danpingtayirenjiunengjiaodongsanjiefengyun,gengshibeifojiaoqindingdequjingren,fojiaoruhenengbuguanzhu?”
“zheijiri,yaoyangebakongnverguo,qiebukerangxiaoxiaozhibeizuoluan!”
jianghongyanzhuchunqingqi,jiaobuqingkuai。
liangruyingyuyanyouzhi,taxiangshuojiusuanshiyangeguankongnverguo,danshigennindanduchulaiyoushenmeguanxi?
“en?qianmianyougedianpu,weihezhen.......en,wobuzhidao?heshichuxiande?maishenmede?chidema?”
turan,jianghongyanjiaobutingxia,kanzheqianfangmoshengdedianpu,meimouyihuo。
liangruyingwenyan,dunshishenshendekanleyiyanbixia。
duiyutamenzheiweiyoumeiyouaiwandebixia,queshiwukenaihe。
sheinengxiangdao,zaichaotangshangbadaowushuangdexiliangnvhuang,zaisixiali,juranshiyigezheiyangderen?
taitoukanqu,jiaoquyizhen。
万界杂货铺!
“he,haodadekouqi!wodaoshiyaokankan,nishimaishenmede!”
jianghongyanmeimoushanguoyisicuxia,maikaidazhangtui,huanhuanzoujindianpu。
ranerjiuzaizheishi,yidaoyouqiwulideshengyinxiangqi,shunjianrangtahanmaodaoshu,jiaoqufama!
“menpiao,meirenyiliangyinzi!”
“dadan!nikezhi.......”
genzaishenhoudeliangruyingwenyan,dunshijiaoheyisheng,liumeidaoshu。
juranjinmenjiuyaoqian,tiandixianayouzheiyangdedaoli?
buguotadehuayuhaiweishuowan,queyelengzaiyuandi。
dianpunei,turananjingxialai,luozhenkewen!
lianggemaomeiruxiandenvzi,jiaoqufangfoshanglefatiaoyiban,jiangyingdetaiqixiaonaodai,liangshuangmeimou,zhigougoudedingzhezuozaijutaihoudeneigeren!
“咕嘟!”
buzhiguoquduojiu,jianghongyanhuiguoshen,henmeiyouxingxiangdeyanleyikoutuomo,fangfomengyiyiban,dishengnannan:“youyudeyanshen,xixudehuchazi,cukuangdehoujie,ruguowomeicaicuodehua.......”
“ni!!nijuranshinanren!!!”
zheiyishengjianjiao,jihuchuantouermo!
zaizheiyishunjian,jiulianxuanxiaodedajieyeanjingle!
下一刻!
整条街道炸了!
“nanren?nanrenzaina?”
“nanren?kuairangwokankannanrenzhangshenmeyangzi?”
yiqunnvzi,xiadaoxiaopengyou,shangdaolaonainai,wuyangwuyangdechaozhedianpudefangxiangkuangbenerlai!
laotaitaimenyaobusuanletuibutengle,yigegeshuangyanfangguang,xiangshikandaoleshenmejueshizhenbao!
男人嘿!
稀奇生物啊!
tamennverguo,yijingduoshaoniandoumeiyounanrencunzaile?
zhishicengtingzubeikoukouxiangchuanbale!
dianpujutaihou,qinhaoganshoudaodimianzaiqingqingzhandong,waimiangengshihonglongjuxiang。
脸,绿了!
canlvcanlv,meiyousihaorense。
“哐当!”
liangruyingshoujiyankuai,lianmangbadamenguanshang,yongzhuozidingzhu,zheicaisongleyikouqi。
“哐哐哐!”
menwai,xiangqijuliedeqiaomensheng,huichenfeiyang。
“neigenanren,wozhidaonizaijia,youbenshinishinanren,youbenshinikaimenya!”
“shiya,youbenshishinanren,youbenshinikaimenya!”
“bieduole,wozhidaonizaijia!”
gezhongyujieluoliyin,zaimenwaixiangche!
“hu,kehesiwole!”
qinhaozhangsongleyikouqi,yilianjiehouyusheng。
tashiyigechuanyuezhe,dedaoleyigeshenqidewanjiezahuopuxitong。xitongtigongshangpin,tafuzeshoumai,nenggoufenchengdetongshi,haikeyichufateshujiangli。
dangtazhidaozijilaidaodeshinverguodeshihou,chushishixinxiruokuangde,shenzhihenbudeyangtiandaxiao!
女儿国呀!
美女如云!
danshiyanjindeta,henkuaijiuxiangdaoleyigeyansudewenti。
dangquanshijiedoushinvren,turanjinruleyigenanren,neishishenmexiachang?
haowuyiwen,huisirende!
“zheiweinanren.......”
“wojiaoqinhao,bushijiaozheiweinanren。”
qinhaofanlefanbaiyan,youxiewunai。
“e,qinxiansheng,duoyoumaofan,haiqinghaihan!”
jianghongyanxiaoyanruhua,shengyinqingrou,shengpajinghedaoleyanqianzheiweinanren。
yuguang,shangxiadaliangqinhao,jingqidehen。
raner,tameizhuyideshi,shenhoudetieshenshiweiliangruying,yilianzhenjingdekanzheta,yanshengengshifuzawubi。
zhangzheimeda,liangruyingjiumeijianguobixiazheimewenrouguo,neixishengxiyude,aiya!
“xianhuashaoshuo,menpiao,meirenyiliangyinzi,jueduiwuchaosuozhi!”
qinhaomeihaoqideshuoleyiju,suiranzheiliangweimeidemaopao,danquebazijibaolulechuqu,yihouzaban?
nandaoyingjundewo,zhongyuhaishitaotuobuleneixiechantachunjiezhishendenvrenma?
不可能!
woshinimenyongyuandebudaodenanyin!
“haodeni,xianshengzheishierliangyinzi,nishouhao!”
jianghongyanyigeyanshen,liangruyinglianmangnachuhebaojiqian
zhiyuwodanvhuangbixia,chumenhaixuyaodaiqian?
“buzhixianshengdedianpuchushouhewu?”
“咳!”
qinhaogankeyisheng,lianbuhongxinbutiao,yibenzhengjingdedao:“bendianmuqianzhichushousanzhongwupin,dabangdi,nvxingdetieshenguanjia,zhixuehuayu,gongxiaofeifan,meiyizhangdabangdi,dounengweinvxingsongzouyebunengmeidekunao!”
“shoujia:shizhangyiqianjifen!”
“dierzhong:heisi,zhuanmenweinvxingersheji,chuanshangzhihou,budandanhuirangnvxingshencaixiandegaotiao,gengshimeilisishe。heisixuanyongdecailiaowuyibushijingpin,buguanshidaopifukanhuoshao,doubukepohuaifenhao,yongyoujingrendefangyuli。”
“shoujia:yishuangliangqianjifen。”
“disanzhong:lianzaiyanqingxiaoshuo,yejiushichuanqigushi,qianwanbiexiaokanzheiyanqingxiaoshuo,youyuanzhe,nikeyicongshuzhongganwuzijidedao,shenzhishiyixiefashuhefabao!”
“shoujia:yijianrenxianfabaosangeshichen(liuxiaoshi),zhinengzaidianneikan,bunengdaichuqu。”
suizheqinhaodehuayushuowan,liangweichiguojianguodezhu,wanquanshilianglianmengbi。
听不懂啊!
jianghongyankuaisushouqizijimangrandeyanshen,suiranwotingbudong,danshiwobunengbiaoxianchulai,buranduodiuren?
qitadetingbudong,danchuanqigushihaishinenggoutingdongde。
“ganwenxiansheng,yanqingchuanqigushijiaoshenmemingzi?”
“badaonvhuangaishangwo!”
jianghongyan:“.......”
liangruying:“.......”
又听不懂了!