第1章

(脑子寄存处)

“ding!xitongjiancedaohuoti,jinxingbangding,bangdingchenggong!”

“benxitongweixiabiangongfaxitong,suzhuxiabiandegongfa,meipianqudaoyigexiyoushijiedeshengling,congergaibianxiyoushijiezouxiang,huodejiangli。”

“zouxiangpianchayueda,jiangliyuefenghou!”

“**!”

他来了!他来了!

tingdaozheigemeimiaodeshengyin,jihuaizongsuansongleyikouqi!

qianshizaidiqiushang,tashiyigefeichangxiangjinbudesanhaoxuesheng。

jingchangriyijiye,qinqinkenkendequbuxilaoshijialixuexiwaiyu。

danshichangzaihebianzounayoubushixie,zhongyuyouyicidongchuangshifa,hebuxikelaoshilaogongjinxingleyichangyouhaodeqiecuo。

yushibianlaidaolexiniuhezhou,lingtaifangcunshan。

haichengweileputizushideyimingdizi。

genjuxitongjieshi,yejiushishuoyaotaxiabiangongfajixiyoushijiezhongderenwuxiulian。

zhiyaoduifangxiulian,jiunengdedaojiangli。

erxiuliandeshengling,gaibianxiyoushijiedezouxiangpianchayueda,jiangliyejiuyuefenghou。

suoyi,jihuaizhunbeibamubiaosuodingzaixiyouzhongyaorenwushenshang。

nandianshi,zheixieshenglingyaomegenjiaoshenhou,yaomechengbayifang,fanshouweiyunfushouweiyu,kongpabuhuixiangxinyigefanrenxiabiandegongfa?

“tongzi,renjiachuanyuezhedouyouxinrendalibao,wodeni?”

“ding!renjiayoudewojiabaoziyeyou,gongxisuzhuhuodexinrendalibao,qingwenshifouchashou!”

“查收!”

纪淮回应道。

“ding!xinrendalibaofafangchenggong,suzhuhuode**xintourouyixiaokuai,qingshiyong!”

**心头肉!

jihuaishunjianjingxi,zhengzhunbeihuiyingshiyong。

kouzhongjiuduoleyikebangbangtangdaxiaoderoukuai,qdanqdan,jiugenhanzhexiaoyingtaoyiyang,budengjujiaobianzhijieronghua。

jinjiezhe,jihuaihunshenbeiyidaodaojinguangbaowei。

jinguangzhizhong,yunhanzhewubiqiangdaliliang,xunsuderongrutinei。

jihuaizhujianyouzhongganjue,fangfotaishoukezhishanhanyue。

yuanbenyimiqideshengaobianchengleyimiba。

jiuliandididouzhanggaozhangdalebushao!

zhongyu,jinguangquanburongrutinei,jihuaizhengkaishuangyan,jingguangzhanzhan。

**xintourousuoyunhandeliliangziranshiwubikongbu。

就是量太少。

ercishijihuaijinguanmeiyouxiuwei,kelidawuqiong,kanshangqujiubuxiangshigefanren!

“**!”

zhengzaicishi,yijushuxideguocuichuanlai。

“谁?”

jihuaiheleyitiao,haiyiweiyoulaileyigechuanyuezhe。

zhuanshenkanqu,quejianyizhihouzizhengzaibuyuanchumudengkoudaidekanzheziji。

houziqigaobadiguguailian,liangzhihuangyanjing,yigekeetou,liaoyawangwaisheng。jiuxiangshupangxiede,rouzailimian,guzaiwaimian。

“师...师兄!”

houzinieshouniejiao,youxiejujindanqiedehanleyisheng。

“anjiaosunwukong,yeshizushidedizi。”

孙悟空?

日后的齐天大圣!

jihuaijingyadezixidaliangleyixiasunwukong。

yuqianshiyingshizuopinzhongdexingxiangchajuhenda,daoshigenyuanzhuzhongmiaoxiedehenxiang。

yanxiadehouzihaimeiyouxideqishierbianhejindouyun,kanshangquxiangdangdedanchun。

jihuaijianzhuang,likeyoulexiangfa。

xitongbushirangxiabiangongfahuyouxiyouzhongdeshengling,yanqianbujiushile。

houzikeshixiyouliangjiezhongdezhongyaorenwu,chenggonglejiangliyidingfeichangfenghou!

dangxiajihuaizuochuyifugaorenzuopai。

houzijianzhuang,yuefadejuedejihuaibufan。

gangcaitazhengshikandaojihuaixiuliandeshihou,shentichanshengyixiang,tineihaiyunhanzhehaohandeliliang,zheicaijinghuqilai。

jihuaijiazhuangwendao:“nizenmebuzaidongzhongqinkuxiulian,paolaizheiliganshenme?”

shijishangtazhidao,putizushixianzaihaimeiyouchuanshoujisunwukongrenhexiuxingzhifa。

meitianzhishiranghouzizuoyixiekanchaitiaoshuisaodizheiyangdecuhuo,yiganjiushiwunian!

“shixiong,anlaosunbuganmanni,bushiwobukenqinkuxiulian,ershizushicongweichuanshouwoxianfa!”

sunwukongkuzhelian,kaishiduijihuaidadaokushui。

talikaihuaguoshan,gaobiehouzihousun,fanshanyueling,piaoyangguohai,zuzuaolejiunian,caicongdongshengshenzhoulaidaofangcunshan,buzhengshiweileqiudezhangshengzhifama?

danshizaifangcunshanwunianle,bieshuoxuexixianfa,liangenmaodoumeixuedao。

sunwukongnaonaotou,“shixiong,wogangcaijiannixiulian,jingranchanshengleyixiang,yidingshidedaolezushizhenchuan,xidezhangshengxianfaleba?”

“长生仙法?”

jihuaidianlediantou,dao:“bucuo!”

“真的?!”

sunwukongjidongdefanshentiaoqi,zhuaernaosai,manyanqidaidekanzhejihuai。

raner,jihuaiqueshifengqingyundandebuxieyixiao,dao:“zhangshengxianfabuguoxiaodaoer!buzhiyiti!”

嘶!

猴子倒吸一口凉气!

zaishixiongdeyanli,zhangshengxianfajingranzhishixiaodao?

他彻底震惊了。

buguojinjiezhe,sunwukonggengjiajingxiqilai。

jishixiaodao,shixiongkendinghuidafangdechuanshoujita,dangxiajibukenaideqingqiuqilai。

“shixiong,zhangshengxianfazaininzheidenggaorenmianqiandequeshixiaodao,buguozaishidideyanliqueshinanqiudechaotuozhishu,yaoburan,shizuyebuzhiyukaoyanleanlaosunwunianhaimeitongguo。”

“xianganlaosunlijingjiuzai,congdongshengshenzhouhuaguoshan,yilupiaobozhici,qijianwushucixianxianghuansheng,jiushiweileqiudezhangshengxianfa。”

“haiqingshixiongkeliankeliananlaosun,chuanwoxianfaba!”

sunwukongmanlianqidai,gongshouduizhejihuaigongjingyibai。

jihuaiqueshitanlekouqi,yaoleyaotou,zhunbeikaishihuyoudafa。

“sanjiejiuxiangshiyigelaolong,jiusuannengzhangshengbusi,dandabupotiandishufu,rangneitianzaiyezhebuzhuyan,yaozheidizaimaibuzhuxin,wufaxiaoyaozizai,youyoushenmeyiyini?”

“zuizhongbuguoshiyizhilongzhongsiquebale,suoyi,yaoxuejiuyaoxueneikedanzhizhetianzhifa!”

sunwukongzhengzhengdekanzhejihuai。

buzhidaoweishenme,tingdaozheihua,taneixinyouyizhongnanyiyanshuodejidong。

yizhiyilai,tazuidadeyuanwangjiushizhangsheng。

meitiangenhouzihousunmenxixiaowanshua,genmuhouchangtanhousheng。

duizheizhongwenti,genbenmeiyouyigegainian!

zheiyikecaiyourudangtouyibang。

meicuo!jiusuanzhangshengyounengzenyang,haibushiyijiubeisanjieguijusuoshufu。

nanguaishixiongyanli,zhangshengzhishixiaodaoer!

sunwukongzaiciduijihuaishenshenyibai,yancichengkendao:“qingshixiongchuanwodanzhizhetianzhifa!”

咳咳!

kanzhedanchundesunwukong,jihuaiyouxieganga。

guoran,haishishaonianhaoa!

nanguaizhangdaledouhuiyou“yumaiguihuatongzaijiu,zhongbusi,shaonianyoudeyihan”。

danweilejiangli,zhinengxiabianle。

猴子,别怪师兄!

“haoba,kanzainiyipianchichengzhixindefenshang,shixiongjinribianchuanshounidanzhizhetianzhifa,cifamingweiwushijing!”

“xianlujintousheiweifeng,yijianwushidaochengkong。”

无始经?!

孙悟空两眼瞪圆。

tingmingzijiuniubidebuxing。

youqishineiliangju,pinigujin,qituntianxia!