第2章

“baiye,wobuxihuannile。”

huidaojia,yunmengyi**zuozaishafashang,niuzhetouduibaiyeqigugudao:“nishigezhanan。”

“鹅鹅鹅……”

yixiangxiaodiandidezhouxiaozhuangledehuazhiluanzhan,ejiaolianlian。

baiyefangxiashubao,yiliandewuyu,erzibeimazhananyoushenmehaoxiao?

zhengxiangliuhuifangjianbaqianzangqilai,baishifengshuiyanmenglongcongwoshilamenerchu,bianrouyanjingbianwen:“nimaidaele?jiaolaoyunfuqiliangyiqishanglaichi……”

“去你的。”

zhouxiaozhuangsuishoubabaobaozazaibaishifengshenshang:“wokannicaixiangdae,banidunleweigou。”

xiaomazhongyubaishifengshuolebaiyeheyunmengdequshi。

baishifengheiheiyile:“nimenxiaoliangkouchaojiala?”

yunmenghengleyixia,erenxiangaozhuang:“taburangwoqin,mawobuziai,haibabangbangtangjixiaopangziniuchi。”

“zheijiushinibuduile。”laobaizhouqimeitou,xuanjiduibaiyebanqilian:“genxiaomengdaoqian!fanimeijichichi。”

果然还是指望不上。

tamenyizhifengchengnvhaiyaofuyang,nanhaiyaoqiongyangdenaocanyanlun。

duiyunmengdechongniyuanchaozijiaerzi。

“xiaomengbieshengqiha,baibatinishoushita。”

baishifengzhuantouduiyunmengxiaohehe,bichuanjubianlianhaikuai。

baiyexinzhongrenbuzhufanbaiyan,nimenjiukejingdechongba,rihouyounimenhouhuideshihou。

mengjingzhong,suizhenianjidezengzhang,jinruqingchunqideyunmengkaishiyouyishulibaiye,loushanglouxiadejuli,talengshizhenggechugaozhongmeiyoutajinmenyibu。

“baibazhouma”bianhuile“baishuzhouyi”。

darendoushuoyunmengdongshile,zhidaohaixiule,bingmeiyoufangzaixinshang,liangjiayijiuyukuaixiangchu。

zhiyoubaiyezhidao,yunmengzheishizaigenzijihuaqingjiexian,zaijialiruci,zaixuexiaogengshilianhuadoubushuodemoshengren。

yijinruchuzhongjiuchenglewanzhongzhumudexiaohua,yunmengkanbushangpingyongdeziji,suiranbuganxin,dantakeyilijie。

shaoniandexinqibuyunxutaditouxiaqi。

jirangaopanbuqi,neijiulaosibuxiangwanglai。

mudutazaolian、shilian、shangdaxue、lianai、fenshou、lianai、fenshou、lianai、fenshou……

congshizhizhong,tadoubushiyunmengdecai。

beitaitanbushang,qianjinding、jiepanxiagengheshi。

……

youlebaishifengdechengyao,yunmengdeyidechaobaiyejimeinongyan。

造孽啊!

baiyejinbuzhuxiang,yunmengbadaodexinggeshibushiyinliangjiarenhaowujiezhichongniguanhuaide。

因果报应。

所以。

zijizaiweilaicailuodeneibanbukandexiachang。

baiyepieleyiyanyunmeng,hennanlianxiangdaotahuishizijiweilaideqianqi。

zhangdahoudeyunmengxiuxiububu,ruyuandingzheyizhanggaojiwanghonglian,**,miaoshawudaoqu99.99%denvzhubo。

ranershuoshihua,baiyeduiyunmengbingmeiyouneizhongganjue,huoxushicongxiaoyiqizhangdadeyuanyin。

jianguoyunmengcongzhiniaokulikoubabafangdaozuilidemingchangmian。

taduiyunmengdeganqinggengxiangshizuishuxidemoshengren。

至于结婚。

说来更好笑。

yunmengshilian,feidezhaotajiehun,shunbianqiyiqiqiannanyou。

baiyebutongyi,yunmengyaosiyaohuo,haojihuizhanyangtaishangweixietiaoxiaqu。

两家父母轮流劝。

bijinglianggexiaohaidoushiyanpizidixiazhangdade,liangjiarenyouhaodechuanyitiaokuzi。

yunmengdepiqidaleyidianwufang,zhangdepiaoliangma,youdianxiaojiaoaokeyirongren,xiangxiaoshihouhongyixiabujiuhaolema?

zuizhong,kanzaisigelaorenkukuaiqiudefenshang,baiyeyuxinburendayinglexialai。

hunhoudeyunmengmanhengwuli,dongbudongshangyanyikuernaosanyouya。

bushangban、buzhuanqian,fanbuzuo,jiawubugan,shuobude,mabude。

zhengtianjingzhuomozheheguimishangnachihewanle,dakapaizhaofaquan。

babaiyedegongzidehuawanlebianhuijiazhaogonggongpopoyao,zhaobabamamayao,zheijiayaowanquneijia。

meiyougongzhuming,quedelegongzhubing。

sigelaorenzaijiashangyigelaogongyangzheta,rizikuailesishenxian,jianzhibuyaotaishuang。

huoxiangyiduowenshilidehuaduo。

haochilanzuodejieguojiushishenbianweiraoyiqunhupenggouyoucengchicenghe,jitaxinaonvrenjiuyinggaibeichongshangtian,zhengrihuanxiangzhebadaozongcaiaishangjuejingdewo。

yufadexiaozhangbahu,yizijiweizhongxin。

mingfuqishidewangluoxiaoxiannvbenxian。

kewentishizaochengyunmengxinggejiduandebushitabaiye,houguoqueyaotalaichengshou。

zheiyetaibujiangdaolileba?

weilebimianweilaideshiqingzaicifasheng,baiyejuedinghaohaozhiyizhitadegongzhubing。

wentideguanjianzaiyuliangjiadefumu,shouxianderangzijiadefumuba“tongyangxi”deguannianniuzhuanguolai。

zijicaishitamendeerzi。

让我道歉?

门都没有!

zaibaishifengdezaisancuicuxia,baiyesihuobukenzhangzui,yunmengxiabulaitai,qijibaihuaidao:“heng……renjiacaibuyaotadedaoqian!”

“woyoumeiyoucuo,pingshenmexiangnidaoqian?nisuannagencong!”

baiyediuxiayijuhua,zhuanshenchaofangjianzouqu。

liuxiaketinglidesanrenmianmianxiangqu。

baishifengfuqiliangnikanwo,wokanni,xinzhongdouyouyigegongtongdexiangfa:“zheixiaozijintianchiqiangyaole?”

zijiahaizixinggeyixiangwenshunguaiqiao,piqishenmeshihouzheimedale?

turanxingqingdabian,kanzhehaoheren。

“mofeishifashaobanaozijishaohuaile?”

yunmenghaimeijianguobaiyeshuozheimezhongdehua,yishijianlengzaineili,buzhisuocuo。

taweiqua,xiaozuiyibian,zuoshiyouyaoku。

……

回到房间。

baiyecongyijulibanchuzhidingdangmaocunqianguan。

doulideqiantaochulaiduizhedengguangzhaolezhao,hongtongtong,laorentoushuiyinqingxi,biansemoshuiguangzexuanmu。

shineigequanshijierenmindouweizhifakuangdenanren。

diezhengqisaijindingdangmaodeduzili,baiyeanansongleyikouqi。

suiji,tameitourenbuzhuzhouqi,zijihaoxiangwangleyijianshi。

gaoqiandeluzitaxianzaiyoule,wentishiruhebaqianhelidenachulaihuadiao。

tayigeliusuidexiaopihai,rihourenwuyuelaiyueduo,shenhuaijukuan,lailubuming。

该如何向家长解释?

“假中奖?”

“buxing,lingjiangyaoshenfenzhengde。”

“捡的?”

“yebuxing,yifenqianyeyaojiaojijingchashushu。”

“打工赚的?”

“谁敢雇童工啊!”

youqianbunenghuaqibushitaijianshangqinglou。

干瞪眼?

youmeiyoudonggechulaijiaojiao,fenniyiban。

在线等,挺急的。

jiangdingdangmaozanghao,baiyezuozaishuzhuoqiansikaorensheng,shouzhongdebixiexiehuahua,zhidaolaomazhouxiaozhuangzhanzaimenkouhanchifancaitingbi。

“马上出来。”

baiyehuileyiju,bazhizhangrouchengyituandiujinlajitong。

……

fanzhuoshangyunmengbazhanlezhengpandekelejichi,jianbaiyechulai,chaojichitukoushuitiaoxindao:“qiuwo,wojiniyikuai。”

“chilewokoushui,yihoudetingwodehua。”

yebuzhidaobaishifengfuqiliangzenmebayunmenghonghaode,xiaoguniangyisaozhiqiandeyinmai,huifuwangridejiaoman。

baiyeziguzichifan,huadoulandeda。

sheinengxiangdaoyanqianpiaoliangkeaidenvhaizi,zhangdazhihouhuibianchengqiaoguxisuidehairenjing。

liyuanyidian,bietamadezhanshanghuiqi。

zhouxiaozhuangdezuofanshouyimeideshuo,tebieshineidaoganzhengchizhipaigu,xiangmihule。

daodiantangzhihezaimifanli,tanengganbaoyidawanbaimifan。

yunmengnalichidewanyidapandejizhongchi,wufeishixiangrangbaiyetoujiang,xiangyiwangyiyang,gaogaozaishangdeshangtayigechi。

baiyeguaiguaitinghuarencuo,taneigaisidezizunxincainengdedaomanzu。

jixuduibaiyeyizhiqishi。

cishijianbaiyebukenchitadekoushuijichi,yunmengzuilidejichishunjianbuxiangle。

越想越气。

yaoyaqiechidedingzhebaiye,shituyonglinglidemuguangbibaiyerensong。

kexirenpingtazaifanzhuoshangnongchushenmeshengxiang,baiyezhishimaitouganfan。

tadeduochi、chihao,cainengzhanggaogao。

yihouyikouchideyebuhuirangjiyunmeng。

rangtachineimeduoganshenme?

yuezhangdayuemeinaozi,baixialetaneiduidaxiong。

胸大无脑,没毛病!

“biechineimebao,wanshangzanliangqulouxiazhengdianxiaoshaokao,heliangbei。”

baishifengduizhouxiaozhuangshiyanse。

zhouxiaozhuanghongzhelianniutoukankanbaiye,denglebaishifengyiyan,yisishihaizihaizaizheini。

baishifengwusuoweidao:“tayoutingbudong。”

xiaoshaokaoshifuqiliangdeanhao。

hedianxiaojiuhuilai,erzishuidezhengshu,haobanshi。

zicongyoulehaizi,fuqishenghuoguodegougousuisui,hedianxiaojiuzhuzhuxing。

baiyemianwubiaoqing,zuoerjinyouerchu,duipaigufaqizuihoudezonggong。

“zuibaliedaohoucaoya,gupiaozhuanqianle?”

conglianaidaojiehunshengzi,zhouxiaozhuanghuochenglebaishifengduzilidehuichong,**yitaijiuzhidaotaladeshenmeshi。

“heihei,jintianzhanglesangedian,xiaozhuanxiaozhuan。”

中年男人嘛!

yejiuzhuandaoqiandeshihounengzainvrenmianqiandeseyixiaohui,qitashijianyibandoushishenxiabaijiang。

chaogushibaishifengdeyeyuaihao,tabenzhigongzuoshidianlijudeyuangong,fuzeqiangxiuxianlu,xingzizhai,bushanzuanying,gandedoushikuhuoleihuo。

weilaiyiyankandaotou,lunzhi,shangsixiusan。

xianlaiwushijiuaimaimaigupiao,diaodiaoyu。

zhouxiaozhuangzeshizaixiaoxuedanglaoshi,jiaoyuwenheyinle。

fuqiliangdoushishiyebian,shouruhaibucuo,bishangbuzubixiayouyu。

jialidecaizhengdaquanzhangwozaizhouxiaozhuangshoushang,baishifengchaogudeqianquankaotazijizaiwaimiantoutouzhuanwaikuai。

所以。

zhouxiaozhuangbingbufanganbaishifengchaogu,kuiletaxiaohaha,zhuanqianbaishifengqingtachixiaoshaokao,zhaoyangxiaohaha。

精明如周晓妆。

“股票?”

tingdaogupiaoerzi,baiyeshunjiantihuguanding。

“有了。”

zhongyuxiangdaoyongshenmefazibaqianhefahua。

这事。

还得忽悠老白帮忙。