第6章:爹地是废物

“a——dalala——a——”


xiaotangguochangwange,yiyibushedeshuodao:“mami,guoranyourenzhuizongzhexinhaoxiangyaochuangjinlai,woxianquchuliyixiale。”


shenweiwanzhidaozhuizongxinhaoderenshifujiuye,dantabingmeiyoushuo:


“hao,xiaotangguo,nishenticaiganggangwendingxialai,youshenmeshiqingdoujiaojixiaoxiao,bierangzijitaileilezhidaoma?”


huilaishitaijidong,jingwangjijiangzijideshoujixinhaojiami。


xiaotangguozixinbuyi:“jiuzheidianxiaoshi,haibuxuyaoxiaoxiaochuma,mami,yaoyigeqinqincainengguaduandianhua。”


“么么——”


xiaotangguoxiaowanleyanjing:“mua——”


guaduandianhuadeshunjian,xiaotangguolianshangdexiaorongxiaoshidaijin。


xiaoxiaobaozheyaocaizoulejinlai:“yo,sheirezanmengunainaile?zenmeyoubugaoxingle?”


xiaotangguoxiaoshouzaijianpanshangkuaisuqiaojilejixia,lianshunjianyinchenlexialai:


“guoranshiyourenzaigenzongmamidexinhao。”


xiaoxiaotiaomei:“aiya,nifangxinba,yinimamideshili,buhuiyouweixiande。”


xiaotangguoyouqiaolejixiajianpan,shenqingyufalengjun:“bu,zheixinhao,shicongwenchenglaide。”


“wencheng?”xiaoxiaodiaoerlangdangdexiaolexiao,“neiyouzenmeyang?”


xiaotangguozhoumei:“mamishuodiedijiuzaiwencheng,erqietayijingjiandaodiedile,yejiushishuo,diedimeiyoubaohuhaota。”


xiaoxiaoxiao:“nimamigenbenbuxuyaorenbaohuhaoma?”


xiaotangguodenglexiaoxiaoyiyan,dechuyigejielun:“wodiedishigefeiwu。”


好感度直线下滑。


taxianzaizhixiangkuaisuzhihaobing,haozaodianhuidaowenchengshouhushenweiwan。


jueduibunengyikaodiedineizhongzhiyoulianhaokandefeichai!


萧枭:“……”


废物?


mingzhenwenchengdefujiajiebanrenfujiuyeshifeiwudehua,neizheigeshijie,pashigeliangezhengchangrendoumeiyoule。


xiaoxiaodayuemingbaizheijianshiqinggenfujiuyetuobukaiguanxi,suoyibingmeiyoufanbo,ershidiantoufuhe:


“dui,woyejuedenidiedishigefeiwu。”


一致对外。


xiaotangguoxielexiaoxiaoyiyan:“niyeshigefeiwu。”


xiaoxiao:“……laozishishenyi!”


小糖果:“哦。”


萧枭:“……”


haoxiangxianzaijiubazheisiyatourengchuqua!


……


“ati!”fujiuyedalegepenti。


limingnazheshuyeping,zhuanxiangzhengdingzhediannaodefujiuye:


“jiunixianzaizheigongzuoqiangdu,haizhiliaogepi,zhijiedengsibujiuxingle?”


傅九叶没有搭理他。


nanjingqiaojizhejianpan:“jiuye,shenxiaojiedexinhaogendiule,duifangsihushigegaoshou,shezhilehenjingmidefanzhuizongfanghuoqiang。”


fujiuyezhoumei:“dazhidizhizainali?”


taxiangzhidaozheiwunianshenweiwandaodizangzainali,jurannengduoguotadezhuizong。


nanjinggangxiangshuohua,zhijianpingmuchediheile。


nanjingkuaisuqiediaoxinhao:“wufadingwei,bingqiewomendiannaobeiduifangheile。”


fujiuyechuimou:“nishishuo,duifangdejishubinigao?”


nanjingshiquanfangweirencai,jisuanjijishunengzaitazhishangde,bieshuowencheng,jiushiquanshijiedouwufazhaodaojige。


keshenweiwanshenbianqueyouzheiyangderencai。


nanjinggangayixiao:“ng,haoxianghaigaochubuzhiyixingbandian。”


fujiuyemiqiyanjing,touchuyisiweixian。


kanlaitayoubiyaohuaiyi,wunianqiandeshiqing,bushishenweiwanlinshiqiyi,ershichoumouyijiu。


taxianzaituranhuilai,nandaoshiweilehaisitamendeerzi?


fujiuyezhoushenhanqibiren:“shenweiwan,yuanlaiwohaishixiaokanlenideedu。”