第5章 不好惹

sanbaoyizhabuzhadikanzhehunshenfadoudewenxin,tahaoxiangchuanglehuole,shejimamigenqinshengdiedijianlemianzhihou,tashensejinghuang,mianseduocanbaia!

xiadaodatang,chuledianti,wenxinyijiuliangyanfazhidizouzhe。

“xinma,womenyaoganqupaixileba?xinma!”sanbaojiujiutaqunce,tixingdao。

“e!”wenxinzheicairumengchuxing,qianzheerzizhuanguoshen。

sanbaokandaoqiangshangdazhongdeshijian,youshuo:“huaile,womendepaoquwaijingdineibianbaodao!”

“aiyayaosile!chidaola!”wenxinjinghuzhe,daierzibatuijiupaochuqu。

liangmuzifeikuaishangleqizuoche,fengchidiancheganwanglizheibusuantaiyuandewaijingdi,zhaojuzudechangwubaodao,suijitahesanbaobeianpaiquhuazhuanghuanxifu。

zheierzhengjinzhangdipaizheyibuguzhuangwangju。

zhangdejingzhikeaidesanbaojintianxifenbijiaozhong,faneryanbushouchongdayiniangdewenxinzhiyouyilianggejingtoudexifen。

tashouxianpaiwanle,zouqushuyinxiazhanzhe,shoudaliangpengjinzhangdiyaowangshexiangquanlisanbaozouweishuotaici。

yuemobangexiaoshihou,fudaoyantaiqishoufasheng:“cut

!”biaoshizheiyitiaomanyishouhuo。

“xinma!”sanbaolikebenxiangwenxin。

“lai,hedianshui,wojinishanshan。”wenxinyoushidishuibeiyoushidiminidianfengshan,hainachuzhijinbangtacahan。

zheipianqudepaishegaoyiduanluo,juzuderenyuandoumangzhebandongxiyiqushaoyuandelingyitoubuzhichangjing。

fudaoyannazhejubenzouguolai,miaolemiaowenxinshifenqiangyandeshiyexian,zeze,meixiangdaoyanyiliangjijiusidiaodeyiniangjingyouzheiyangjingbaoshencai,zhenrangrenchuixiansanchi!

tashayoujieshidishuo:“wenxinshiba?nixiayijijiulinghefanle。

“zhidao,xiexietixing。”wenxinxiaozhediantou。

“nishisanbaodesheia?”fudaoyanyouwendao。

sanbaoqiangda:“tashiyanyuanjianwodejianhurenhejingjiren。”

fudaoyanyanliranlese,coujinwenxinerbian:“nijiahaizizhangdebucuoyouhenhuiyan,zheibuwangjubochuhoutayidingnengdahuo,wozaibatajieshaojigeludadaoyandehua,daoshihoujiexijieguanggaojiedaoshouruan,kannitingshangdaodejinwanjiulaifangjianzhaowo,nihesanbaoyihoudouguiwozhaozhe,wobaozhengmingtianjiujinimenlianggejiaxi。”

shuowan,tachenjishenshouxianglouzhuta,keshiyizhentianxuandizhuan:“a!”canjiaochusheng,zhenggerenbeiguojianshuaidaodishang!

zheishidewenxincaisuanjieleyidianqi,conglingchenxiaoneilishoudeqiquanqingxiedaofudaoyanshenshang,tayijiaocaizaitaduzishangburangpaqilai:“fudaoyanshiba?yankanshouwudongdedaolidongbudong?niganzaimanzuipenfenwonaxiedichouni!”

canjiaoshengjiawenxindehemasheng,jingdonglequanjuzuderen,gegedouzhandingkanrenao,zheifudaoyanrichangaizhannvqunyandebianyi,xianzaizailezhenshihuogai。

“xinma,xiaoduzhijincashoucaxiedi,miandenongzangle。”yipangdesanbaonazheyibaoshijinkuaibusongshanglai。

wenxinduisanbaoxiaoxiao,choulezhanglaizixicawanshouzaidiudaodishang,zheicaitaiqijiaolaicaijixiadangzuocaxiedi。

“nimenlianggebiedeyi!woyoudeshibanfazhengnimen!”paqishendefudaoyanzhizhetaliangweixiedao。

wenxinshuangshouhurou,yibububiguoqu:“niyaozhengwomen,neiburuwoxianzhengni,kanlaigangcaihaimeishuaigouafudaoyan,banishuaichengcanjile,wodabulejinqudunyiduanshijian,fanzhengyijingjijinjichuchengchangkele……”

fudaoyanmengdidengdashuangyan,tameiliaodaohuipengdaogeyingchaer!

sanbaoxiaoshoujugaogao,liangchuyizhiluyinbi:“woshuoxianzhushou,niduiwoxinmashuodeneixiehuabeiquanchengluleyin,niganzhengwomen,wojiubaluyinjiaojiyujihegouzimen,kandaoshihousheihuizaizheiquanlihunbuxiaqu……”

……

披萨店的外卖柜台。

wenxindianlelianggedapisa,tahaixiangdiankelehezhachibangdengxiaoshi,beisanbaolanzhe:“xinma,nimingtianyaopaixi,houtianhaiyaoqushijingde,buzhunchihuizhangpangdeshiwu!”

“hediankeleyepangbuleduoshao,wojiuheyibeixingma?”wenxinkuxiao。

tayiweiguanjiagongdabaobuzai,keyirenxingchihele,sheizhidaosanbaojiebangguanzheta!

sanbaobadiancanzhijiaojifuwuyuan,zhuanguoyansulian,baizheshouzhitougenwenxinshuo:“yikoudoubuxing,dagerangwoyanguanzheninde,ninyaoyangdage、erjie、wohaiyousibao,jiashangwaipoheyima,yijiaziqikouren,womensigexiongdijiemeiyaonianshushangxue,waipoheyimagesanchawuyaozhuyuanzhiliao,ninzhuandeqianbugouhuaxiaoa,weiyoujinyuquanshizhuanqianzuikuaide,ninzhangdeneimepiaoliang,yiqiandudeyoushiyixiao,buqudangyanyuanbailangfeitianranziyuan!”

wenxinhebudaokeleqichuhaiweiqudijuezhezuier,danshitingdaotazantapiaoliang,buyoudemeikaiyanxiao。

liunianxinku,rujinzhihuipiaojia。

dangshitagenleguimiliangyunqufguo,renshengdibushudequankaoliangyunheliangmamajiejiduri。

liangmamaerhunlaogongyexingwen,bingnianzaitaheliangyunshijinianyouqingyijitongxingwendeqingfen,suoxingshouletazuogannver。

bujiu,tafaxianzijihuaiyunle,erqieyishengshuohuaideshisanbaotai!dangshidajiadoubeihedao!

sangebaobaochusheng,liangmamakanzhehenshixihuan,jingchangheliangyunlunliuzhebangtadaiwa。

dangulvdaowenxincengjingbeirenzhuishaguo,erzheisangehaiziyoushengfubuxiang,parihouhuirelaiyidaduimafan,jingdajiazixishangliang,weiwentuoqijianhaishiyiliangmamahewenbobodemingyishouyanghaizimen,zaishouquanwenxinheliangyungongtongyongyoujianhurenshenfen。

houlai,liangmamahewenboboyoudaihuiyigefumushuangwangdenanwa,tamenshuozheishiyuanqindeguerguaikeliandeyaoshouyang,yaohaizimenyilvhantamenliangnainai、wenyeye、xinma、yunma。

gangshengjizuobaomadewenxindangjibiaoshijiangnanwashiruyichu,binganchushengshijianjihaizimenqiming,nanwajiujiaowendabao,ernverwenerbao,sanerziwensanbao,sinverwensibao,shunyingwenfangsibaodeyuyi。

zheimeyihuang,zhayanguoquliunian,yinweiwenboboyaohuiguokaigongchang,yushitamenjujiabanhuiguoneifazhan……

pisaxinxianchulu,dabaohoulinzou。

wenxinkaichehesanbaohuidaozuzhudefangzi。

“erbao,kuaichulai,qinyixiamamijiwodianzhengnengliang!”

“erjie,womenhuilaila,mailenizuiaichideliulianpisa——”

liangmuzifangxiadabaoxiaobao,jiaolejishengdoubujianyourenhuiying。

gujierbaoshizaigeyinfanglimianle,wenxinqudakaifangmen,guorankandaoerbaozai,tayigerenzaidanzheguzheng。

“xinma,erjiedanqindeshihoudoubulirende,womenbiedaraotaba。”sanbaolaoshenzaizaidishuo。