第1章
dongyangshizhongxin，yijiamingweiziluolandekafeitingli，jishipingmidekongjianbeianpaidejingjingyoutiao，ganganjingjing。
kafeitinglibingmeiyouduoshaoren，yigenianqingdenanzizuozaichuangbian，nanzishouzhongnazheyizhangzhaopian。
“meixiangdaolaotouzijiwozhaolezheimeyigepiaoliangdexifu！”haolangkanzhezhaopian，shouzhibuzijuedezaizhaopianshangmosuozhe。
zuoweidixiashijiezuifenglideyibajian，tajieshoulaotouerdejianyi，laidongyangchulejiejuexueshamingdanshangdenaxiegaisideshaxing，shunbianzailejietadeshenshidetongshi，zhaolaotoujitadelaoposhengjigetuzitusun。
“nijiushihaolang？”yimingshenchuanyundongzhuangdepiaoliangnvzizuozailetadeduimian。
“woshijiushiyangxuehua，woshibuhuigennijiehunde！”gangyizuoxialai，nvzijiupobujidaidekaikou
“你不是我老婆！”
“kuangqie，woduixiaohaizimuqianhaimeixingqu！”shuowan，haolangyanguangbuhuaihaoyidepielejiyan。
nvziganjuedaoduimiannanzideyanguang，lianyihong。“guanhaonideyanjing！”
“woyanjingtinghaoa！shilijueduimeiwenti。”haolangheiheiyixiao。
“ni**！”yangyuehuaqidehuazhiluanzhan。
zhei**lianpishizaitaihoule！
“yuehua！”zheishi，yizhenqinglingshengyindeshengyinturanconghoufangchuanlai，xiyinlehaolangdezhuyi。
yangxuehuayejiushitinghaochejiubimeimeichijinlaijifenzhong，meixiangdaojiuzheiyihui，meimeijiuheyigenanrenyijingzhengdemianhongerchi，taxinlidunganchayi。
nengbameimeiqidelianhongbozicudenanrenhaizhenmeijige！
haolangzhuanguoshenkanguoqu，zheiyikan，yanzhuziyixiazijiudengdalebushao。
我擦！
haolangyanzhongdenvren，chuanzhedanlansedetaozhuang，shencairehuo，roumeideheizhizhangfapisanzaishuangjian，zhenggerensanfachuyizhonggaolengyouyadeqizhi。
chuleqizhizhiwai，zuirehuodeshitayishuangwanmeidaojidiandebaixidazhangtuizaichaoduanqunxia，meizouyibu，doubieyoufengqing。
yangxuehuazhidaotawulunzoudaonalidouhuishoudaonanrendeguanzhu，danxianghaolangzheizhongchiguoguodemuguang，haishirangtaxinlishengtengqileyisibushufu。
“chouliumang！nikanshenmekan？”
“wolaopo，kanyixiazenmele？”haolangshuowanshenchushou，fazifeifudekuazandao，“woshihaolang，nilaogong！”
“chou**！biepengwojie！”yangyuehuamashangdadiaohaolangdeshou。
“yuanlainishiwolaopodemeimeia！”haolangyebuqinao，“xiaoyizi！nifangxin，wohuizhaoguhaonijiede！”
“wobuchengren！”yangyuehuadengletayiyan，“wojieyebuxihuannizheizhong**！”
“chizaodoushiyijiaren，jiubiezheimebiaoyangnijiefuwola！”
yangxuehuaheyangyuehuamantouheixian，meixiangdaoshijianjingyourucihouyan**zhiren。
“wobuguannigenwoyeyedachengshenmexieyi，danshiwohuibuchengrende！”yangxuehuakaikoushuodao。
meixiangdaozheizhong**zhitu，huishiyeyeweitazhaodeweihunfu，zaimeijiandaoshenlangzhiqian，yangxuehuayidushexiangpingyeyedeyanguang，duifangzhishaoshiyigeyouyadeshenshi，danxianzaijiandaole，tayixiazichedifangqilezijinaocanxiangfa。
zheinanrenhepiziliumangmeiqubie，genbenjiupeibushangziji。
“wokeshiqianlixunqi，wodechengyikeshimanmande！”shuowan，wangyangyuehuashenbiancouguoqu，
yangyuehuashentiwanghouyitui，duokaihaolangdekaojin，“zhiyaonidayingjiechuhunyue，wokeyijiniyibiqian，womenhubuganrao......”
yinweiaidejin，yangxuehuashenshangdetixiangjinrutadebikong。
“wei！niganshenmeni？”yangyuehuakandaohaolangjuranxiedutajiejie，qibudayichulai，zhijieshenshoutuikaita。
haolangtaishouyizhua，zhuazhuyangyuehuadeshou，“woshuoxiaoyizi，wokeshinijiefu，nikebuyaochenjizhanwobianyia？”
“shenme？nishuowochenjizhannibianyi？”yangyuehuaqidebuxing，shoubeizhuazaihaolangshouli，meibanfazhengtuo，“fangkai！”
haolangpiepiezui，fangkailezhuazhudeshou，“nandaobushima？niganggangchenwogennijieshuohuajiushenshouguolaimowo，yaobushiwoshandekuai，shuobudingwojiubeinidianwule。”
“ni！buyaolian！”yangyuehuazhenxiangchongshangqushalezheige**。
yangyuehuazenmeshuoyeshixuexiaolidebingxuenvwang，guaodejiuxiangyiduodaicidemeigui，jintianzheige**jingranqiderangtabiandehenbudebaozou，jintianzheishipengdaoduishoule。
yangyuehuayiguanjianchideshiyouchoubaochou，zheigenandetaikeele，tajueduibuhuifangguota！
yangyuehuaturanxiangdaoleshenme，zhanqishenzouxiangfuwusheng，“nimenheshaoyeni？wojiebeirensaoraole！tahaibukuailaiyingxiongjiumei！”
fuwushengmashanggoutuidequdadianhuale。
meiyihui，kafeitingwaibianjiutingxialaiyiliangbaoma，congcheshangxialaiyigechuanzheshishangdegaogenanzi。
nanrenlianshangdaizhecanlanhexudexiaorong，xianxianchujifenjunlangheshuaiqi，nanrenshenhouhaigenzheliangmingkuiwubaqidebaobiao，qichangshizu。
nanzidaizhebaobiaoyizoujinkafeiting，kandaochuangbiankazuozuozhedeyangxuehuayanqianyiliang，“xuehua，zhendeshinia！nilaihekafei？”
“ng，hepengyouguolaihebeikafei。”kandaoduifang，yangxuehuazhoulezhoumeitou，dandandehuidao。
“zheigekafeiguanshiwojiachanye，yaobuwomenyihuiqubaoxianghaohaoliaoliao？”nanrenshuodao。
“bubile。”yangxuehuajujue。
“neiyihuiwomenyiqixiaoye？”nanrenjixujinbi。
“buyongle！womashangjiuzoule！”yangxuehuazhanqishen，congbaolitaochuqianfangzaizhuozishang，zaicijujue。
hehaodongtankaishuangbeijiangyangxuehualanzhule，“yaobu，wosongnihuiquba？”
shuozheyanshenyizhifangzaiyangxuehuadexiongkou。
suiranlaoposhencaihenyoukantou，danshizheihuigongranbeizheizhongselanggongransaorao，haolangzenmekenengfangrenbuguan。
mashangdangzhuhehaodongdeshixian，lenglengdeshuoshengdao，“wei，xiaozi，kanshenmekan？nidanzibuxiao，talaogonghaimeisini？”
hehaodongshiyeshouzu，zheishicaikandaodangzaitayanqiandenanren，yanguangyileng，“**deshishei？”
haolangpaizhezijidexiongfu，“woshitalaogong！”
haolangyikouyigelaogong，handejiqishunkou，rangyangxuehuaqiaolianyihong。