第5章 没文化的土包子

di5zhangmeiwenhuadetubaozi

不到三天时间。

huolaotaitainadaoqinyandesuoyouziliao,suiranshaodekelian,queshibataqilegebansi。

“zheijichuantingshizhendemeibawomenhuojiafangzaiyanli!neinvrenchoujiusuanle,jingranliangaozhongdoukaobushang!zheibujiushigemeiwenhuadexiangxiatubaozima!”

zheihui,songqiaowenyeyakouwuyan。

bijingqinyanzheitiaojian......shushishiwuruhuojiamenmeile。

huolaotaitaipaianerqi,“qu!zhaojigerenbaneigechoubaguaidaishang!genwoyiqiquyitangqinzhai!”

yucitongshi,qinzhailiderenhaibuzhidaofengyujiangzhi。

“chuanting,nikanwojinichudezhuyihaoba?wojiushuohuojianeigexiazimeizigetiao,womensongshenmerenguoqu,tamendouhuizhaodanquanshou。”

liumenghenshideyi,“wohaibaozhuzanmenqiaoqiao,yitaneiguzijilingjinger,jianglaikendingnengjiajihaorenjialaibangchenwomen。”

jichuantingkanletayiyan,buzhikefou。

zheijitiantadouyouxiexinshenbuning,zongjuedezheijianshimeizheimerongyijieshu。

buguo,huojianeibianshizhongmeixiaoxi,nandaozhenderuliumengsuoyan,huojiahuichilezheigeyabakui?

......

jichuantingzheifenjiaoxing,henkuaijiubeibusuzhikedapo。

yongrenqianjiaolaibao,huolaotaitaihoujiaojiulingzherenchuangjinketing。

huolaotaitailaishixiongxiong,“jichuanting,nijiwoyigejiaodai!”

jichuantingyiyankanjianbeibaobiaokouzheshuangshoudeqinyan,xinlianjiaobuhao。

tahuangmangyingleshangqu,“huolaotaitai,nin......ninzheishizuoshenme?womenyouhuahaohao......”

“wogennimeishenmehaohuayaoshuo!”

huolaotaitaitaishoushiyi,shenhoubaobiaolimajiangqinyantuidaogenqian。

qinyanyigelieju,guyishuaidaozaijichuantinggenqian,shuangshouwuzhelianchuoqi,yagenmeirenkanjiantachunbianqiangrendetouxiao。

jintianzheichuxi,taqidaiyijiu!

“jichuanting,nikezhenyoubenshi,qiaoqiaonisongdaowomenhuojiaderenshishenmeyangzi!nizheishicunxinwuruwolaotaipoma?”

huolaotaitailiansetieqing,“jintianwohuajiuliaozheile,yaomehaicaili,yaomebajikeqiaojiaochulai!buranwojiuxianlezheiqinzhai!”

jianqingkuangbumiao,liumengjimangshangqian,“laotaitai,shiwomenjiaxiaoyandezuininlema?tahaixiao......”

“呸!”

zhengzaiqitou,huolaotaitaiyegubushangguiju,“biebaguocuotuidaotashenshang,fenmingshinimenguyiyaoexinhuojia!zhendangwolaotaipohutule?shifeidoufenbuqingleshima?”

“这......”

liumengyiye,huitouxiangjichuantingtouquqiuzhudemuguang,kebunengranghuolaotaitaidaizoujikeqiaoa!

jichuantingmianlunanse,zhengyouyuzhexiangkaikou。

huolaotaitaiqueshishiqunaixin,lishengxialing,“qu,bajikeqiaojiwozhualai!”

meiyihui,liangmingbaobiaojiangjikeqiaodaidaoketing。

jikeqiaoyibianzhengzha,yibianchezhesangzihan:“yaowojiajineigefeiwuxiazi,wohaiburusilesuanle!”

“啪!”

huolaotaitaiyigeerguangshanxiaqu,jikeqiaodangjimengle。

“nisuanshenmedongxi?jichuantingshoulehuojiadecaili,nijiushiwomenhuojiaderen,nidiemameibanijiaoyanghao,jiuyouwolaidailao!”

huolaotaitaiqidesangyindouzaidou,“jiusuanwochenershiming,yelunbudaonilaishuosandaosi!pingnizheizizhi,nenghuojiademen,doushiniqianbeizixiulaidefuqi!”

“huolaotaitai,shiqingnaodaozheiyibu,woyebupasipolianpigennilundaoliangjule。”

liumenglengxiaoyisheng,yinyangguaiqidao:“huozechenyigexiazi,nengqudaoqinjiazhenzhengdeqianjin,neicaijiaomendanghudui,ninyouyoushenmezigexianqi?”