第3章 给叔叔推销未来老婆

wunianhou,jinchengguojijichang。

yigewuguanjingzhi,quenanyantuosuqizhidenvzituizhexinglichezouchulai,qingkejianbianxiyinlezhouweiyizhongjingyandaliangdemuguang。

youqishixinglicheshang,haizuozhegeyangwawabandexiaoluoli,shenchuan**depengpenggongzhuqun,touzhagongzhubian,heiputaobandedayanjingjingliangyoushen,bushidizuoguyoupan,yudaoyourenpaizhao,haihuipeihediyangqixiaolian,huowaizhenaodaibaichuzaoxing,guaiqiaotaoxideyangzi,zhijiemenghualeyi**ren。

bushaoyouyuzheyaobuyaoyanghaizideluren,zhijiejiangertaijihuatishangricheng。

“mami!zheilijiushinidejiaxiangma?”

xiaoluoliyangmiankanxiangmami,shuilinglingdeyanjinglimanshiduixinshiwudexingqu。

“shia!qianjinxihuanzheigedifangma?”

“喜欢!”

kangqianjinyonglidiantou:“zhiyaoyoumamizaidedifang,wodouxihuan!”

xiaoluolizuitiandehongren,kangjiarenkanzhezheiyangdenver,xinzhongdemougedifangyufarouruanlejifen。

kangjiarenchuimou,muguangwenroudikanzhenver。xinliyimanletengai,dangniantabeisuanjishishen,youbeiganchujiamen,zoutouwuluxiaxuanzeyuanzoutaxiang,quezailikaijinchenghoubujiubeigaozhihuaiyun,xueyuandejibanrangtashebudefangqizheiyangyigeshengming。

suoyijijingjiujieyihou,daoditahaishibahaizishenglexialai。

zheiwunianlai,kangjiarenbuzhiyicideqingxingtazuoleduidexuanze,fouzezheijinianzaiguowaikukuzhengzha,mopagundadehuianshiguang,zhenbuzhidaogairuheduguo。

haozaizheiyiqiekutongjiannandouyijingguoqu,tayezaoyibushidangnianneigeqingxinnanrenyumeimei,renrennaniedekangjiarenle。

rujintaniepanguilai,dangchuneixieshanghaixiurutaderen,jiubiranyaofuchudaijia。

qiazaizheishi,fangzaibaolidedianhuaxiangleqilai。

kangjiarennachudianhua,duizuozaixinglicheshangdenverdingzhudao。

“mamijiegedianhua,nibunengluanpaozhidaoma?”

“fangxinbamami!wobuhuiluanpaode!”

kangqianjinpaizhexiongfubaozheng。

“真乖!”

dedaonverdebaozheng,kangjiarenyangkaixiaoyan,molemoqianjindetou,zheicaizoudaoyipangjiedianhua……

kangqianjinzuozaixinglicheshang,baiwuliaolaidihuangzheshuangjiao,bushipeihezhepaitaderenbaigezaoxing,qingkejianbuzhidaoyoufuhuoleduoshaoshushuayidefangxin。

turan,renqunchuxiansaodong。

“kuaikan!fuyanchenchulaile!”

……

simianbafangchuxiandenianqingxiaoguniang,fenfenmubiaoyizhidiwangtongdaokouyongqu,zuilihaibutingdihanzhelaogong。

kangqianjinxunshengwangqu,zhenghaokandaozhuantaichuzouchulaiyixingren。

weishoudenanrengaodashuaiqi,yishenjiancaihetidechunshougongdingzhixizhuangguofuzheqizhangdeshenqu,junmeiwuchoudelianwanrushendi,sanfazhejurenqianlidejinguiqixi。

pangbianhaigenzhegeshuangshouchadoudesuoxiaobanxiaonanhai,mianwubiaoqing,shengrenwujin。

kanzhezheiyidayixiao,genianlingduantongchidefuziliang,zhanzaiyuandidejiweiyihunfunv,renbuzhuxinshenggankai。

“yaobushuowodangchuyanguanghaoni!tongyangshiqisuihaizidefuqin,wolaogongpijiududouchulaile,fuzonghaishiyidiandoumeibian!kanyiyanjiurangrenxinchaopengpai!”

“buguonishuoneihaizidemuqinshisheini!erzizhangdezheimehaokan,muqindeyanzhiyidingbuhuicha!”

“kongpazheiwentigujifuzongzijidouxiangzhidao,jushuoqinianqian,zheigehaizishibeirensixiasongdaofushijituan。gujishishenmesishengzi,yaoshiqiannvyoushengde,yinggaibuyongzheimemafancaidui!”

zhengliaotiandelianggeren,sheiyemeiyouzhuyidao,yuanbenzaixinglicheshanghuangjiaodexiaojiahuo,bujianle。

fuyanchengangcongguowaiganhuilai,meizouviptongdao。

suishixiananpailebaobiao,danhaishidigulenvyoufendekuangre,kanzheneijiangtongdaoweideshuixiebutongderenqun,fuyanchenjianmeiweining,tongshifaxianshenbianyizhigenzhezijidemoudaosuoxiaoshenyingbujianle。

“fujingxirenni?”nanrenkaikou,shengxianlengmojurenqianlizhiwai。

yipangdezhulizhouzheyanyeheleyitiao,zheixiaoshaoyejiushiaiwan,yigezhayandegongfujiubujianrenle,yaoshirenaolezheizunyanwangye,houguokebushinaozhewande。

“baoqianfuzong,wozheijiuquzhaoren!”

zhulimengangliquzhaohaizi,jiuzaizheishi,fuyanchenganjuezijidekutuibeirenzhuailezhuai。

taditou,yigezhangxiangjingzhideruannuoxiaobudianjinrushixian。

kangqianjinyangzhelian,yangchutianzhenwuxiedexiaoyanwen:“shushu,niyinggaimeiyoulaopoba?”

fuyanchenweiweicumei,lengdandeyizhanglianshangxieweibianhua。

yigesuweimoumiandexiaonvhai。

tadao:“xiaopengyou,jiarenmeigaosuni,buyaosuibianhemoshengrenshuohuadema?”

xiangshiganshoubudaofuyanchendejujue。

kangqianjinruanzheshengyinshuo:“wocaishushukendingmeiyou,neizheiyangba,nikanwomamizenmeyang?tabujinzhangdepiaoliang,eryishiyijia,zuizhongyaodeshi,niyaoshihetajiehundehua,jiuhuiyouyigexiangwozheimekeaiyouguaiqiaodenvere!”

“shinimamarangnilaide?”fuyanchenwen。

“bushie,shiwozijiyaolaide,woxiangjishushutuixiaoyigeweilailaopo,jueduichaozhie!”

fuyanchenjinminzhebochun,kanzheyanqianxiaomengbao,yanmoushenchen。

yequeshihuiyouxienvren,weilexiyintadezhuyi,lianhaizidouliyong。danzheigehaiziquemomingburangtajuedeyanfan,xiangfan,tashuilinglingdekeaimoyangmomingtingzhaorenxi,erqiemeiyanjian,zongrangrenjuedeyouzhongshuxigan。

buzhidaoweishenme,tajingjuedezheigehaizizhangdeyoudianxiangziji。

fuyanchenturanduineiweicengmoumiandenvren,lailejifenxingqu,tiaoletiaomei。

“那你妈咪呢?”

“啊!”

kangqianjinjinghuyisheng,houzhihoujuedifaxian,tahaoxiangwanglemamidedingzhu,luanpaobamamigaodiule。

chenmoliangmiao,fuyanchennandenaixindidunxiashen,“zheiyangba,wosongniquqiantaijiedaichu,nizaineidengmama,xingma?”

“neishushuhuipeiqianjinyikuaidengmamima?”

“嗯。”

fuyanchenbuduoyan,qianzhetawangqiantaizou。

meijibulu,kangqianjinhuranshenchuxiaomengshou,zhizheyigefangxiangdao:“shushu!neigejiushiwomama,nikantahaobuhaokan?”

fuyanchenchaozhetashouzhifangxiangkanqu,rumudeshiyidaoxianshoushenying,zhengshensejiaojizhexunzhaozheshei。

zaikandaoduifangneizhanglianshi,fuyanchenjiaobuweidun,wannianbubiandelengdanmianrongshanghuaguoyimoanhen。

那个女人。

neizhanglian,juranhetaerzifujingxiyoubafenxiangsi!