第3章 送你们结婚大礼!

bazhaopianfasongwanbihou,shunbianzaiduanxinshangwenlegandieyiju:“zheigenanrenweishenmegenwozhangdeyoudianerxiangsi?”

xuanjizaidulilelizijidexiaolingjie,luziyanyoujixucaokongqiyaokongfeijilai。

德国。

manshijunnanjingnvdeshatanshangchengzheyizhizheyangsan,sanxiatangzheyiweizhangxianghunxuedenanzi,yitouliangyandeheisezhangfabanzhazhe,lianshanghaidaizheyifukuandadechasemojing。

cikedetazhengzaihaitanshangyouzaiyouzaidixinshangzhexiyangdeyuhui,shouzhongyibeihongjiuhuanglaihuangqu,rensizuisixing,yilianqieyi。

hude,dingdongyisheng,shoujixiangqi。

shiganerziluziyanjitafalaidecaixin。

zhikanleyiyan,nanrenlianseweibian。

……

hualimenghuandedatingli,hunlizhengzaijinxing。

wutaishangdedapingmulizhengzaibofangzhexinlanghexinniangyiluzoulaidelianaidiandi。

erpingmuxiafangdelinyinanyishenheisexizhuang,zhangshenyuli。

wensimanzechuanzheyixijiebaidehunsha,jingzhijiaohaodemianrongshangmanshixingfudeweixiao,liangrenzhanzaiyiqijianzhijiushiwangziyugongzhudejiehe,lingdixiazhongrenxinxianbuyi。

jiuzailiangrenhuxiangjiaohuanjiezhideshihou,congchangwaituranfeijinsijiayaokongfeiji,bansuizheyidaoqingliangdenvsheng,“jiexialaishiwosongjixinlangxinniangdejiehundali!”

huayinyiluo,bianjianweishoudeyaokongfeijidingduandehongdengzhouranliangqi,touxiangyiranheilededapingmu。

zhongrendingjingkanqu,quezaixiayikeliansedabian。

zhijianpingmuli,wensimanheyigedafubianbiandizhongniannanrenzhengaimeidejiuchanzhe。

nannvdechuanxishenghuanraolezhengzuodating,yindemanzuohuaran。

neigezhongniannanren,bierenburenshi,linyinanqueshiqingchudehen。

jiushizijixinxidetouzishangwuzong!

yiduanshipinkandeyizhongbinkedadieyanjing,kanxiangwensimandeyanshenquandouzaizheiyikebianleyang。

“tianna,yuanlaixinniangzaojiubeizhexinlangchuguile。”

“linzongzheicikezhenshidailehaodayidinglvmaozia!”

ermeitimenzebuxianshiduo,fenfenjuqishexiangjizhuapai。

wensimanzaoyihedelianshangxuesejinshi,jinjindezhuazhulinyinandeshou,yibianyaotoufouren,yibiankudelihuadaiyudiaiqiudao。

“bu!zheibushiwo……bushiwo,yinan,nitingwoshuo,zheixieshipindoushijiade!nibiekanle!nibuyaoxiangxinzheixie,yidingshiyourenguyixiangyaoxianhaiwo!yourenjiduwo!yinan,woduiniyixinyiyi,nishizhidaode,nihuixiangxinwodeduibudui?”

tazenmeyemeixiangdaozheimejiudeshipinjingranhaihuibeirenjiwachulai。

zheishi,gangcaineidaonvshengyoucongyaokongfeijilixiangqi,jijinchaofeng:“xinniangxianbiejizhejieshima,yiqiedouhaimeijieshuni!”

jiezhe,youshiyiduanaimeideshipinbeifanglechulai。

jingranshizaizhunxinnianghunqiandeshihou,erqiedidianhaishizaicheli。

bansuizheyizhenzhenbuyashengyindeliuchu,haiyouwensimantaohaonanrendeshengyin:“wuzong,nidayingwodezuijianvzhujiaojiang,kebiewangle。”

“zhiyaonijintianbawosihouhaole,shenmejiangdoushinide!”

kanwanzheixieshipin,linyinandelianseyijingheidaolejidian,yanzhonghuaguodenuyilingrenbuhanerli。

tayizhiyiweiwensimangenyulequanqitanvrenbuyiyang,zuishichunzhenwuxie,kemeixiangdao,xianshiquehenhendejiletayibazhang。

“wensiman,nizenmezheimeexin!”

wensimankuzheqiangxinglazhulinyinandeshoujieshidao:“yinan,woqiuqiunile,nixiangxinwohaobuhao,zheixiedoushijiade!wozenmehuipiannini!wozheimeaini!”

linyinanlenglengdekanzheta,zhijuedeyanqiandenvrenjiuxiangyituanbingjunban,lingrenwubiexin。

tayilianxianedeshuaikaitadeshou:“gun!”

wensimanshuaizaidishang,manlianshilei,hunshenlangbei。

“ai?wensiman,xiangnizheizhongweileliyi,keyihaisihaoguimi,pashangtaweihunfuchuangdenvrenyepeishuoaima?”

turan,gangcaidenvshengzaidatinglixiangqi。

众人连忙循声望去。

zhijiandatingmenkouzhengkuankuanzoulaiyigexingganmeilidenvren,yifukuandadeheisemojing,zhezhuletadedabanzhanglian。

nvrenchuanzheyishenheisedexiushenzhangqun,xiongqianbiezheyiduobaihua,toushanghaidaizheyigeheiselimao,zidaiyigulengyanqizhi。

yixiheisezhuangban,haidaizhexiaohua,yuhunlixiqingdexianchanggegeburu,shunjianxiyinlezaichangbinkedezhuyi。

底下一片议论纷纷。

naihenvrendeqichangtaiguoqiangda,zhongrenmianmianxiangqu,zidongtuibidaoliangbian,jitarangchuyitiaolulai。

nvrenjingzhizoudaotaiqian,zhaidiaomojing,jingzhimeilidelianshang,fuxianzheyimoqianchaodexiaorong。

“haojiubujianaerwei,jinimenzhunbeidejiehunliwu,haimanyima?”

danglinyinankandaoyanqianzheizhangkuobielewunian,tayiweiyijingsiledenvrendelianshi,beihedebuqing。

“luxiyu……shini,bu……bukeneng……zheibukeneng!nibushiyijingsilema?”

eryipangdewensimanzaoyizhenjingdaoshuobuchuhualaile。

shiluxiyu!napashaochenghuitadourenshi!

ketabushizaojiuyinggaisizaiwunianqianjingshenbingyuandeneichangdahuolilema?

kexianzai,tafeidanmeisi,haihuoshengshengdichuxianzaitamenmianqian?

jingchayishunhou,wensimanlimamingbaileyiqie,jingjiaodao,“yinan,shita……shitazuode,tameisi,tahaihuozhe,tajiushixianglaipohuaiwomendehunli……”

“luxiyu,nijiujingxiangganshenme?”

linyinandeliansehennankan,xianranhaimeixiaohualuxiyumeiyousidexinxi。

luxiyuxiaoyeruhua,yanzhongdechaofengyiweishizu:“dangranshitedilaijilinzonghewenxiaojiesonghelide!gangcaideliwuyaoshibumanyidehua,buyaoji,zheilihaiyou!”

lengxiaozhepailepaizhang,bianyouyixingrentaizheyigedongxizoulejinlai。

kandaoneigedongxi,linyinandelianseyijinglengdaolejidian,jiuchabaofale。

zhijianneixingrenjingshitaizheyipaihuaquanzoujinlai,zhengqihuayidifangzailedatingdeliangbian,youqishihuaquanshangdewanlianshanghaixiezhezhufutamenjiehundehua,wubidezhayan,rangrenxianghushidounan。

nayourenjiehunsonghuaquande?

meitimenkakadijiupaixialezheiyimu,zaichangbinkedeyilunshenggengdale,zheiyiqiedouranglinyinandiujinlelianmian。

“luxiyu!ni!ni!lairena,jiwobazheigenvrenzhuaqilai!”

shenhoudeyizhongbaobiaolikeyuguanerchu,chaoluxiyuweilongguolai。

luxiyuyangleyanghuohongdechunban,mozheerduolidelanyaerjidao:“erzi,daonichuchangle。”

“hao!mami,kanwode!”

luziyankuaisuanxiayaokongqishangdeyigebiaoyouzhandoumoshideanjian,“xiaoxing,rangtamenzheiqunloserjianshiyixiawomendelihai!”

xuanji,bianjianyuanbenpanxuanzaikongzhongdesijiayaokongfeijihuranfensanduixing,chaorenqunlifeiqu。

yibianfei,haiyibianfashechunanwendeqiti,dunshizhenggedatingbeigaodewuyanzhangqi,yezheyanleluxiyusuozaideweizhi。

baobiaomenmangbudiedihuiqishouzhongdejinggun,xiangyaodaxiazheijijiaaishideyaokongfeiji,quebeipohetazaiyipianyanwudanzhongzhuoqilemizang。

bansuizheyidaojixiehuadeshengyin,yijiwuwawuwadicierjinshushengdexiangqi:“haiyoushimiaokaiqibaozhamoshi,shi、jiu、ba……”

什么?爆炸?

yimiaohou,renqunkaishihunluan,jianjiaoshengciqibifu。

jindaozheiyimu,luxiyuananzaixinlijizijiaerzidianlegezan。

梓言,yyds!

jiudiandatingli,zaiyipianhunluandihuanjingzhong,queshizhongyouyigenanrenzuozaiyuanwei,kuiranbudong!