第1章 想当我妈咪,门都没有!

“baobei,nihaotian……”

heianzhong,nanrenanyacixingdeshengyinzuanjinsuciyuedeerzhong。

yanjingshangmengzheheisedechoudai。

shijuebeiboduolezhihoushentideganguangengjiamingan,tasesuozheshenzi,ganshouneiguduntong。

“乖,换个姿势。”

……

suciyuemengdizhengkaiyanjing,yitoudelenghan。

wunianguoqule,weishenmetahaishihuimengdaoneiyiwan?

qishenquweishengjianpulebalian,qinliangdeyetirangtashunjianqingxing。

taduanqishuibeixialoudaoshui。gangzoudaoloutikou,jiutingdaoketinglijianruidenvshengchuanlai,

“ba!wobuyaojia——!”

“qinjiasanyeyoulaoyouchou,wunianqianshaoshanghuironghougengshixinliniuqu,douwansilianggenvrenle,nimenrangwojiajita,bushibawowanghuokenglituima?”

“yaojiayeyinggaishisuciyuejiaguoqu!fanzhengtalianhaizidoushengguole!jingyanfengfu!jiajineilaobiantaiyebukui!”

“沫沫!”

fuqinsujinchenglishenghezhuta,“yueershinijiejie!”

suciyueliansecangbai,yaoyaoyuzhui。

sumoyaoya,shengyinlidoudailekuqiang,“ba,wocaishinideqinshengnver,tasuciyuebuguojiushiyigedangchugenwobaocuodeyehaizi,wotitaguoleshibanianqiongkunliaodaodeshenghuo,xianzaijiushirangtatiwojiagerenzenmele?zheishitayinggaizuode!”

“是啊。”

yipangdechenfangyelianmangdaqiang,“laogong,momokeshiwomendeqinshengnver,wokebushederangtajiajiqinsanyeneiyangdenanren。zaishuo,womenyangleyueerershisannianle,tayegaihuibaowomenle。”

shuowan,yijiasankouyiqitaitou,tongshikanzhezhanzaierloudesuciyue。

suciyueniezheshuibeidezhijieweiweifanbai。

她明白了。

wunianqian,zicongsumobeidaihuilaideneiyikekaishi,tasuciyue,jiuyijingshigewairenle。

rujinsujiaxiangyaopanfuqinjia,youbushedesumo,zhinengxishengdiaota!

tashenhuleyikouqi,xialounaguozhihebi,ziguzidixiexialejixingwenzi,dao,“rangwodaitisumojiaren,baodanimensujiadeyangyuzhien,wokeyitongyi。danbixushuoqingchu,zheicishiqingzhihou,woyunimensujiayiqiecheping,wosuciyuezaiyebuqiannimenshenme,yihoushaozaiyongshenmeyangyuzhienlaibiwozuoshi!”

shuowan,tadongzuoliluodiqianshangzijidemingzi,zhuanshenshanglou。

sujinchengzhoumei,naqineizhangzhitiao,zhijianshangmianmingmingbaibaidexiezhe:

suciyuetisumojiaren,ershisannianyangyuzhienliangqing。

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santianhou,suciyuebeidaidaoleqinjia。

duifangmeiyouzhijiehetalingzheng,ershiyaotaxianzhujinqinjiadebieshu,jieshoukaoyan。

qinsanyezairongchengquanshitaotian,jishirongchengmeiyoujigerenganjia,danrenjiaqinsanyeyebushishenmerendouhuiqude。

sujinchengjisuciyuedeminglingshi,bixutaohaoqinsanye,rangtaquleziji,jisushijituanzhuzi。

夜。

suciyueanjingdizuozaiwoshili,dengzheneigenanrendelailin。

“pa——!”diyisheng,bieshulishunjianheilexialai,tingdianle。

suciyuedeshenzibennengdizhandouleqilai。

她怕黑!

wunianqianneigewanshangzhihou,tazaiyebuganduzimianduiheian,lianshuijue,douyaozaichuangtoukaiyizhanxiaoyedengcainengxinan。

wunianlaidiyicimianduiheian,haishizaizheigemoshengdedifang,dangnianneizhongzhixidelveduoganpumianerlai,suciyuexiayishidibaozhuxigai,zaiheianzhongsesefadou。

yinweitaiguokongju,tashenzhidoumeifaxian,fangjiandemenbeidakaile。

heianzhong,youshenmedongxinuodongzheguolai,fushangletadeshou。

zhanniyoubingliangdedongxizaisuciyuedeshoushangcengaceng。

suciyuedunshiliansecanbai,hunshendexueyedousihuninggule。

tajianjiaoyisheng,shenzimengdihoutui,zuihoujibeizhijiezhuangshanglebinglengjianyingdeqiangbi,tengdechadianyunguoqu。

keheianzhong,neiyituanbumingshengwuyouchaozhetapaleguolai。

yinyacucaorupomumenkaiqideshengyinxiangqi,“laopo,wodelaopo……woshinilaogonga……”

suizheshengyindexiangqi,“pa”diyisheng,fangjiandedengshunjianquandouliangle。

suciyuezhongyukanqinglemianqiandeneiyi“tuan”dongxishishenme。

shiyigemianrongkebudenanren!

huoxu,douchengbushangshiren……

tashenxinggoulou,xianggezhuru,lianshoujiaodoushiheihuhudeyituo,fenbuqingguanjie。

nanrenguozheyupao,zhengpazaichuangbian,zhengzheneishuangheidongdongdeyanjingkanta。

而他的那张脸……

yijingbunengchengzhiwei“lian”le,tadelianshangzonghengjiaocuozhegezhongshangba,wuguanniuqu,xiangshicongdiyulipachulaideegui!

“啊——!”

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neinanrenheiheiheidixiaoleqilai,“laopo,nibiehaipa,kuailaigenlaogongqinqin——”

苏辞月快要疯了!

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“hahahahahaha——”

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tacongchuangshangxialai,xingfendipaodaoxiaoshufang,“ge,woyouhepaoleyige!”

xiaoshufangli,hetazhangdeyimoyiyangdelingyigexiaonanhaidizhetouzuozaidengxiakanshu,“e。”

xiaobaozibugaoxingle,yi**zuodaoxiaoyizishang,“ninengbunengduoguanxinyixiadiedia,tamingmingkangjuhenvrenjiechu,yeyefeiyaojitaanpaiweihunqi,zheidoushidisangele。”

xiaonanhaidandanditailemei,bazhangdadexiaolianshangshihetanianlingbufudechengshu,“ng。”

小包子:“……”

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