第6章 不找二婚的

shentangshuwanyehuiwujiushuile,jihudaodiertianxiawucaixing。

wangzhechuangtoulanganshangguazhedeyishan,shentangbujingtanlekouqi,kanlaishihuibuqule。

zouchufangjian,rumudebianshiyizhanghongsezhuxihuaxiang,xiamianfangzheyizhangmuzhuo,baifangzhechahutangcibei,zhengzhongyanghaiyouyizhangzhangfangxingdahongmuzhuo。

xiaoyijiazhudeshipingfang,yigongsigefangjian,zhongjianshitangwuhechufang。

yuanshenpingrilizhiyoufangjiadeshihoucaihuilaizheilizhushangyitian。

jiantaxingle,zhoulingshangqianmolemotadeetou,jiantabushaolecaifangxinxialai。

zaoshangyouxianchengdereshui,xiaoyiyoubuxiguandazaotang,jiuzaijialiyonghongzhuanqilegexizaodexiaogejian,bujinxizaofangbian,xiyifuyefangbian。

dengtaxiwanzaojiangyifuxihaoliangshai,zhoulingbiannalegerelexujiuderoubaozijitadiandianduzi。

shentangpisanzhetoufajingjingdezuozaimenkou,qinglijuesederongyanchenyuanzimantangshenghui。

xushiyinweiroubaozitaixiang,zaiyuanziliwannibadexiaobiaomeimaizhexiaoduantuicongtashenbianshibushijingguo,meicijingguodouyanleyankoushui,haitoumosongzhebizi。

zheisansuixiaonaiwahaitinggaoxiao。

“红梅,过来。”

xiaojiahuolikediudiaoshouzhongpowan,dadadepaoleguolai,angzhenaodaigundongzhehoulong,shijingbayanjingcongtashouzhongdebaoziyikai。

“叫俺干啥?”

shentangjiangbaoziliderouxianfenledianchulai,didaotazuibian。

xiaojiahuokoushuidouliuchu,yebuwangzaoshangzhoulingdedingzhu:“wobuchi,mashuole,zheigebaozishijijiejiede,wodeyijingchiguole。”

shentangweiweijingya,zheixiaohaihaitingyouzizhili。

“shentangmeizi,nibinghaole?”

waimianzhangshenzitizhecailanziluguo,shentangjianlelimaodehanleshengshenzi。

zhangshenziqiaojianzhengzailiukoushuidexiaoyatou,xiaozhezoujinlai:“hongmei,nimani?”

“zaiwuli。”xiaojiahuonaishengnaiqidao。

zhangshenziyanjingyizhuan,yadishengyin:“meizi,shenzizaijinijieshaoyigeduixiangba,wokannizheimexihuanxiaohai,zhenghaoduifangjialiyousigewawa,nianlingyejiubinidaleshisui,zhangdehehanyingzhangchabuduo,jiushibihanyingzhangailedian,dankendingbihanyingzhangyouyanguang。”

shentangtingdemeitouzhizhou,takebuxiangdangrenhouma,neimeduohaizizheixiyizuofandoudeleisi。

kankantajiaxiaoyi,qingjiayitian,congzaomangdaowan,meiyiketingde。

buguodaodishiyuanshenzijishuoyaozhaoerhunde,shentangyemeifapiqi,haoshenghaoqidejujue。

“woxianzaibuxihuanxiaohaile,wocaishibani,haishizhaogetouhundeba,rangshenzifeixinle。”

zhangshenzibingbuzhidaoshentangjialibeijing,ketingshuozhoulingyuanlaishilaodizhudenver,jialirendoubeipidouchengleguojielaoshu,tagujizheshentangyinggaiyeshiweiletaobixiafangcailaitoukaodezhouling,xinlidunshijiubushufule。

tajieshaodehaodaiyeshijunguanni,yaobushikanshentangzhangdepiaoliang,takebuganjiangyouchengfenderenjiajieshaoguoqu。

“bushishenzishuoni,nixianzaimingshengbutaihao,nengzhaodaogedainihaodenanrenjiubucuole,nvrenbieneimetiao,yuetiaoyuejiabuchuqu。”

shentanghaimeishuohuani,huranqiaojianwaimianzoulaileyiren。

nanrenshoulitizherou,meiyanshensuijinshidanmodelengyi。

“zhangshenniyaoshixihuanerhunde,gaitianrangninverjiaguoqubujiudele,renjiashentongzhiyouzhoushenhefangzhengweicaoxinni。”

zhangshenxinxudehen:“shiheyingzhanga,nizayoulaizhouzhurenjia?buguonishigenanren,ziranbudongnvrendeshi,renjiashentangmeizijiuxihuanzheizhongerhundaiwade,wozheibushiguzhetadexinsima?”

shentangbeitashuodexinliqihuhude,kepianpianzheishiyuanshenzuodenie,tazenmebianjierenjiajiushibuxin!

hexupieletayiyan,xiaoguniangqidetoufadouyaozhale,lengshibendeyijudouduibuchu。

啧,蠢蛋。

“zhangshenzizhenshizhurenweile,buguowojidenimeicijieshaochenggongdouyaozhuangejikuai,zheizhongxingweisuanbusuantoujidaobaa?”

zhangshenyanshenpiaohu,jinzhangdao:“heyingzhangnikebiewumiewo,wozheisuanshenmetoujidaoba,wojiushirexinledian,bujieshaojiubujieshaoma,shijianbuzaole,wohaiyoudimeifan,bugennimenshuole。”

shuowan,xiangshiyourenzaipiguhoumianzhuiside,yixiazijiumeilezongying。

shentangmeirenzhuliezuixiaolexia。

hexuxieniguoqu,xiaogunianglianshangdexiaoshunjianbeihedeshoulian。

“怂包。”

xiangqizuoyeneigeyinidemeng,hexushenseweibian。

zhenshixielemenle,tajingranduigeyoubenyousongderuanbaozifaleqing!

shentangerjiandongledong,tingdaotalengchidehua,bufuqidemolemoxiaohuya。

hongchunyibie,shengyinyadejihujibukewen:“nicaisong。”

zhengqiao,xiaoyizhoulingcongchufangchulai,qiahaokandaoshentanglianshangdeyouyuan。

taxiaozhemata:“nihaibufuqi?haohaodeguniangfeidezhaoerhundaihaizide,jiejietamenyaoshizhidao,tuijinidaduan。”

shentangmangbaozheng:“wozhidaocuolexiaoyi,zhiqianshinianjixiaobudongshi,xianzaiwoxiangmingbaile,wocaigangganggongzuo,nianjihaixiaoni,zhaoduixiangzheishizaiguoliangnianyebuchi。”

zhoulingzheicaimanyile:“nixinliyoushujiuxing。”

zhuantoukandaohexushouliderou,talianshangyizhibuzhudeqiaoqilezuijiao。

“nizheixiaozi,meicilaidouyaodairou,womenjiayoubuquezheiyidian,niyashengzhedianqianqugexifu,yichurenwuyezhidaogujidianjiali,laoshipinmingzenmexing?”

hexuduizhoulinghenzunjing,napatahualihuawaidelaotao,yezhishiwenhedediantouchengshi。

周玲把肉拿回厨房。

shentanghuranxiangqiyijianshilai,yegenzhezoulejinqu。

zhuyaoshihexuzuozaiwaimian,tazongjuedeyouxieganga。

dangranle,tajueduibushihaipataneishuangruilideyanshen。

“xiaoyi,nishuowoxiageyueqingjiahuishoudoukexingbu?”

zhoulingzhengzaicazaotai,niutoukanletayiyan:“huishoudougansha?zheiyilaiyihuizhishaoyaogebaxingqi,nigangruwengongtuan,zheishihoukebuhaoqingjia。”

“xiayueshisan,woyeyequqishidashou。”

yuanshenchushenjunrenshijia,yeyeshifusiling,fuqinshishoudoujunqu*shishizhang,muqinshishoudoudayiyuanlidegukezhuzhiyishi,dagexiaoxiaonianjijiujinleyanjiuyuan,qudesaosaoyeshijunyi,ergesangeyezaigezilingyufayangguangda。

zuoweijialiweiyidenver,shentangziranshibeijiaochongzhangdade。

naiheyuanshenzhongshenghouyixinzhiyouhanzhongguo,duiyushenjiabeixianhaixiafangzhishicongmeitixingguofumu。

tazhanjuleyuanshendeshenti,kebudasuanqudanghanzhongguodetiangou,danshenjiahaishiyaobangde。

congyuanshendejiyidezhi,shenlaoyezidashoudangtianhuizaorenjubao,geweihuiderenbujinzaiyuanshenjialisouchuledaliangwaiguoshuji,neixieshujizhonghaijiazazherangshenjiadaotaidezhengju。

shenlaoyezidangchangbeiqituxue,meiguojitianjiubingshile。

meilelaoyezibiyoudeshenjia,yuanshenfumujiebeichelezhi,xiafangdaolezuijiankudedifang,jigegegesaosaoyebeilianlei。

ershuyijiajishiyuzinvdengbaotuoliguanxi,queyezhibaozhulezuixiaodeerzi

shenjiaxiaobeimenjihusidesi,candecan,napashinianzhihoubeipingfan,shenjiayeyincimeiluo。

yuanshendangshinengbaozhu,shishenmuhetadengbaoduanjueleguanxi,rangtacongcongyuhanzhongguojielehuncaiduoguoxiafangdemingyun。

taxiangyaojiushenjia,jiubixuxianbaozhulaoyezideming。

hexuzuozaiyizishang,tingdaoxiaoguniangdehua,buyoushuqileerduo。