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weilezhaodaoshisanduoniandemeimei，wodijinleyulequanhaijieledangjiatingzongyi。
meixiangdaozongyihaimeicanjialiangtianhaizhenrangwomenzhaodaolemeimeidexialuo。
mingtianjiushimeimeihuiguoderizi，danxianzaijialideqifenyouxieguiyi。
benlaiyijiarenhaiyoudianouxiangbaofu，meitianzhuangmozuoyangxiangyaorangguanzhongkandaowolinjiafengmao。
danjintiandajiadoubuzhuangle，yebuguanzijizhengzaicanjiazhibozongyile，yigegemangzhemingzhengandou，qiangzheyaoqujichangjieta。
wogetuiletuiyanjinglvxianchuji：「woquba，womingtianmeishenmeshi，dongshihuiquxiaojiuxingle。」
woyejinjiezhekaikou：「haishiwoquba，nimennianqingrenmangzijideshijiuxing，mingtiandeduanlianquxiaowoqujie!」
wobayitingyejile，ganmangshuodao：「mingtiandeshoushuquxiaowoqujie!」
wobahuayingangluo，wodijiujuqishou：「woqujieba，womingtianjiuyichangxiaokaoshi，quxiaojiuxing，nimenjiuzaijiadengzheba!」
ze，weiertaichongle，jiaotamenshaokandianxiaoshuotamenfeibuting，meikanguoshilaibentuanchongwenshuobuchuzheihua。
「heng……」wolenghengyishengchenggongbasuoyourendeshixianxiyinguolai。
「quququ，yigegezhengshidoubuganledouqujichangpaidui。yeyeniyebuyaoduanlianle，dangaoshijingtouchijiushijinghe，daoshihounidelaohuojimendaizhezhongsunzimeimeiqutiaoguangchangwunitangzaichuangshangdongyixiaxinzangjiudagu。haibangwomendaihaizi，daihaiziyiqidiaoyingyangye?」
「haiyouba，tamenhunaoniyegenzheyiqi?niyiweinishiyishengashoushushuoquxiaojiuquxiao，nizhidaoyuezheigezhuanjiayouduonanma?shoushuzheicibuzuohaidepaibanniandui，xingbeishoushuquxiaojiuquxiao，shengmingyezantingbei!」
「gege，niyeqingxingyidiana，nibushidongshizhangyebushizongcai，nizhishiyigegaojidagongzianimeizigequxiaodongshihui!」
「zhiyulinxiao，wojinggaoni，nizheicibukaoyaoshihaimeiguogualekenijiubiedushule，wobanirengjindongwuyuanyeshouqunimaiyiqu。daoshihounijiuzhendedajidalimeitiandounengchidaojile，ruguoniqiangdeguolaohudehua……」
「neiresoukeyoudeshangle：#jing!mou18xianwenmangnanxingjinghukouduoshi!#nifensijiuyizhangliannishengzhediandiuba，daoshihoutamengenduijiafensisibi，renjiachuizijizhengzhudengshangjinjiuyinshizazhifengmian，nini?shoudaolexuexiaofadeyanbitongzhi?」
jigerentinglewodehuadouyoudianxinxu，zhiyoulinxiaohaiyilianbufu：
「wokaoshishizaixiawu，shangwukeyi……」
wodangzhetademianniesuileyigebolibei。
「shangwuwokeyihaohaofuxi，zheiciyidingbuhuiguakedejiejie!」
shuowanhaigoutuidiguolaiyaobangwoniejianchuitui。
wofanlegebaiyanlandelita，gangfangxiabangebolibeijiukandaowomazhengdayanjingyuyanyouzhidikanzhewo。
「嗯?」
「wojiuguaiguaidaizaijialinaeryebuqu，nishuoletamenjiubunengshuowolee～」
xingba，yijiazishabaitianyigenengdadedoumeiyou。
pailepaishouwojiuhuifangjianzhunbeimingtianyaochuandeyifu，hemeimeidediyimianyidingyaojitayigehaoyinxiang!
jiarenmensheidonga，mashangjiuyaoyouyigexiangxiangruanruandemeimeile，wohaoqidaiya!
zenmebandaididizouyidunjiuxingdanwohaimeiyougenmeimeixiangchudejingyanni。
buxingdekanjibentuanchongwenxuexiyixia。
cishiwobuzhidaopingmuqianguankanzhibodeguanzhongyijingzhaguole。
「???woyoudianmimang，dayanfensiliuqianwanshi18xian，neiyudingliumenjianneimegaole?【goutou】」
「fensiliuqianwanyouzenmeyang，meitingdaotajieshuoma，haibushigeyaoguakedewenmang?」
「loushangshiheizihaishifanchuana?niyaobuyaoqulejieyixialinxiaodexuexiaozailaishuotawenmang?」
「zhiyouwojuedejiejiehensama，555niesuibolibeishishenmeguailimeishaonv。」
「qie，zhangdehaokanyouzenmeyang，piqizheimechahaizaiwaimianpaotoulumian，jialihaiyougegehedidide，zheizhongnvdezaiwomencundoumeirenyaode。」
「aduiduidui，nimencunduoniubiayiqunqingdaiguonaolaojiangshi，shenxianjiejiequnimencundai20wanjiazhuangdaotienimendoudekaolvkaolv。」
「xiaosilinxiaopingshiyifubkingdeyangzi，yuanlaizaijialishishiwuliandiduana，fenletasannianwohaimeijianguotazheimegoutuideyangzi。」