第三章
womashenmeyebuzuo，meitianjiushouzhezhuangjia。
pangbiandecunminrehuochaotiandijiaoshuidayao，tazhishiqingmiediyaoyaotou。
“chunhuo！mingbuhao，gandaosiyemeiyong！”
huayingangluo，tajiuwuzhunaodai，tengdezaidishangdagun。
womangpaoguoqu，jiangtadetoubaozaihuaili，ketayikanshiwo，likezhengzhazhepaqilai，duowenchongsidefeikuaiduokai。
“zhoulanlan，nibieyiweiwobuzhidaonizaixiangshenme，xiangbameiyunchuanjiwoshiba？pei！zaozhidaozheiyang，dangchuwojiugaibanienjinniaotonglinisi！”
wojiangzaiyuandi，zhengzhengdikanzheta。
mingming……wozhishixiangrangmamabuyaoneimetongku。
womahenhenchuanlekouqi，yuqiruanxialai，jihushizaiaiqiu。
“lanlan，mazhidaoyiqianzuodeguofenle，danshiniminghaoleshijinian，jiudangrangrangmaba，rangyirangyounengzenmeyangni？！”
wocangbaidixiaolexiao，zhijiashenshenkoujinxuerouli。
rangzheigezi，shijinianliwotingdeerduodouyaoqijianzile。
zhuxuejinpingxuan，laoshilvxianfangqiwo。
“niminghao，laotianyehuijuanguni，yihoukendingyouchulu，rangrangbanshangmingbuhaodetongxue，bieneimezisi。”
cunlijieshaoxiangqin，meipojiwojieshaoleyigesishiduosuidezhurunan，liancunlisanhundaihaizidefunvdoukanbushang。
“niminghao，gensheiguorizidounengguohonghuo，baneixienenggandedourangjibibushangnidexiaoguniangba！”
yiyuanjiwokaijidupinxuezhengming，woaiqiuwomabunengfangxue，taquemanbuzaihu。
“nimingzheimehao，bieshuoyiwan，shiwannidousibule！”
yiqieeyun，doubeiyijuqingpiaopiaode“niminghao”daizou。
wobishangyanjing，qiangrenyanlei。
“ma，womeixiangqiangnideming。”
womabengkuidihoutuiyibu。
“neinijiuliwoyuanyidian！”
wonankandizhalezhayan，leishuigunluoxialai，qingshengshuo：“hao。”
womashoulezhuangjiadisangeyue。
daoleshougedejijie，tazixinmanmandizhunbeiyingjiefengshou，daoleditou，kanzheganbiedalademaisui，chedishaleyan。
“怎么会这样？！”
tazaikanxiangyipangbierendezhuangjiadi，maisuibaomanfengshuo，chendiandiandiyawanleyao。
taliansezhanghong，dajiao：“nijiazhuangjiatoulewodehaoyun，haiyoumeiyoutianlile？”
meitianjiuxinqinjiaoshuidedahanbugaoxingle，meimaoyiheng。
“你再说一遍？”
womabeihudebuganhangsheng，zhinengxiaoshengniantao：“zenmekenengzheiyang？yiqianwoyemeijiaoguoshui，youzhoulanlanzheigeguirenming，zhuangjiamingmingjiunengzhangdehenhao！”
wokuxiaoyishenghou，zhuanshenlikai。
babalikaihou，wofudanqijialidezhuangjiadi。
baitianjimamazhenglijiawu，zuofan，xiyi，quxue。
zhiyouyelikongxialai，cainengtuozhepibeideshenqujizhuangjiachucaojiaoshuishifei。
tasuoweidefengshou，buguoshiwoyicicileidaozaiditouhuanlaidehuibao，yuguirenminghaowuguanxi。
kewomagenbenxiangbumingbaizheihuishi。
shigongduiqishixiongxiongganguolai，haimeiyaozhang，tajianjiaoyisheng，shenjingzhibanbaozhuziji。
“wodeguirenmingnimenqiangbuzou！”
gongrenmenkannaocanyiyangkanzheta。
“lianyimuzhuangjiadouyangbuhuo，wokannizheiguirenmingyebuling。”
“放屁！”
womafalefengbanzhixiangwo，“shita！tazheigesaobaxingbazhuangjiakesile！”
ranhou“putong”yishengzuozaidishang，yanshenyinyi，shengsilijie：
“woshangbeizishibaolesheijiazufena！shengxianizheigesangmenxing！niyiluodi，nibajiutanhuanle，lianjialidelaomujidoubuxiadanle！”
jingbaoshengduduweixie，womamengdejinsheng，wuzhenaodai，tengdezaidishangdagun。
wohuranjuedehunshenpibei。
zuihou，shiwojishigongduidaleqiantiao，anlehongshouyin。
kanzhetamenlikaihou，womacaiyiguliucongdishangpaqilai，henhenwanlewoyiyan。
“congjintianqi，jialimeinidechuangle，niqushanshangcaoduozilishui。”
wominminzui，biezheyanlei，qingqingdiantou。