第5章

王阳明白了。

guaibudezheilianghaizi,feiyaotapeizheshangjiemuni!

takanleyannianjinliushideshenqiao,youkanshenmumian,dangjijiushuo:

“nimenfangxin,wobuhuihuandiaonimen。shangmiandeyali,wohuidingzhu。mingtianjiuyaokaibole,wandianwohuirangsijibanimensongquluzhijiemudezhuangyuan。”

shenmumianmeixiangdaolianghaizizhennenggaodingwangyang。

zheimadangdeshizhendetaizhile!

zouyukanjiantashunlishangjiemu,buzhidaohuibuhuiqidemiantan?

dangzouyukandaotadehetongchoulaozhiyouyifenqian,buzhidaohuibuhuiqidezhongfeng!

最好被气死!

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当晚。

jiemuzuguanxuanlezuihouyizu**mama。

——沈木棉。

zouyukandaoguanxuanshi,yanshenxiangshicuileduye,qideshuaishouji:

“jiemuzuzenmehuishi?zheiyangfumianchanshendenvmingxing,tamenjuranyeyao?fengleba!”

xiaozhuliwenta:“zoujie,womenxianzaizenmeban?”

邹郁很快冷静下来:

“也没关系。”

“jiutazhiqiangandeshier,yezhaolinnengjitahaolian?yezhaolinkeshiyulequanchulemingdehuoyanwang,jichou。dezuitaderen,nengyoushenmehaoxiachang?”

助理疑惑:

“a?yezhaolinbushichulemingdeyangguangouxiang,laohaorenma?tabeixiayaodoumeibaojing。”

邹郁冷笑:

“zheigequanzili,yousheinengyangguang?yezhaolinxuanzebubaojing,caishiduishenmumiandezuidazhemo!”

助理有点疑惑。

邹郁解释:

“tabubaojing,cainengdiaodongfensideqingxu,rangfensimenxintengta。zheijiaonvefen。tongshi,fensimenhainengwangbaoshenmumian。yijuliangde。”

助理目瞪口呆。

邹郁又说:

“qunianquanliyougexiaoxinren,buzeshouduanwumieyezhaolin,xiangbayezhaolingaosi。nizhidaotazuihoushenmexiachangma?”

“什么下场?”

zouyuyandiluchuyuyue,fangfoyijingkandaoleshenmumiandexiachang。

“jingshenshichang,tuiduanleliangtiao。bujiuzhiqian,yourenkanjiantazaitianqiaoxiaqitaoni……”

xiaozhulihedemudengkoudai。

“这……”

taxiangqishenmumianneizhanghaokandelian,qingbenjiaren,naihereshangzheixiemogui。

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电视台采访后台。

yezhaolinzhengzaihuazhuang,yeshuadaoshenmumianyaodailianghaizishangzongyidexiaoxi,youxieyiwai。

助理小赵吐槽说:

“ge,wojiushuozheinvrenbudanchunba?”

“tajinixiayao、gouyinnibucheng,buxipuguangzijiyouhaizidushangqiantu,yeyaoshangjiemuhenitaojinhu!”

“tabineixiesishengfangengkee,gengexin!zheirentaipianzhi,taifengkuangle!”

yezhaolinmeiyoushuohua,bishangyan。

zidongpingbilezhulideshengyin。

naozili,fuxianchushenmumianjiaoruandeshenti。

tadejifubaidehuangyan,shouganrouruan,siruowugu。

下口轻咬她的肩膀。

haowendehuachaxiangxianghongshuimengshou,shunjianqintunletasuoyoulizhi……

neishineike,tahaicancunzhelizhi。

keshi,quexiangsiyidizaineijurouruandeshenqushangxuanxie。

zheizhongganjue,tacongsuoweiyou。

jiemuxiandaopiankaibodedangtian,yangguangmingmei。

shenmumiandaizheshenqiaobanjinlejiemuzudeluzhizhuangyuan。

tabeifenpeidaoyigeliangcengdudongxiaobieshu。

bijingyaozaizheiliduguojigeyue,tabanlailebushaodongxi。

gugushenqiaodezhanghushoudaojiemuzudebashiwanyufukuan。

ertadezhanghu,shoudaolejiemuzudeyifenqianquankuan。

jiusuanzouyushouyantongtian,yewuquanhuazouguguzhanghulidezheibiqian。

zheiyiqiluzhi,suiranmeiyouzhongbangnanjiabinmen。

danjiemuzuyijingxianxingfangchulesigenanjiabindecaifang。

geyougededieweier,beiwangyoumentaolunleyizhener,yinci,diyiqidehuatitaolunduyebudi。

jiashangdiyiqili,yezhaolinsuiranbuzuoweinanjiabin,danshihuizuo“aiqingbaoweishi”canyu。

mingtianzhengpiankaibo,pingjieyezhaolindeliuliang,bibao。

zheiqidenvjiabinli,youlianggemingxing、lianggesuren。