anzhaozuowandegongguan，gongsijuedingchenzhejinwanzhibocaisijiangxueyan，baozhugongsiyijiyuweiwandemingsheng。
zaojiuhedaoyanzushanglianghaole，yaopaijiangxueyandeheizhao，yijitadegongyanchehuoxianchang。
meixiangdaotajingranchangdezheimehaoting。
ruguotayiweipingjiezheigejiunengrangzijicongheiliaozhongxiqing，neitataigaokanzijile。
【yi？jiangxueyanyoumeishengle？changbuchulaileba。】
【我就说她划水怪】
【budui，tadehuatongshengyinshibushibeiqielea？】
shoulihuatongmeisheng，jiangxueyanzhidaoshidaoyanzugaodeshi，jingtouduilian，xiangpaitajinghuangshicuoyihuozhefennubiequdebiaoqing。
她默默放下麦克风。
【jiangxueyanzenmebahuatongdiulea？bachang？】
【gangxiangfenta，tagaoshenme】
【henmingxianshijiemuzugaoshiqingba！】
qianbanduanchanggepartjieshu，laidaowudaobufen，jiangxueyanxuyaocaizheduiyouxigaiqianfansanbailiushidu。
zheishi，tongduidexuanshouduishiyiyan，zaijiangxueyancaishanglaineiyishunjianhouche。
jiaoxiayikong，jiangxueyandeshentibushoukongzhidiwangqianzaiqu。
zheigedongzuobenlaijiuhenweixian，xuyaoduiyouquanlipeihewancheng，jiangxueyancaikongle，henkenengzhijienaodaizhedi。
yelanwuzhelianjinghu，wanle！
taixia，yuweiwanqingminzhechunjiao，yayimoudianandeqingmiehedeyi。
gaoqingshexiangtoubufangguojiangxueyanderenhedongzuo，ziranyenengkandaotayiwaicaikong。
suoyourendouyiweitahuishuaidehencan，quejiantaxianxideyaoyongli，zhenggeshentiqingyingluodi。
tabuhuangbumangqiangguopangbianmudengkoudaiduiyoudemai，“callmepost-traumatic，nowit'sdoordie”
nidakesuiyituoqishanghenleileidewo，wozhizhunbeiguzhuyizhi。
一曲结束。
全场哗然。
suoyourendoubeijiangxueyandedongzuojingdao，tabujinqingeryijudijiejuelewutaishigu，hainengqiangbierendehuatongchangge。
绝了。
【aaaajiangxueyanyanshenshafengle】
【tiannatahaomeihaoyouposuigangecizhendeyingjing】
【loushangsanguanbuzheng，liejiyirendounengfenshang？】
【tahaokan，woshiyangou】
【jiangxueyanqiangbierenhuatong，zhenmeisuzhi，beiqiangdemeimeizhenkelianyudaozheizhongduiyou】
【buyaoyiweibierenmeikandao，jiushizheigenvdebatuishouhuiquhaidejiangxueyanchadianshuaidao】
【haoyouyexin，shiliyebucuo，neiyuduojiumeichuxianzheikuanle】
【aaaaayoubeishadao】
【fengleba，jiangxueyandejinzhumaideshuijunshichui】
【**jiangxueyan，gunchuyulequan】
yuweiwanhoucaoyayaojin，lengmodeshixianpieguotaixiadexufeng，rangtagendaoyanzugoutongjiushizheiyanggoutongde？
xianchangzhibo，zhuchirenhenkuaiqingshangbiaoyanguodeyangshuzuyujiangxueyanyizutongzhantaishang。
“liangzudebiaoxiandouhenbangni，pingjiayixiabicidebiaoxianba。”
maididaolebeijiangxueyanqianghuatongdexuanshouqianmian，tashuangyantonghong，kudeshangqibujiexiaqi，yifubeiqifudemoyang。
“zenmele？zenmekule？”
zhuchirenlvedaiyindaoxingdeyiwen，rangrenbuyoucaice。
nvhaiercaganlei，ehenhendidingzhejiangxueyan，“youxierenbuyaotaiguofen，huiyoubaoyingde。”
tameizhimingdaoxing，dansuoyourendouzhidaoshuodeshijiangxueyan。
“woyizhirenweixueyixianxuede，jiusuanchangdezaihao，yezhishidebupeiwei！”
“jiangxueyan，suoyourendoukanjianniqiangduiyoudemai，xiangnizheiyanggonglidexuanshou，wofeichangtaoyan。”
shuohuadeshipingweixishangdezhangcheng，tasixialiyuyuweiwanguanxihenhao。
【zhangchengshuodemeicuo，qiangduiyoumaimadaoshizaoyaobierenfanbaiyan……jiangxueyanyishenghei】
【weilehongwusuobuyongqiji】
【biaomiankanqilaiguaiguaiqiaoqiaobeidilihuaitoule】
【ruguoshuowomenwuhuita，dangentachaoxixiangchudeduiyouzenmedouzaimata，zhinengshuomingjiangxueyanjiushizheiyangderen】
“zheiqizhongkendingyoushenmewuhui，buruwomenbahuatongdijijiangxuanshou，rangtagendajiajieshijieshi。”
zhuchirenkanrenaobuxianshierda，zaipangbiangonghuo。
huatonghenkuaididaojiangxueyanzuibian，tajieguo，huanguzhenggechangguan。
xiafangfensidengpaishanyao，wuyizhanweitasuoliang。
juguangdengxia，zhongrenguangxianlianglixiaoyiyingying，quepansuanzhechitaderouhetadexue。
jiangxueyanyinhongzuichunweiqiao，“laotaitaizuanbeiwo，jiyezhengxiaole。”
“zhangchengnianlianyuweiwanzheishiershikeyishuodema？”
“ohh，buhaoyisia，wobuxiaoxinshuochulaile。”
【zhangchenganlianyuweiwan？！】
【？？？youyouguachi？】
【nimenzhenxina，taxiabiande，zhangchengbushitong】
pingweixishangzhangchengyanshenyouyishunjiandehuangluan，tameirenzhukanleyuweiwanjiyan，yishidaoshizhibohouqiangbizijizhendingxialai。
tazhizhejiangxueyannuma，“hushuobadao！”
jiangxueyanhoutuibanbuyifurouruodemoyang，“zenmelianhongle？naoxiuchengnu？”
zhangchengqideshuobuchuhualai。
“buxiangchujujiujizijiduogaidiantu，shaoxiachulaibengda。”
sanyanliangyu，zhangchengwanbai。
jiangxueyanmuguangluozaikukutitideduiyoushenshang，taqingxiao，“shangbuletaimiandedongxi，lianpizheimehou，guojiafangdanjuzenmeshuo？”
nvhaikushengyiye，shuangmuchihong，“jiangxueyannipingshenmemawo？”
【jiangxueyanmarenzhendezhuangdoubuzhuangle】
【好没素质】
【lianaizheigemeimei，beijiangxueyanbalingcanleba】
xiayimiao，jiangxueyancongyanchufuxiuziliquchuyigexiaoxingluyinbi。
“zhenshidaomei，genzheigefengpoyizu。”
“denghuitabiaoyandeshihou，bantayijiaozenmeyang？”
nvhaierkuqiangdunzhu，jihushixiayishijiuyaoqiangjiangxueyanshoulideluyinbi。
【a？shitamenjigexianghaijiangxueyana】
【tianna，jiangxueyanzhishiqiangletamai，ertashixiangrangjiangxueyanshoushangchuchou】
【wutaizheimegao，dongzuoyouweixian，zheishejixuyishangrenleba】
houtaidaoyanzuyuanbenshixiangqiaduanjiangxueyandemai，pangbiandefudaonazheshoujigaoxingdao，“shangresoule，youshangresoule。”
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jiemuderedubiaosheng，shishizaixianguankanreduyidadaosiqianwan。
jiangxueyanluyinbilideneironghaimeijieshu，zhuanyanyidaolinglidenvshengchuanchu。
“jiangxueyan，nibuhuiyiweinizaiweibofaxieluanqibazaodedongxijiunenggaokuagongsiba？”
“zaibaoyinglaizhiqian，niansinijiuxiangniansiyizhimayiyiyangjiandan。”
“mingtianzhibo，nizuihaobazuibabijindian，buranwomeifabaozhengnidexiachang。”
【？zheinvdesheia？shijiangxueyanjingjiren？】
【又威胁江雪砚？】
【shenmeqingkuang，wokanbudongle】
zhuchirenlengzaiyuandi，buzhidaogairuhekongchang。
xufengchongdaohoutai，“daoyan，zenmehuishier？kuaibatamaibile！”
“buyaorangtajixushuole！”
闭麦？
怎么可能？
meiyoushenmebiredugengzhongyao。
jingtouzhizhiduizhejiangxueyandelian，xidaolianlianshangderongmaodoukandeqingqingchuchu。
taqingqizhuchun，“weixiewo，wuwozui？”
“xuanshoujian、pingweijian、jiemuzuzuijian。”
“zheijiemulantoule，congshangdaoxiaconglidaowaidourangwojuedeexin。”
“wolandenaole，zainimadejian，woyaotuisai！”