第4章
lianggezi，rupingdijingleiyibanzhakailehua。
jiulianzhuangyundezhangsonglanyerenbuzhujiezheshijuesijiao，henhendeqialeqinjuemingyiba。
yipangdeqinshuisuzaiqinjueminghuayinyiluodeshunjianjiuzhanleqilai，dashengjianjiaofandui：“zheizenmexing，jianzhijiushijiqinjiadiuren！”
“shenfenbuming？”qinjueminglengxiaoyisheng“nishenfenhenminglang？sishengnv？”
qinshuisudeshengmuheqinjunshengbingmeiyoujiehun，falvyiyishang，qinshuisudequeshisishengnv。
beitidaozheiyidian，qinshuisuqidefeidouyaozhale，danhaishiqiangrenlehuoqidao：“ge，nikebiewangle，nihemingyuehaiyouhunyue，nibunengduibuqimingyuea。”
“woduibuqita？”qinjuemingxiaoyigengshen，taochuyidiezhaopianhualaladesaleyidi。
“daodisheiduibuqishei？”
zhaopianshangshiliangjubaihuahuaderoutijiuchanzaiyiqi，nanzhujiaoshiyulequanxinshengdaitian，nvzhujiaoheranjiushijiangjiadeqianjin，jiangmingyue。
qinshuisulianseshabai，buganqukandishangdezhaopian，youhuranxiangdaoshenmeyiban，xiayishidezhuantoukanxiangqinlaofuren，jiantayiliandanding，xinzhonggenglianglejifen。
yuanlai，yuanlaitamenzaojiuzhidaole，neineigejihuashibushi......
qinshuisuxintoushengqiyigukongju，mianrusihuiyibandiezuozaishafashang。
qinlaofurenqingpaitadejianbang，zhuanshenduiqinjuemingdao：“haoahaoa......nijiranjuedinglejiehun，jiuyaofuze，buyaogufulezheigehaizi，tahaiyounidegurou，nikebunengxuehuaile，zaotanvhai。”
qinjuemingdiandiantou，chouchuchadianbeizhangsonglanqiachuxuedeshou，yilianshenqingdewanxiayao，zaizhangsonglanerbianfachuemodediyu：“tingdaolema，laopo，wodeduinifuze。”
zhangsonglanbeihuoshengshengdehechuyishenlenghan。
完了，完了啊。
这是要翻车啊。
zhangsonglantoushangpiaoguoyichuanshenglvehao，huanhuanzhengkaiyan，shuohuadoudaizhan：“jueminggege......”
“nixinglea。”qinjuemingyilianshenqing，zhangsonglanbeihedejipigedadiaoleyidi。
“jueminggege，wo......”
qinjuemingshenchuyigenshouzhi，qingqinganzaizhangsonglanchunbanshang：“guai，nihaohaoyangtaijiugoule，shengxiadeshidoujiaojiwo。”
zhangsonglanbuganyaotou，daidaideniutouyoukanxiangqinlaofuren，jiantayiliancixiangdewangzhezijideduzi，danaozhongzhishengsigezi。
吾命休矣。
秦决明要结婚了！
xinwenmeitizaiduanduanyizhouzhineibianlehaojigegefengxiang，ashizuijindexinwentoutiaobeiqinshichengbaoleyutang，zuixinduorenyanqiudeyitiaowuwaihuwei：qinshitaiziyeyingqupingminchouxiaoya，zuanshidanshenhanjinshengxinrenguominlaogong！
qinshijiadayeda，caobandetaiziyehunligengshilongzhongdehenbudejuguotongqing，hunlixianchangwaijimanleyaoqiangzhibotoutiaodexinwenmeiti，baoandouqingleshangbailaiweichizhixu。
erzheichangshengdahunlidenvzhujiaocishitoupifamadezuozaihuazhuangjian。
tashenchuanyixihongsedejiayi，zhijinshujinshangxiuzheheheerxian，xiongqiandexiapeishangguazhezuanshifeicui，zaidengguangzhixiahuangruoshenfeixianzi，biqiyulequanchangjiandeyanlinvzi，gengduolegudiandexianjingduanzhuang。
jiulianjianduolemeirendehuazhuangshiyebudebuchengren，yanqiandezheige‘chouxiaoya’，yijingshizugouchengdan‘qintaitai’zhimingdebaitiane。
dangran，dehulvetabeiliangpangzhulianzhudeshuangshou。
tianzhidaokanshangquzheimewenjingdeyigexiaoguniang，duanduanlianggexiaoshinaochulesiwuqitaohundexima。
“eiya，liangjiejie，nibiezheimedingzhewoa，nizheiyangkanzhewo，wodoubuhaoyisichidongxile。”zhangsonglanwangzuilisaileyikeputao，lianshangdexiaorongyaoduochunliangyouduochunliang。
zhikexizaitashenshangzailegentoudezhulixiaoliangsidoubuxiangxintameidawaizhuyi。
“zhang**，jintianninshizhujiao，ruoshininpaole，huiyouhenduobubiyaodemafan。”
“ahaha。”zhangsonglanganxiaoleyisheng，xiaoluyiyangshiluludeyanjingzhuanleliangquan，youdaqilewaizhuyi。
takemeidasuanzaiqinjuemingneigexiaoxinyandenanrenshenshangdashangyibeizi。
kaiwanxiao，neigenanrenxiaoxinyandeyaoming，jiajita，haibubeitakendegutoudoubusheng？
“xixi。”menkoubuzhidaoshenmeshihouduolelianggeshenying“zhangsonglanazhangsonglan，zhenshimeixiangdao，niwandehaizhentingdaa。”
zhangsonglanhuanhuanzhuanguoshen，zhenghaokanjianzhanzaimenkoushengzhuangdabandeqinshuisu，haiyoutashenbianyilianxiaobaihuamoyangdejiangmingyue。
哦？这是婚前找茬？
zhangsonglanchiwanputao，calecashou，yijiuzuozaiweizishangmeiqishen，shenchushouzaiduzishangqingqingfumo，yanshenyaoduowenrouyouduowenrou。
qinshuisuyijiantazheigemoyangjiulaiqi，zhijiejiumalechulai：“langhuo，niyiweinidaizheduzilideneigejianzhongjiunengananwenwendejiajinlaima？nizuomeng，heng！”
“zuobuzuomengwobuzhidao，wozhizhidao，meimei，niruoshiburenwozheigesaozi，huiyouhenduomafane。”zhangsonglantaiqitou，pixiaoroubuxiaodeduiqinshuisuzhankaiyigexiaorong。
xiaodeqinshuisubeihouyicengjipigedanengshuaizaidishang。
“heng，wogaosuni，mingyuecaishiworendingdesaozi，nibushi，yongyuandoubushi！”qinshuisushuozhe，yibacheguoshenbianjiangmingyuedeshoubeiqinnidewanzhu。
jiangmingyueconggangjinmenqijiumeishuohua，cikeyezhishidanrandeyipiaozhangsonglanhoushouhuileyanshen，zhikexi，tayanzhongdebishimeinengtaoguozhangsonglandeyanjing。
“suanle，shuisu，jintianshiqindagedehaorizi，hebini。”jiangmingyuedeshengyinjiuxiangtademingziyiyang，rutongqinglengyouwenroudeyueguang，gaoaodefushizhongsheng。
zhangsonglancongbiqiangzhongpenchuyikouqi，lenghengleyisheng，meilihuizhuangmozuoyangdejiangmingyue。
jintianzheichanghunli，jiangmingyuenenglai，shuomingjiangjiaheqinjiakendingdachenglemouzhongxieyi，zijizheitiaoxiaogebo，haishibuquningneiliangtiaodatuile，burankedebuchangshi。
tajiangmingyuezaiao，yeyoubabingzaizijishouli，liangtayebuganrechushenmeluanzi。
kezhangsonglandewushizaijiangmingyueyanli，jiuchengledanqie。
jiangmingyuehuanhuanzoudaozhangsonglandeshenbian：“xianglainiyiqianyemeijianguozheizhongchangmian，yebuzhidaoqindagedexingzi，niruoyoushenmebudong，jiulaiwenwo，kebiepawo。”
zheihuadeyisikeyiwanquandengtongyu，ninanrenshiwodiudebuyaode。
zhangsonglanzhijuedexinjianjinbengdeyigenxian‘peng’deyishengduanle。
zhangsonglanhuanhuantaiqitou，sihaomeiyouyadishengyin，dangzhezhongrendemiandadalaladao：“e？neiwokezhenyaowenwenni，shibushilintianwangdejishutebiehao，yizhiyuweihunfudoudaojiudianlouxiale，nihaishebudechuanyifu。”