第1章扫把星也是星
wohewoxiaoguhelimaileyitaofangsongjiwomama。
womamalikelianfasantiaopengyouquan,meitiaodoushijiugongge。
“woguinvmenjiwomaidefangzi,kanjianmei?zheidayuanzi!zheisancenglou!”
“wodemaya,zheifangzijuranyousangecesuo,woniaojiledoudekaolvyixiaqunayigefangbianyidiande!”
“zenmeyang?guinvyebuchaba?pengyouquandegewei,nimendeerzijinimenmaifanglema?”
tahenkuailedizaimeiyitiaopengyouquanxiamiandoutidaolewojiadegeluqinqi。
youqishijiujiujiumashushushenshenmen,yigedoumeiluoxia!
主打一个雨露均沾。
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wonainaigenwomamatongyitianshengdehaizi。
zheizaidangniandenongcunshiyaobeidajiazhizhejilianggumade。
可我奶奶并不在意。
woxiaogushengxialaideshihouyinggaishibieleqi,lianwuzide,jushuowonainaikanleyiyanmaleyijuchoudongxi,jiubatarengzaimenkoule。
womagangshenglewo,zhengshimuaifanlandeshihou,tingdaohaizidekushenggenbenrenbuzhu,baojinwulijiunaishangle。
wobabaheyeyetingshuohaizishengle,kaizhechejiuconggongdiwanghuigan,haoqiaobuqiaojiuzailijiabuyuandehegoulifanleche,shuangshuangsongleming。
wodaguhewonainai,chongjinwomadaideliwu,qiangguowohewoxiaogu,damawomenshisaobaxing
“jiushizheilianggesaobaxing,kesileandieheandi!jiuyinggaibatamenchentangdi!”
womamashicunliyidengyideqiaoxifu,shoushanghuobujinxizhi,liqiyeda,tasuizaiyuezilidanbingbuhenxuruo。
tayibacongwogushoulibaohuihaizianfanghao,huitoujiujiletayijiao。
zhengchuaizhongtaxinwo,dagubantianmeishuochuhualai。
womaduizhezaiyipanghaizhunbeishuohuadenainaimadao
“gunchuqu!genzijierxifuyiqizuoyuezihaibugounidiurende,haipaodaowozheililaijiaohuan!”
womagenwobashixinhun,zhengshimilidiaoyoudeshihou,zhouranshiquzhangfu,taqishihenbeitong,danxianshiyoubuyunxutayoubanfenruanruo。
tazhidaoyuezilikuduiyanjingbuhao,tashigecaifeng,yanjingbuhaojiuwanle。
tayigerendaizhelianggehaizi,jiannandizuowanleyuezi。
suiranpojiabuzuoren,danwomazaicunlirenyuantebiehao,juwomashuo,neiduanshijianzongyouhenduoshenzilaijialibangmang。
wodaguhewonainaidaizhejihuijiuzhaocha,zuizhongwomazaichuangdixiafanglebaliandao,caizhongyurangzheiliangrenxiaotingle。
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但也没有消停很久。
等她出了月子后。
erbodaizheermadiyigeshangmen,shuozheifangzidangshishitamenchuqiangaide,yeyenainaisihoujiudeguitamen,xianlewomadepugaijiurangtazou。
dabodaizhedamajingenqihou,haoxiangshengpawanyibujiajiubeifenwanlemeitamendefenle。
tamenshuojialidetianannandingfenpeide,wobabajiransile,neizheikongchulaidetiandiziranyinggaiyoujialideqitanandingjieshou。
wodagushitiaodezuihuande,qishigentabanmaoqianguanxidoumeiyou,tashinongcunzhongzuidianxingdefunvdaibiao,zheishidengwozhangdahoukandaonainaideshanyangwentihou,congzhongkuitanchudeyier。
womadaizhewocongnainaijiachuzoudeshihou,zhilinzheyixiaobaoyifu,lianshuibeitamendouburangnazouyige。
linjuyoukanrenaode,youmanainaijiabuzuorende,menkoushiweideshuixiebutong。
wonainaichaqiyaojiumadao“guangnimenpishia,wokantadongxiaoezheimenengnai,daigeyatoupianzinenggandiansha!”
shuowanzheijutahaibawoxiaogucongchuangshangzaiyicirengchumenwai。
“ninaidehaizinidaizou,niyaoshibuduoguanxianshi,dangchutadongsizaimenwaibujiuxingle?wokebuyangyatoupianzi,peibendemaimai!”
womabeizhewozhiguwangqianzou,yiciyemeihuitou,zhidaowoxiaogutangzaidishangfachujianruidekujiaoshengyijibeihouchuanlaiwonainaidezhoumasheng。
womazaiyerenbuzhubeizhewojiupaohuiqu,baozhewoxiaogujiuzoule,neibaoyifudoumeinenglindezou。
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niangjiabingbuyuan,juwomashuo,zhixuyaozoubangexiaoshijiunengdao。
suoyipojianeibianyoushenmedongjingniangjiadoushizhidaode。
erwojiujiujiumajiademenshijinsuode。
tazaiyushizhe,womendedaolaishibubeihuanyingde。
wowaipozaijiazuobulezhu,tazhihuiwangzhewomadaihuilaidelianggehaizizhitanqi。
womameibanfa,zhinengdaizhewoliangyouhuidaopojiadecunshang,juliwonainaijiabuyuanchuyouyigenibafang,shiwobadangnianweilekanyutangfangbiansuishouqide,benlaiwodaguhaiyaolaizhengyizheng,shicunzhangchulaizhuchizhengyi
“zheifangziquancundouzhidaoshixiaoenanrengaide,xianzaitazoule,liuxiageguerguamude,nimenzailaizhengjiuzhendeyaozaobaoyingdea!”
yushiwomenyijiasankou,zhongyuyoulexiejiaodedifang。
suiranpojiudannengdangyidangfengyu。
zheijialidesuoyoujiaju,doushiwomaqinshouzuochulaide,tadeqiaoshoushangbumanlelaojianheshangkou。
dagaijiushikaozheyiguqi,womadaizhewohewoxiaogu,rizisuiranguodeqingku,danyesuanshiyoujingwuxiandebawoliangyangda。
shanghukoudeshihou,womameiyoushuoshenmeduoyudehua,jiushuowohewoxiaogushiyimutongbaodejiemei,yushitayongyoulelianggegentaxingdeguinv。
董玉清和董玉冰。
woheyubingjiejiezhangdaoliusuideshihou,caizaidarenmendefengyanfengyuzhong,pincouchulezheigegushidedagaimianmao,danwomenyigerendoubucengxiangyaogenmamaqiuzhengguo。
kunanbuzhidebeijizhu,kuaguotajiukeyi。
suoyiwogenjiejiegewaidongshi,liusuideshihou,biejiadehaizihaizaixiangshoufumudehuaibaoshi,wohejiejieyijinghuizuogezhonggeyangdejiashile。
youshihounainaikanjianle,haihuirangwohejiejiequboboshushujiabangmang,shuowomenshiyijiaren。
yibanzheizhongshihoudiertiantamenjiuhuibeiwomamadaotoutu。
womazheirenmeishenmeteshudebaofujiqiao,dantahuitiaozhefenzoudaonainaijiamenkoushi,guyiweiyixiajiao,
yihuozheshizoudaotajiashuitianshi,guyicaiwailehedao,rangshuilouledaban。
houlaiwoermaweileertaipinerzi,nanchansizailejiali,wochuyuhaoqizaimenkouzhangwangleliangxia,beiwonainaichongchulaidaleyibazhang
“nizheigesaobaxing,woshuozheiciniermazenmeshengbuchulai,yuanlaishinizaizheidingzheni!”
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woailezouhuijiayemeiganduoshuo。
dingzhetonghongdebazhangyin,neijitiandouraozhewomazou,shengpabeitaqiaojian。
mamashinengraodeguo,bijingtaweileyanghuowoliangshizaishitaimangle。
ketiantiangenjiejietongchitongzhu,genbenbiwukebi,tabiwoyoudan,lazhewojiuchongdaonainaijia,jieguogangkaimaliangju,jiujianwoerbojianeijiejiekuzhepaolechulai。
wonainainazhegetieqiaogenzaitashenhoumadao
“kukuku,zaijialikushenme!nimajiushibeinikumeide!gaosuni,xianzainiyoudidini,bieyitiandaowanzaijiakusangle。”
yebuzhishixingyunhaishibuxing,woermasuiranzoule,ketashengdeneigexiaonanhaidaoshifendiaoyuzhuodehaokan,lianwomazouguoyerenbuzhuduokanleliangyan。
huilaigenwoliangshuo“haizidaoshizhangdehaokan,jiushishengzailaoliangjiasuanshidaolebabeizixuemei!”
meichulianggeyue,wogenwojieshangyoueryuanhuilaihou,kanjianwonainaizhanzaiwojiamenkou,pangbiangenzhedeshibaozhedidideerjiejie。
wojiejiejianwonainaiyixiangmeihaolianse,takailemenbawoliangdeshubaoshuaijinqu,lazhewojiuzhunbeichuquwan。
wonaigenzaiyipangmamalieliedao“wanwanwan,yitiandaowanjiuzhidaowan!fangxuehuilaileyebuzhidaobangmangdaidaididi。”
wojielingyalichidao“woyoumeiyoudidi,weishenmeyaodaididi。qubierenjiadangbaomuwokeshiyaoshoufeide。”
dengguoleyihuiwolianghuilaizhunbeizuofandeshihou,menkouyouduoleyiwei。
shicuntoudewangdaniang,chulemingdemeipozi,cunlideliangtiaogoutadounengjicouyidui。
taxianshidaizhewojiewenleliangju,faxianwojieshigecitoubianbuzaitongtajiaotan,zhuanshenyouwenwo“qingqinga,nixiangbuxiangyougebabaa?”
wozhizhewojiatangwudezhaopian,wobazhengguazaishangmian,momingqimiaodao
“我有爸爸啊。”
taxiaomimidao“bushizheizhongde,shineizhongkeyibangnimamaganhuo,yenengdadaoqifuniderendebaba。”
woyouzhilexiazhengzaitaomidejiejieshuo“buyongle,woyoujiejiele。tadoukeyide。”