第一章 你是神棍吧?

“叫什么名字?”

“林天!!”

“院系??”

“gongchengguanlixisanban!!”

“床位??”

“03号床。”

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shenmengyaokanzhechuangweiqiandebiaoqian,youhuiguotouchayidedalianglintianyiyan:“lintiantongxue,zheixiedongxishinidailaide?”

shenmebaguajing,modouxian,zhaohunlingdang,haiyoushenmehulu、luopanzhileide。

dangran,qizhongzuiduodemoguoyuneiyitatadefulu。

dangzheixiedongxibeinachulaiyihou,shenmengyaodanaoyishizhuanbuguolai,lengzaileyuandi。

chalezheimeduogedeqinshi,suiranyeyoujianguoyixiexiqiguguaidedongxi,kexianglintianzheimexiqiguguaidedongxi,tahaishidiyicijianzhe。

tebieshiqizhongyigedaizili,zhuangdedoushiyixiedaopaohuangbushenmede。

“tongxue,nilaishangxuedaizheixiedongxi?”fanyingguolaideshenmengyaomanlianchayidedalianglintian。

“zhei……wo……”lintiandunshibeidudelaoliantonghong:“yebushishuowoyaodai……”

“xinglexingle,buyongjieshile,wodongle。”

“学姐你懂了?”

shenmengyaoshenshendediandiantou,ranhouyongyizhonghenguguaideyanshenkanzhelintian:“yougewentiwoxiangwenyiwen,nishibushiganzheiyixingde?”

“干这一行?”

“ni……shibushijiushijieshangneixiesuanmingde?”

“pu!!”zheihuayiwenchulai,sushelideqitagemendunshixiaole。

suanmingdeneixie,xianzaidajiadouxiguanjiaoshengun!!

queshi,yixianzaizheigeshidao,daizheizhongdongxichumendejihudoushishengun,chulezhaoyaozhuangpianyiwai,yemeiyouqitadebenshi。

yaozhidaozheibenshenjiushiyigechongshangkexuedeshehui,duiyuneizhongyaomoguiguaizhishuo,conglaijiubuhuiyourenxiangxin,tebieshizaichongmanqingchunshiguangdedaxueli,neijiugengbieshuozheizhongshile。

“xuejieniwuhuile,wokebushishenmeshengun。”

“bushishengun,nizenmehuiyouzheizhongdongxi?”shenmengyaoyouxieshengqidezhiwen。

yaoshuoduiyujiebianneixiekengpiandejianghupianzi,shenmengyaoshishengantonghen。

yuanyinhenjiandan,yinweiyiqianshenmengyaobeineixiejianghupianzipianguo,shuoshenmeyouxueguangzhizai,shuoshenmexuyaoquxie。

dangshibashenmengyaojihedegouqiang,dangran,zuihoushishizhengming,zhibuguoshikongdanxinyichang,guanjianshibashenmengyaoyigeyuedeshenghuofeijipianqule。

xianzaikandaozheizhongdongxi,shenmengyaojiushengqi。

lintianbuyouwugudebaibaishou:“woyebuxiangdaiya,guanjianshiwojialaoyezitabenshenjiushiyigebijiaomixinderen,jialihaojidairendoumeishangguodaxue,laorenjiatingdaowoyaoqushangdaxue,pawoyoushenmeshi,pawobushunli,jiudingdingdangdangdejiwosaishangyidadui。”

“wobuyuanyidai,haiqinzijiwotizhebaozhuilejigongli,wozhendeshi……yidianbanfadoumeiyou。”

林天欲哭无泪。

“haoba,buguanzenmeyang,susheliyouguiding,zheixiedongxishibuyunxuchuxiande,xiangzheizhongdongxishibunengchuxianzaixuexiao,zanmenxuexiaoyouguidingde,yaoshixiacizaibeichachulai,kenengjiudechufenle,zhidaolemei?”

沈梦瑶严肃的开口。

“haodehaode,buhaoyisia,jixuejienidailaimafanle。”lintianlveweigangadexiaolexiao。

“hao,neinijinkuaichulihaozheixiedongxia。”shenmengyaowuzuiyixiao。

“xiexiexuejietixing。”lintianjimangdaoxie。