tingdaoguqingqingshuochuzheijuhua，luzhangqingmengditaiqiletou，yiliandebukezhixin。
guqingqingzenmekenenghuitichulihun？
tabushiyizhidouhenxihuanzijima？suoyicaishejileneijianshi，zheidoushitaqinshousuowei，tajingranhaitilihun。
开什么玩笑？
takendingshizaiwanyuqinguzongzheiyizhao！
shuobudingshijiantabuxintashuode，jiukeyizheimeshuo，rangtajuedetabingbushianlianta，huigengxiangxintashuodehua。
可笑！
“niyouzaigaoshenmegui？”
“nibieshuahuayanglexingbuxing，niyiweinixianzaipaolaizheiyanggenwoshuoyitong，ranhouzaishuoyaolihun，wojiuhuiduinixinruanma？”
“wotaoyanshejixianhaiwodenvren！”
tingzhetakoukoushengshengshejixianhai，guqingqingnielenietaiyangxue，“womeiyouzaigennikaiwanxiao，meiyoushuashenmehuazhao，wodeyisijiushizhijielihunba。”
“nibuxihuanwo，erqiewoyejuedezheiyangdehunyinmeishenmeyisi，womenliangzhenghaofenkai，zheiduinilaishuo，yeshiyigehaojihui！”
tamenliangfenkaile，luzhangqingbujiunenghegushanshanzaiyiqilema？
zheibushitamengmeiyiqiudema？
zicongfashengleneiyiciguanxi，lianggerenjiuzaiyemeiyouguoqinmijiechu。
taduizijiyizhidouhenlengdan，weiyitaiduhaodeshihou，shilianggehaizigangchushengdeshihou。
suirantataoyanziji，danduilianggehaizihaishixihuande。
shangbeizidezijiyiweizhiyaozijizuohaofenneideshiqingjiuxing，sheizhidao……
tingdaoleguqingqingdehua，luzhangqingzhendehenxiangzhijiedayingxialai，yinweizheiyangdehua，tajiunenggouchedidejietuole。
zheibushitabufuzeren，shitamenlianggeshangliangzhihoudejieguo，yihoujiumeiyourenzaibeihouchuotajilianggule。
zijihaikeyiyingqugushanshanjinmen……
可是不行！
yinweitaganggangdedaoyigexiaoxi，guoduanshijianhuiyouyipixinbingruwu，zheicidexinbingshuliangfeichangduo，daoshihouhuijianliyigexinyingchulai。
xinyinggangchulai，kendingxuyaoxindeshouzhang，congfupaizhangdaotuanzhangquanbudouxuyaoanpai，huiconglaorenzheibiananpairendiaodong、shengzhi，zheihenkenengshitajinshengyingzhangdejihui！
ruguozheigeshihoulihun，kendinghuiguanxidaolingdaoduizijidekanfa。
zheiyangdehua，huiyingxiangdaozijideshitude。
takaolvleyixia，dao：“bunenglihun。”
啊？
guqingqingyemeixiangdaoluzhangqinghuizheiyanghuida，tahaiyiweitahuipobujidaidegenzijilihunni！
“weishenme，nibushiyizhidoujuedewoshigexinjishenchendenvrenma？napawojintianwanshangshuochulezhenxiang，niyebuyuanyixiangxin！”
“neiniweishenmehaiyaotuozhe，zheiyangtuoxiaqu，duiwomenlianggedoumeishenmeyisi！”
guqingqingshizaishibulijie，zaitayihuodemuguangdangzhong，luzhangqingjieshi：“jiexialaihuiyouyipixinbingruwu，buduineihuiyouzhiweidiaodong，zheishiyicishengzhijihui，woxiangzhengquzheicishengzhiyingzhang。ruguolihun，neiwozheicikendingshibunengshengzhile。”
tingdaozheige，guqingqingchenmole。
shangbeizidezheigeshihou，zijibingmeiyoutilihun，danshiluzhangqingyebingmeiyouzaizheicixinbingruwushishengzhi，tashengzhiyingzhang，shizailiangnianzhihoudeshiqingle。
danshitabuzhidao，haiyiweizijiyoujihuini，erqienapazijixianzaigaosuta，takendingyebuhuixiangxin，haihuijuedetashizaiedudezuzhouta。
ruguoliangrenzaixianzailihun，houmiantazhendebunengshengzhi，shuobudinghaihuibabunengshengzhideguokouzaizijitoushang，juededoushitafeiyaolihunhaidetabunengshengzhide。
“neijiudengguolezheiduanshijianba，guolezheiduanshijianzhihouzanmenjiubashiqingjibanle，nijidedagebaogao，womenlihun。”
neiburudengdeng，fanzhengzaowanyaoli。
dengtameiyoujihuishengzhizhihou，zaishuolihundeshi。
“好。”
luzhangqingyeshuangkuaidedayinglexialai，kanzheguqingqingmeishenmeyaoshuodele，tazhuanshenjiuyaohuiqu。
guqingqingzhuishangqu，“yijingmeiyoujiayongle，niduoshaodejiyidianba？”
tingdaozheihuadeluzhangqingyoudianbutaigaoxing，yinweitameigeyuedegongzibenshenyejiubusuantaigao，jijialiyibufen，shengxiadezijiyaoliuyidian，ouerhaihuijigushanshanmaiyidianliwu。
“nizenmeyongdezheimekuai？wojidewofaxinshuideshihou，jiujileniyixie！”
guqingqingyitingwanpiepiezui。
真是抠门！
tameigeyuesuiranjizijiyidian，danyejiushiyidingdianeryi，lianggehaizilianroudouchibushangjidun。
yiqiantadoushixiaoxinyiyide，genbenbuganyaoqian，yinweijuededangchudeneijianshiqingjiushizijidecuo，nengshengjiusheng。
xianzaitakebuzheiyangxiangle！
该要就要。
“nidoushuonifaxinshuijiwoyidian，nijileduoshaonizijibuzhidaoma？xianzaiyijingmeiyoujiayongle！”
guqingqingdehuashuowan，luzhangqingxianglexiang，congkoudailimiannachuershiyuan，“jiuzheimeduole，meiyougengduo！”
“nizhengtianzaijiameishigan，zhizhidaoyaoqian，nizhibuzhidaowozaiwaimianzhengqiandeshihouyouduoxinku，jiusuanshichuquzhixingrenwuyoujiangjin，neiyeshiyouweixiande！”
他喋喋不休。
guqingqingtingwanlenglengdexiaozhe，kanzhetadiguolaide20yuanqian，bingmeiyoushenshou，ershijixushuo：“bugou！”
“怎么会不够？”
“zheigeyueyijingbishanggeyuejidehaiyaoduole，nihaishuobugou，nizenmezheimenenghuaqian？”
“nishiyidiandoubunengtiliangbierenzhuanqiandejianxin，shibushi？”
luzhangqingzhouzhemeitou，henbugaoxing，yiqiandeguqingqingyebuhuixiangxianzaiyiyang，yizhigentayaoqiana，meigeyuedoushitajiershi，ranhoujiunengyongdaoyuedi。
现在是怎么了？
“tianqiyijingliangle，mashangjiuyaodaodongtian，dongtiandeyifugui，lianggexiaobaoyaomaixinyifule！”
“yiqianlianggebaobaodouchuanbierenjiadejiuyifu，wojinnianxiangjitamenmaiyidianxinde，nibushishuonikuaishengzhiyingzhanglema？rangbierenkanzhenidehaizichuanchengneiyang，nilianshangyemeiguangba？womenfuqizhijianganqingzaizenmeyang，nizongbuzhiyuweiquzijidehaiziba！”
zheihuashuodehaoxiangyemeicuo。
zheiduanshijianzhengzaikaochaqi，wanyiyoushenmexiaodaodexiaoxichuanlechuqu，beishangmiandelingdaozhidaole，bujiuzaogaolema？
zheigeguqingqinghaizhendeshihuinanieren！
dangchudeshiqingjiushitagande！
luzhangqingxiangleyihuier，caikoukousousoude，younachuleshiyuanqian，quanbusaileguoqu，“nishengzhedianhua，biezongshizhaoliyouzhaowoyaoqian，wozhengqianhenxinku。”
“nizaijialimianhaochilanzuode，yizhangkoujiushiqian！”
luzhangqinghaizaixuxutaotaodemazhe，guqingqingbaqianshouxialai，jiuzhijiezouren。
zoudeshihou，xinlihaiyoudiantong。
nanbuchengluzhangqingwangjile，zijicongqianyeshiyimingnvbingma？
erqieyijingzuolebanzhang，dangshihaiyouhendadexiwangchengweifupaizhang，zhidengzhiweikongquele。
ruguobushizijihuaiyunle，budebutuiwuhuilaidaihaizi，xianzaideta，huoxuyechengweileyiminggengjiayouxiudenvbing。
luzhangqingwangjilezheixieshiqing，jiugezhonglaibiandiziji，juedetazhizhidaoshenshouyaoqian。
shitazhixiangshenshouyaoqianma？
tahuaiyunyinian，huaiyunqijianyuntuzhileidegezhongfanyingshentinanshou，shengwanhaizihou，youyaozhaogulianggehaixiaodebaobao，baobaohaimeidaoshangyoueryuandenianling，tagenbenbunengzhaozhangqiwendingdegongzuo。
tajiayongshaodiandeshihouyigeyuezhijishiyuanshiwuyuan，tayijingjiangtacengjingdangbingshicunxiadejintiedoujihuawanle，ouerhaiyaohebiedejunsaoyiqijiedian**gongzuo，zhuandeqianyedoujihaizihuale。
tazhizhidaomaiyuanzijihuihuaqian，quecongmeifaxianguo，zheisannianlai，tameijizijimaiguoyijianxinyifuyishuangxinxiezi。
yemeifaxian，tashenglehaizihou，bimeihuaiyunshigengshoule。
guqingqingsisuo，zijihaishiyinggaiyaohuidaobuduiqu，zhongxinkaishigongzuo。
rujinhaiziyetingdadele，jiusuanshililehun，zijiyekeyibatamensongdaoyoueryuanliqu，keyihaowugujidehuidaobudui。
可以大展身手。
对！
xiangmingbaizhihoudeguqingqingxingfenqilai，zuijiaoguazhexiaorong，buziyemaidetingda。
guoran，renshengyouzhonglaidejihuishizhendehao。
keyimibushangbeizideyihan。
erqietahaijidehenzhongyaodeyidian，shangbeizi，gushanshanzuihouxiejizijideneiyifengxinli，tidaoleyijianhenzhongyaodeshiqing。
zijijitadeneigeshouzhuo，qishishiyoukongjiande。
gushanshankaozheneigekongjian，cainenggouzaishangchangshanghundefengshengshuiqi，zhenglehenduoqian，riziguodefengfengguang。
而自己……
shangbeizidetashizailianggebaobaosanzhousuizuoyoudeshihou，caikaishizuoshengyide，ergushanshanyechabuduozaineiduanshijianli，neiyejiushishuo，yinggaizaineigeshihou，gushanshancaifaxianlekongjianshouzhuodemimi。
zijidejinkuaibashouzhuonahuilaicaixing。
zhonghuoyishi，shangbeizizijiweiweinuonuo，manxinkuijiu，zheibeizijueduibuyunxutamenzaiqifuzijile！
zhiyaogushanshanmeiyoufaxianmimi，zijihaishihenhaonahuilaide。