yaozhidao，zicongpanjingliangenlewudalangzhihou，zheiwudalangjiubatadangchengbaobeiyiyang，tiantiandouguanzaijiali，shikedoubuxutabajiaomaichuzijiamenbanbu，shengpatademeiyanrongmaohuiyinlaibiedenanrendejiyu。
danwuzhihenqingchu，nvrenjiugenhongshuiyiyang。
堵不如疏。
rangtatiantiandaizaijiali，zhihuichanshengyixiefumiandeqingxu，burudadafangfangdidaitachumen。
zaishuo，wuzhizhidaozijideshentizhengzaishengzhang，henkuaitajiunenggougenzijididiwusongyiyangbiandeqiangzhuang，yougaoda。
tamashangjiuhuironghexiandairendejingyan，kaishizhuandaqian。daoneigeshihou，yagenjiubuyongdanxinpanjinglianhuipao！
“niangzi，niquhuanjianyishang，zanliangyiqichumen。”
“哎。”
danfannvrendouaipiaoliang，panjinglianzheiyangdemeinvgengshiruci。
tingdaowuzhikendaizhetachumen，xinerjiuxiangshihudieyiyang，feidaolehuacongdangzhong。
zhuanshenjinlewu，shanglouquhuanyifu，shuzhuangdaban。
wuzhizaimenkoudengzhedeshihou，jiutingdaoshenhoubuyuanchuchuanlaijigerendejixiaosheng。
“tianshengwumeiqiaomoyang，pianjiawuchiduanerlang。”
“gushupi，sancunding，yeyejiechouchang。”
yizhuanshen，jiukandaoyouwugepopiwulaizhanzaibuyuanchu，deyiyangyang，manlianchaonongdikanzhewuzhi。
“ai，wudalang，nijinerzenmeyouliqiqilaila？”
“womenxiongdijigebenlaihaixiangjinwuzitanwangniyixia，shundaogennijianiangzihaohaoshuoshuohua，huodonghuodongjinguna。”
“hahaha！nijiaxiaoniangzizheiduoxianhuachazainizheituoniufenshang，zhenshitaikexila。”
“bururangwomengejigedailao，tinihaohaoanweianweita？”
zheijirenyibianshuozhe，yibianjiuyaojinruwuzhizijiadamen，pingrilitamenyeshixiaozhangbahuxiguanle，zongxihuanxinongwuzhi。
dantamennalizhidao，xianzaidewuzhizaojiuyijingbushidangchuneigenuoruowunengdewudalangle！
wuzhilianshangdaizhexiao，tabushengqi，tayidingdiandoubushengqi。
yinweitayijingcongqianggenlizhuaqileyigebanzhuan！
wuzhierhuabushuo，chaoqibanzhuanjiuchaozhegenqianyigedipichongleguoqu。
neibanzhuanbeihuide“huohuo”chusheng，zhiting“peng”deyixia，zhongzhongdizazailedipinaomenzishang！
“niangde，zheigeaituozigandaren，dixiongmenshang！”
sigepopifenzuoyou，huizhequantouaoaojiaodipushanglai。
wuzhijiangbanzhuanchaozhezuijinderendiuleguoqu。
“peng！”deyisheng，neirendeetoubeizazhong，dunshirenyangmafan。
wuzhijianbushangqian，jiezhudanhuilaidebanzhuan，yigeniushen，zhaozheshenceyidipidaguolaidequantouzaleguoqu！
“砰！”
quantougujiesuilie、pipoxuejian！
“砰！”
“砰！”
“砰！”
sanliangxiadegongfu，zheiwugedipiliumangjiubeiwuzhiyongbanzhuanquanbufangdao。
“wuzhiniganchiqishangren，womenzheijiudaoguanfuqugaoni！”
wuzhishoulizhuazhebanzhuan，qingqingdishangxiapaozhe，xiaoshuo：“nimenjianguodasongnatiaolvfalimianxiezhebanzhuanshiqixiele？”
“wogaosunimen，jintianwojiusuanshiyongzheibanzhuanbanimendetougaigudouzasuile，guanjiayebuhuilailiwo。”
“zaikankannimendegoutui，douyijingmaijinwojiamenjianle！zheijiaosichuangminzhai！jiner，nimenyaoshibuliuyicengpixialai，laozijiubujiaowuzhi！”
wuzhihuiwuzhebanzhuan，bazheijigepopiwulaiyidunbaodadeshihou，turantingdaoshenhoubuyuanchuyourenfachuleyishengaijiao。
“aiyo！sheibaganzizabendaguanrentoushang？”
wuzhiyigezhuanshen，jiujiandaoqianfangbuyuanchuyoujigerenzhanzaineiliweiguan。
zheijirenshenshangdoushijinyiluoduan，yikanjiushidahurenjiadegongzige。
qizhongyouyigeren，wuzheetou，shoulizhuazheyigenduanduandezhuganzi。
tadetoumanmanwangshangtai，zhijianwuzhijiaerloudechuanghuchu，panjinglianzhengmiansejingyadikanzhewuzhi。
tashitingdaowaibianchuanlaidajiadeshengyin，caihaoqituikaichuanghude。
jieguomeixiangdaoshizijiaxianglainuoruowunengdenanrenzaibaodayiqundipiwulai。
youyuguofenjingya，yizhiyuyonglaichengchuanghudezhuganzidiaolexiaqu。
haosibuside，jiuzazailexiafangyigeyouqiangongzigedetoushang。
erzheiweigongzigecishineiyanzhuziyijingdengyuanle，tadezuibaweiweizhangkai，neilianshangshiwuxiandexiaxiang，tongshihaiyoujiqinongliedeyuwang！
yanqianzheigechangjing，wuzhizaishuxibuguo！
《shuihuchuan》lidouzheimeyanzheni！
wuzhizhuazhebanzhuanjicongcongdichaozheneigongzigezouqu，tazaixinlibutingdiqidao。
不能是西门广大！
qianwanbunengshiximenguangda！！
jueduiqianwanbunengshiximenguangda！！！
wuzhibabanzhuandiudaopangbian，duizheyanqiandegongzigebaoquanxingli：“buhaoyisi，wojianiangzigangcaishuhule，wotitaxiangnidaoqian。”
wuzhizhanzaizheyingjungongzigemianqian，touyezhidaotadexiongtangweizhi。
高下立判！
yingjungongzigezuijiaodaizheyimoqingmiedexiaorong。
tafangfomeiyoukandaowuzhiyiyang，tademuguangyizhidoufangzaipanjingliandeshenshang。
fangfozhetianshangdixia，zhiyouzheimeyigekerener！
“wei，wogennishuohua，tingdaomeiyou？”
wuzhihuayingangluo，bianshanglianggegongzigeturanfangshengdaxiao。
qizhongyirenshenshouzhizhewuzhi，jugaolinxiadishuo：“nizheigeaituozi，ganjinjiwogunkai，biedaraoleximendaguanrendeyaxing！”
“kanshenmekan，zhidaowoshisheibu？bengongzijiushichengdongxiaotaisui，huazixu！”
wuzhimeitouyizhou，meixiangdaoyanbeiganzidadaoderenzhendeshiximenguangda！
eryanqianzheigejiaohuazixudeershazi，kanshangqugenshouhouyiyang，zhenggerenbingyangyangde，lianselahuang，fangfoyizhenfengdounengliaodao。
tashiximenguangdadelinju，guobuleduojiu，talaopolipingeryehuibeiximenguangdajinaxia，douzuihouzijibeiqidetuxuebushuo，jiachanhaihuibeiximenguangdaquanbuduozou！
yanjianwuzhidengzheziji，huazixugengshitaiqixiaba，bukeyishi：“zaikanbengongzijiubanideyanzhuziwachulai！”
shuozhe，huazixuhaizhuangmozuoyangdishenchulianggeshouzhitouyaoqutouwuzhideyanzhuzi，jieguo，wuzhituranzhuazhutadelianggenshouzhi，yongliyibai！