yucitongshi，linziyanzuozaidiannaoqian，xiuzhangdeshouzhiqiaojizhezhuomian，kanzhediannaolizaidutiaochushenqingjiahaoyoudetishi，chunjiaobuzijuedegouqileyoumeihudu。
zheishijintiandedijicile？ershici？haishiwushici，tadouyijingjibuqingchule。
zheigerenshinaohuiluheyibanrenbuyiyangma？anzhaochangrenlaishuo，beijujuesanciyejiuzhidaozijibeishua，congermingbaiduifangshibuyuanyijiazijiweihaoyoudeba？
kepianpianzheigerenjiunengyuecuoyueyong，zheiyangdezhizhehaizhenshishaojian，linziyanshouzhiweidong，chakanleyixiaduifangdeziliao，yiwaidefaxianduifangsuoyougerenxinxisihudoushizhende，baokuoneizhangkanqilaihenshiqingxiudetouxiang。
“xiayouyouma？”chexiaodiaoneigezhuonongrendechajian，linziyanraoyouxingweidedengdaizheduifangdefanying。
“dingdong”yishengtishi，xiayouyouyanjingyiliang，lianxushilekuaiyibaici，zhongyutiaochuleyanzhengxiaoxidetishi。
xiayouyouhuankuaidedashang“wojiaoxiayouyou，xiangxiangninxuexi”dehua，youxiangqigangcaiqqshuoguotabushoutu，tagankuaishanchulezheijuhua，xianglexiangyouxiedao：“woshinindefensi”，keshi，haoxiangfensitayebujia？
xiayouyoushanlexie，xieleshan，doujuedekendinghuibeiduifangjujue，zuihouyiyaoyaxiedao：“chuangdanzenmeguncaihao？！”
xiayouyoukanzhezheijigezi，xinxiang，anzhaobianjishuode，zheijigezijiyouyixiangkongjian，younengxiyinyanqiu，gengweizijiqiuxuemaixiafubi，yinggai……keyileba？
tantededianlefasong，xiayouyoushizhixiangkoufangzaixiahechu，jiaozhuodedengdaizheduifangdehuifu，jiuxiangdengdaizheyichangguanyuyouguanshengsidexuanpan。
diannaopingmuyouxiajiaodeqieganggangyishan，linziyanjiudianxialeshubiao，heranchuxiandeshenqingliyou，querangtamuguangweiweiyichen。
床单怎么滚才好？！
nazheizhongwentilaidangqiaomenzhuan，shizaichaofengta？
sheidouzhidao，huodeshaohonglebanbiantiandelindazuojiashigehuahuagongzi，genzhongduonvxieshoudachengyipian，zhiyushibushizaichuangshangdachengyipian，sheizhidaoni？
tashanglaijiuzheimeyiju，zuosima？
daizhebeimaofandeyinyinbushuang，linziyanyouxieeyidehuidao：“‘yemei’jiubaquguoma？lilunlianxishijicainengxuehaodedaolinibuhuibudongba？”
guoduanlaheilexiayouyou，linziyandakaizuixingousidexiaoshuoyanjiuqilai。
……
yeyoushiyidian，zuoluoyuashihuangjindiduande“yemei”jiubazhengshizuirenaodeshihou，wutaishangyaoraodewunvlinghuodeniudongzheshuishebandeyaozhi，nongzhuangyanmodemianrongjingzhimeiyan，jushoutouzujianmeiyanrusi，dankouruxue，ouerdehuimouyeshidianlishizu，yindetaixiananrenmenzhenzhenhecai，haobulinsedejiangchaopiaopaoxiangwutai。
leshengzhentian，jiuqinonglie，qicaidenihongguangzheshezaiyanwuzhizhong，shideyiqiexiandeneimedexuwupiaomiao，guimeizhongzhong。
xiayouyoukanzheyanqiandeyiqie，renbuzhutunlekoukoushui，yuefadechouchuqilai，zheidifangkanqilaizhendehenweixian，keshi，ruguozaijiaobuchurangbianjimanyidegaozi，zheigeyuetajiuzhendeyaowuchuanshenjiahexibeifengle。
douguaineigegaisidelinziyan，huranjianjiubuhuizijidehuale，yaoburantayebuhuimaoxianzhendepaodaozheililai。
zenmeban？xiayouyoushentouwangjiubaneiwanglewang。
jiuzaixiayouyouyouyubujueshi，yizhishouzhicangbaideshouhurandashangletadejiantou，“meizi，lailezenmebujinlai？shadaidaidechuzheganma？”wumeideshengyindaizheweiweizuiyi，budengxiayouyoufanyingguolai，jiujiangtatuojinleyipangdeshafakazuo。
“zhuwei，zheijiushiwomeizi，zenmeyang，piaoliangba？”cangbaishouzhideyidexuanbu，yindekazuolizaoyizuozhedesiwugenannvyizhenhongnao，jiuhanerredetamenxunsujiangxiayouyoujidaolezhongyangweizhi，budengxiayouyouzuowen，yigegejiudishanglejiu。
“duibuqi，wobuhuihejiu。”xiayouyoushuangshoutuizhejiubeijimangjieshi，“haiyou，woxiangnimenrencuorenle。”
cangbaishouzhidenvrenjieguonanrenshouzhongdejiubei，xianhongdezhijiasiwuyidelveguojiuye，yilvdandandefenmoxunsurongrujiuyezhizhong。
“shenmerencuorenle，nijiushitaijinchi。lai，xianganlezheibei！”cangbaishouzhibuyoufenshuodejiangjiuyeyigunaodeguanxiangxiayouyou。
koubijianzhouranerlaideqiangliecijilikerangxiayouyoujuliekesouqilai，cangbaishouzhidalipailepaixiayouyoudehoubeiqishenxiaodao：“dajiahuoerkedezhaoguhaowomeizia。”
niudongzheshuishebandeyaoshenzoudaokazuobian，cangbaishouzhichaoyigefeishuodenanrenjiaohuadeyixiao，“zenmeyang，womeimeipiaoliangba？”cangbaishouzhishuozheyadileshengyin，“yishendizhai，chuochuoyouyu。”
tashuohuajian，yanshenyouyiwuyidelveguoxiayouyou，zaishengsechangdagunduoniandeta，zaoyilianchenghuoyanjinjing，zheigenvhaitaguanchalehenjiu，congtajinshendexingweihehansuandeyizhelaikan，jueduishidushenyirenbingqiejiashibuhao，zheiyangdebeijingrangtahenshifangxin，yinweijibianchuleshenmeshi，zheizhongnvhaiyejueduimeiyounenglizhaozijidemafan，zuizhuyaozheinvhaizhangdehaihenbucuo，yudaozheizhongkeyizaidixiamaichangmaidaoqianwanjiageyishangdejipin，jianzhijiushilaotianyeduitadejuangu。
jibukeshishibuzailai，yudaowo，zhinengsuannidaomeile，cangbaishouzhihaowuqianjiudewuzuixiaoleqilai。
“nimeimei？”feishuonanzimosuozhexiahe，muguangquehuolaladedingzhexiayouyou，“womeijicuodehua，zheigegaishinidijiugemeimeileba？”
cangbaishouzhilikeyiweidaofeishuonanrenshenbian，taohaodeshuodao：“zhiyaoyouqianzhuan，wodemeimeikeshiyaoduoshaoyouduoshao。”
“biejiworemafan！”feishuonanrenwozhucangbaishouzhibuanfendeshoulengshengjinggao。
“aiyo，wonacijinireguomafan？”cangbaishouzhiwumeiyixiao，zhidaozheibimaimaiyouchenggongle，likezhiqingshiqudedaizherentuidaoleyipang，shafakazuolidunshizhishengxialefeishuonanzihexiayouyou。
yibajiangxiayouyouzhuaiqilai，feishuonanzirenbuzhuhoutouweidong，zheizhongtianrandaideqingsebiaoqingzhengduitadeweikou，tabujieyizaimaichuhuopinqianxianguobayin，fanzhengzhiyaobutupozuihouyidaofangxian，zheigenvrenhaishikeyimaichugaojiade。
“nimen……rencuorenle……rencuorenle……”
zhengkaimimengdeshuangyan，zaoyibeiguandeqihunbasudexiayouyouzhinengwulide、nannanzhongfuzhezheiyijuhua，xiongzhongrutonghuoshaoyibandezhuoreganmanyanquanshen，zhirangtajuedesizhiwuli，hunshenxutuo。
cucaodeshouzhanghuaguoxiayouyouguangjieweitangdelianjia，jingqitayizhenzhanli，feishuonanrenmanyidexiaodao：“meicuo，jiushinile。”
meicuo？xiayouyounulichengzhechenzhongyanpikanxiangfeishuonanzi，quezhijianyizhangfeihoufanzidezuichunzaiyanqianyuelaiyueda，xingredeqixipumianerlaixunrenyuou，weibulikezhongshideyizhenfanjiangdaohai。
“呕！”
yigufanzheguiyiqiweideyetipenboerchu，zhunzhundejianlekaoguolaidefeishuonanrenyishen。
feishuonanzijianglidangchang，yanshenlenglengsaoguopangbianxiangxiaoerbuganxiaodeshouxia，yigunuhuozhichongnaomen，xiangtazonghengjianghuduonian，shenmeshihouwangenvrenhuizheimelangbeiguo？
diulemianzidefeishuonanrenjiangxiayouyoudiuxiangshafa，yibazhangjiushuaishanglexiayouyoudelianjia。
“臭女人，找抽！”
feishuonanrenyoushouzaitai，yankanyoushiyibazhangyaoluoxiashi，mengdejuedeshouwanjutong，shoubeishengshengbeirenbaixiangyice。
yiduziwohuodefeishuonanrenhuitou，quejianyigeershichutoudenianqingnanzizhengqingmiaodanxiedeguzhezijideshouwan，ertabinglengdemuguangqueluozaishafakazuolidenvrenshenshang。
“xia……youyou？”linziyankanzheshafakazuolineizhangheqqtouxiangyimoyiyangdelian，youxiebukezhixindeshitan。
“ng？”xiayouyoumilemiyan，youqiwulidedadao：“zhen……meiren……cuoa……heihei……”
guoranshita！linziyanyitouheixian。
zheigenvrenshihuoxingrenma？zheidaodishishenmenaohuiludenvrencaihuiganchuzheiyangdechunshi？jingranzhendeyinweizijiyijuhuajiuduziyirenpaodaojiubalai！haishi“yemei”zheigechulemingdedixiajiaoyijiuba！
momingdeyigunuyijiuzhichongxiongyi，linziyanjuedezheizhongsuoweiqingchundaowuzhidejipinwanquanjiushihuogai，jiuxiang《tianxiawuzei》lideshagen！keshi，yaotayankanzheyigenvhaizijiuciluorudixiamaichang，guoshangrenbuxiangrenguibuxiangguiderizi，tayoushiwanwanquanquanzuobudaode。
yifangmianqixiayouyoudebuzhengqi，yifangmiangengqizijidewufafangxia，mingmingzhidaozhiyaozhanshangleshoujiujueduishigemafan！
linziyandexinqingyuefabuhaoqilai，lengjundelianshangyinmaizhenzhen，zhenggejiubafangfoshunjianjieleyicengbing。
shafakazuowai，sansigeqingzhuangnianweilongshanglai，feishuonanrenzaiduzhuangledanqidaduanlelinziyandesixu，“xiaozi，zhidaozheishisheidedipan？wodexianshiniyeganguan？”
linziyanqingmiedesaolefeishuonanrenyiyan，budongshengsedeshouwanyongli，zhuixindecitonglikeshidetashazhubanjianjiaoqilai，buyouzizhujiudanxiguidaozailelinziyandejiaobian。
“gun！”yijiaotixiangfeishuonanrendeduzi，linziyanzoudaoxiayouyoushenbian，zaikanqingchuxiayouyoudeshihou，tademeitouqueshenshenzhouleqilai，txushanshangmanshigezhongganheledewuzi，hunshenshangxiasanfazheyiguguiyideweidao，zhenzang！
linziyanyouyupianke，tuoxiawaitaojiangxiayouyouyanshidebaozhu，xianqidelinqi，yizhuanshen，feishuonanrenhesigeqingnianqueyijingjiangkazuokoujinjinduzhu。