装不懂？
qiseselengxiaoyixia，zhijiecongbaolichouchuyitazhaopian，henhendezadaolezheigezeihanzhuozeiderendelianshang。
“啪！”
qingcuidexiang，zhaopianyehualaladediaoleyidi。
jiankongshexiangtou+**，qingqingchuchudejiluxialezheiduizhananjiannvdemeiyigeqinnidongzuo。
fuchengnanlianseyibai，mingxianzhenjingwuyifujia。
qisesechaofengdetiaoqizuijiao：“zenmele，biegenwoshuo，zhaopianshangderenbushini。”
fuchengnanyunnudetaitou，kejinjiezhe，shixianquezhuanxiangleyibiandefurongjing。
danshineiqinghandenanrenquelianyigeyanshendoubujita。
taxindigenghuang，koubuzeyan：“bushizheiyangde，sese，nitingwojieshi，shitagou-yinlewo！”
谁？
“宫晴勾-引你？”
qisesexiaodehuazhiluanzhan，chaofengdehaobukeqi：“aiya，wodoubuzhidao，tajuranfangzhezheimehaodenanrenbuyao，qugou-yinni？”
maoeryiyangdemeimouzhuanlezhuan，qisesegengshijifengdaojizhi：“nanbuchengshiyinweinidehuoerhao？”
zheihuacaiyichukou，shenhoudenanrenshunjianlianseyihei。
“我没有碰过她。”
lenglengdejieshi，youdianturuqilai。
qiseseyileng，ceshou，quekandaofurongjingmeixinjinzhou，mosedeheimoufanyongzheshenandeqingxu。
这是他发怒的前兆。
qisesehenyiwai，shenzhiyoudianchengmujieshe。
“ni……ni……”——jieshenmehua？
huahaimeishuochukou，neiyoulideshoubeijiubadaodebatajingudegengjinle。
chongmancixingdesangyindichendezaierbianxiangqi：“zenme，ganggangqianchangzhezhi，meirangnitiyandaowode‘huoer’daodiyouduohao？”
turuqilaideche，zhuangdeqiseselianhongxintiao。
fuchengnandashoudaji，shenzhiyoudianqijibaihuai：“ni……nimenganggangzenmele？nimenzhende——”
“nibushiyecaicongjiudianhuilaime？”
dandansangyindaduanlefuchengnandezhiwen，furongjingqiheideyanmou，muguangzhuozhuo，yuqibinghan：“gongsideshiqingguanbuhao，daoshizaishijianshangguanlidejingjingyoutiao。”
真·时间管理大师？
戚瑟瑟失笑。
furongjingzuiduqilai，haizhenshiyinyangdiyiren。
fuchengnanqidelianseqinghui，yaoyaqiechi，quedingjinleqisese：“nihaizhenshiyoubenshi，zijidejiejiecaisileduojiu，jiujibukenaidepashanglejiefudechuang——”
“啪！”
xiangliangdeyijierguang，zhijiechoudetadelianceguoqu。
qisesedeshoudadefama，keshenshangquezhibuzhudefadou。
“bizui，nibupeitiwojiejie！”
qiyaodesishigeyiwai，kequeshitayibeizizuitongkudeshang！
fuchengnanbeidadecuoshoubuji，huishenguolaideshihouyiranfennubuyi，caidasuanshenshou，quebeiyizhigengyoulidedashouqiazhuleshouwan。
tataitou，cubujifangdezhuangshanglenanrenlenglisherendeheimou。
“fuchengnan，buyaoduinidezhangbeidongshoudongjiao。”
长辈……？
fuchengnandenaozi“weng”deyisheng，kechitongdeshouwanqueshishikekedouzaitixingzheta，yaoshizaiganzaoci，zheitiaogebodoubaobuzhu。
tazhanglezhangzui，shenmedoushuobuchu，zhinengyanzhengzhengdekanzheqisesezhuanshenshanglou。
diantili，qisesesisideyaozhuzuichun，zuanjinneixizhuangwaitao，shentiyizhibuzhudezhandou。
hunshenfalengdeganjueruzhibingku，jiulianhuxidoushitongde。
zhidaozoudaomenkou，qisesecaixutuobandeshenchushou，jieliansansici，doumeinengjiekaizhiwensuo。
“滴滴滴。”
wennuandedashouzuanzhuletade，zhijieendaoshangmian。
qisesehouzhihoujuedehuishen，zheicaikandaolegenzaishenhoudenanren。
zhouweidewendufangfoshizaiyishunjianhuilong，rangtaqingxingdehouzhihoujue。
jingmilejimiaozhong，tacaihaozhengyixiadekaikou：“furongjing……xiexieni。”
zhijiashenshendeqianjinzhangxin，jianruidetengtongcairangqiseserenzhuxiangyaokudechongdong。
keneigelengxuedenanren，queshizhongmeiyoubiaoluchuyifendedongrong，zhishichensuzhe，meiyouchusheng。
mendakailai，maorongrongdexiaomaomilvxianchonglechulai，weizaiqisesedejiaobiandazhuaner，“hululu”decenglaicengqu。
“马杀鸡——”
qiseseyizheng，caijiaoleyisheng，feimaojiuyijingcuandaolenanrendetuibian。
yuntangdetuotiedeheisexiku，zhishibeicengleyixia，jiuzhanmanlebaimengmengdemaomao。
qisesezhanglezhangzui，yilianjingkongdetaitou。
zheinanrenshichulemingdejiepijing，taxiayishideyibajiangmashajiloudaohuaizhong，shengpataxiayimiaojiubeidaxiebakuai。
“二叔——”
“youshiershu，meishifurongjing？”
nanrenlengmodeshengyindaizhechaofeng，redeqisesezhangkoujieshe。