第二章 啪啪打脸

“jintianshixiaonvdeershisuichengrenli,feichanggaoxing,dajianenggouguanglin。xiamianwuhuikaishi!”

shenyuhaixuanbudao,qishidajiaxinliyoushu,biaomianshangzheishishenmuwandechengrenli,shijishang,shishenjiatiaoxuanweilainvxudezhongyaoshike!

shenyuhaiquniandelezhongbing,caiganghuifu,jizhexiangrangnverchengjiajieshoujiazushengyi,zheicaiyoulezheiyichu。

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shenmuwancongloutishanghuanhuanzouxialai,buyuanchu,yidaoshuxideshenying,zhengxiaozhexiangtazoulai。

zheizhangshuxidemiankong,rangshenmuwanhunshenzaizhenzhan,shihen,shenzhigusuidehen!

hentaneimeboqing,taweilexujunhangfuchuleyiqie,daotoulai,zheigenanrenquezhizaochehuo,haisitafuzhongdehaizi,qinshouzhongjietademing!

qianshi,tajiushizaichengrenlixuanzelexujunhang,congcikaiqiletaduanzanerbeijudeyisheng

jinsheng,tagairuhejueze?

xujunhangzheyishenxizhuang,junlangzhongtouzheyisizhishifenzideaoqi,zuoweixujiadexiaoerzi,tadechushenxianranbushineimeshangtaimian,waijiechuanwen,tashixujiadesishengzi。

tongchexinfei,shenmuwandemianshangqueshixiaozhede,tayouyadishenchushou,kanzhexujunhangzouxiangziji。

tadeyanli,shishizaibide,zaizheizhiqian,shenmuwanduitayijianzhongqing,genbenbubapangrenfangzaiyanli。

suoyourendemuguangjujiaozailiangrenshenshang。

yipangyourenzaiqieqiesiyu。

“kandaolemei?neiweixujunhang,keshishenjianeidingdenvxu。”

“bushiba?shenjiacailiqiangduole,shenmuwanzenmekenengxuanzeta,neikeshixiajia!shenjiabukenengtongyi!”

“neijiudengzheqiaoba,sheirangshenmuwanpiqijue,jiushiaishanglerenjiani?”

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cishidexujunhangyanli,meilidanchundeshenmuwan,zaoyishitadenangzhongzhiwu。

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tatingzaijulishenmuwanyimiduojulideweizhi,dengdaishenmuwanpobujidaidiyingguoqu。

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xujunhangdebiaoqingyijingtiqiandaizhegaoao,jinguantagenbenjiubuaishenmuwan。

dandedaota,yejiudedaoleshenshi!

tanengfeihuangtengda,yejiuzhirikedaile。

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shubuzhizhongshengzhihou,shenmuwanzaoyikanchuanlezheigenanrendechoulouzuilian。

jinguanxinhaizaiteng,dantajuebuhuizaichunxiaqule!

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shenmuwandaoshihenhaoqi,buzhidao,denghuikandaotadejudong,tahuishishenmebiaoqinghefanying?

mianduixujunhangqidaidebiaoqing,shenmuwanshifenlimaodiweiweiditou,xiaodeshifentianmeidichongxujunhangdao。

“junhanggege,qing……”

xujunhangzhenggemeiyandouyijingzaijiaoaodiyangqi,taweixiaodishenchushou,dasuanqianqishenmuwandeshou。

shenmuwandexinli,cishitaotianhenyizaibuduanzisheng。

xiangdedaota?zheibeizidoubuyaowangxiang!

“xugege,mafannirangyirang,keyima?nidangwodedaole。”

huran,suizhexujunhangdeliansedabian,tadeshoushunjianluokongle,gangaditingzaibankongzhong。

kanzheshenmuwandedongzuo,zhongrenbuyoujinghu,zenmehui……

shenmuwantiqiqunzi,yigeyouyadizhuanshen,juranjiuzheimeraoguolexujunhang!

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benlai,xujunhangxiangjiejixianghaomenquanziguanxuan,bingqieshenmuwanyisixiangbi,heshenjiayijingtiqianshanglianghaole。

yiqiezhidaijinwan,kaiqitazouxiangchenggongdedamen!

keshi,zaizheijinyaoguantou,quebukenengchucuodehuanjie,quechucuole!

tadezhouwei,haojigenvjiabinwuzhezuiba,yongbishideyanshenkanxiangta,haiyibianchaoxiao。

“gangcaikanxujunhangneifujudong,wohaizhenyiweishenxiaojieyaoxuantani,zhenshidiuliansile!”

“shia!nikanxujunhangdebiaoqinghaogangae,yebuxiangxiang,yitadeshenfen,zenmekenengpeideshangshenxiaojie。”

“duia,jianzhijiushilaihamaxiangchitianerou,jiaozhitouxiangxiang,haomenhunyindangranyaomendanghuduiluo。”

pinglunshengbudabuxiao,ganghaoxujunhangnengtingdejian。

taliansetieqing,daizhenuyikanzheshenmuwan,jiliyayixiangdangchangshuaidongxidechongdong。

yiqiehetadejihuabeidaoerchi,bu,tabuyunxuzheiyangdeyiwaifasheng!

xianran,shitaiyoudianchaohutadexiangxiang,xujunhangxiangneigewanmeidebeiyingkuaibuzhuileguoqu。

jiulianshenshifufu,cishiyekanbudongnverdejudong。

shenmuwanxiangyizhijiaoaodetiane,jingguozhichu,renqunfenfenweitakaidao,zheiweishenxiaojiemeidetaigaoduanle!

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taxiandeyouxiebuhequn,zhongrenzaihude,taxiangshisihaobuganxingqu。

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tashilujiadedaerzi,mingjiaolujingting,guanyutadechuanwen,shenmuwantingdaodehenduo。

buguocongwaijiechuanyanlaikan,tameishenmenvrenyuan。

qianshi,lujingtingdedaming,zaishangjieneishiruleiguaner。

jihushihuiguobujiu,tajiuyinglaileshiyededianfeng。

danbishi,tahaishigemomowuwen,guangmanghetianzibeilushiyangaidenanren!

laotianrangtazhonghuoyici,jiranyaojiaren,neijiujiagerenzhonglongfeng!