第1章
房间内。
zhengxiangshouzheanmodewangchunqiangegeyixiao，jiaomeidao：“sheirangniandeneimeshufuma，nizheimeparangrenwuhui，shibushipachunqianjiedianwulenidemingsheng？”
“meiyoumeiyou，shiwopadianwulechunqianjiedemingsheng......”
“wobupa，jiejiejiajinidanglaopohaobuhao？”
wangguafuhuitoukanzheta，yishuangyanjingshuiwangwangde，meitaibaisheng。
tiezhushunjianganjuebachibuzhu，lianshoudoubuyouzizhuzhandouqilai，xinxiangchunqianjiezheishizaigouyinwoma？tazheimepiaoliang，youlihunhaojinian，kendingjimonannai，xiangnanrenle？
wangchunqianjinnianershibasui，shicunlichulemingdeqiaoguafu，pingshibuzhiyouduoshaonanrenxianggoudata。
xianzaizheigebeizhongduonanrenzhuiqiudenvrengenzijishuozheizhonghua，rangtiezhudelianzhangdetonghong，liangzhishouzaitabeishangbuduanrounie，huxiyebiandejicuqilai。
“好不好嘛！”
wangchunqianturanfanlegeshen，tiezhuyishibucha，liangzhishoujuranfuzaitaxiongqian。
rouruandechuganrangtanaodaihongranyixiang，chengmujieshe。
“小坏蛋！”
wangchunqiangualeguatadebizi，dishengxiaodao：“tiezhu，zheijinianzaicunlikaizhensuo，zanlebushaolaopobenba？nibaqianjiwo，yihoujiejiejiushiniderenle，zenmeyang？”
tiezhusuiranyijingwumisandao，dantidaoqianlimaqingxingleguolai，ganjueshiqingyouxiebutaiduijing。
wangchunqianjiantazheifubiaoqing，lenghengyisheng，turanjianjiaodao：“a，jiuming，shualiumanga！”
menwaimashangchongjinyigezhuanghan，shoulitizhetieqiao，nuhoudao：“xiaozasui，niganqifulaozidenvren，zhaosishibushi？”
tiezhulianmangchoushoutiaokai，bianjiedao：“bushizheiyangde，xiaolonggenitingwoshuo。”
“我听你妈！”
wuxiaolonghuizhetieqiaopitougailianchaotazaxialai，damadao：“wodangnizaiwulijirenzhibingni，yuanlaishichenjishualiumangzhannvrenbianyi，laozijintiannongsini！”
“womeiyou，chunqianjienikuaijieshijieshi。”tiezhubeizadedaochuluancuan。
“haijieshishenme？nizhanwobianyi，xiangyaoqiangjwo，woyaobanisongqudunjianyu！”wangchunqiankutitidekongsu。
tiezhudailedai，beiwuxiaolongpaizhongnaodai，pengyishengdiezaidishang，xianxieyunleguoqu。
“xiaozi，jintianyaomepeiqian，yaomebaojingrangniquzuolao，nizijixuan！”
wuxiaolongyongjiaocaizhetiezhuhoubei，lianshangdaizheqingmiexiaorong。
“nimentamadewanxianrentiao！”
tiezhumingbaiguolai，xinlidunshinuhuoranshao，yaozheyadao：“baojingjiubaojing，nimenyimianzhici，meiyouzhengju，yagenlibulean，daoshinidashangwodetou，wonengrangnipeidaoqingjiadangchan。”
tahaodaiyeshiyixueyuanbenkebiye，falvchangshihaishiyoude。
“nitamadeganweixiewo！”
wuxiaolongzaicunlihengxingbadaoguanle，yanjingyideng，youhenhenchaozhetanaodaipaileyitieqiao，“laozizaicunlikanrendeshihounimaodoumeizhangqi，laozijiudanilezenmeyang？cao，jintianzheiqiannibupeiyedepei！”
tabuguanshenmefalv，zhizhidaozheidashicunzijizuida，sheilaidoubuguanyong，kaishizaiwulifanxiangdaojuzhaoqian。
“biedongwodeqian......”
tiezhumantouxianxue，jijinhunmi，xinliwanfenzheji，quemeifadongdan。
dangchubiyehoutayiranxuanzehuixiangdangcunyi，jianshejiaxiang，haoburongyigenzheshifuzanledianqian，danzheixieqiandoushiyaoquhaizhuxuedaikuande。
“找到了！”
wangchunqianbaozheyigetieguanzi，xiziziconglimiantaochudabachaopiao，doushiershi、wushidesanqian，danzhengzhengyiguanzicouqilaiyebusuanshaole。
“wojiuzhidaozheixiaozaizimeishaopianqian，haianmo，niannimani！”
wuxiaolongyouchaotiezhutoushangchuaileyijiao，suihoulouzhuwangchunqiandeyao，xiaohehedao：“wanshanggedainidaozhenshangxiaosaqu，wanshangrangnihaohaoshufushufu。”
“taoyan......”
“cao，shaofeihua，xianjiwoxiexiehuo，kuaidian。”
lianggerenxixisusuxiangleqilai，tangzaidishangdetiezhuqueyijingxianruhunmi，toushangdexueshunzheboziliuxia，jinrunleyijin，zhanranzaitachangniandaizaixiongqiandezuchuanyuzhuishang。
yizhenguangmangliangqi，tiezhunaohaizhonghongranyixiang，chuxianzaiyipianbaimengmengdetiandizhizhong。
“zheishishenmedifang？nandaowobeidasilebucheng？yaoqudiyule？”
tiezhuxinliyizhenjingkong，baozhegebosesuoqianxing，“haishiganjinzhaozhaonaiheqiaoba，daoyanwangneiligaogezhuang。”
“废物！”
turanjianqianfangchuanlaiyishengzheneryulongdedahesheng，yidaogaodashushimiderenyinghuanhuanfuxian，cimeizhangran，xianfengdaogu。
“ni......nishishei？”tiezhutaitouwangzheduifang。
“我是你祖宗！”
“wojiuwenwennishishei，zenmehaimarenni？”tiezhugandaotingweiqu。
“ai，wosunsimiaozenmehuiyounizheimewonangdezisun。”xianrenjizhinumu，qideyaotou。
“孙思邈？”
tiezhudaoxikouliangqi，meixiangdaozijisunjiajuranyouzheimedalaitou，yishizhijianyouxiebuganxiangxin。
“xianbiezhengzheixiemeiyongde，zuzongwoxianjiniwushinianxiuwei，bazheikouqijiwochule！fouzebielaijianwole！”
xianrenshuobafuxiuyihui，tiezhutengkongerqi，zaifangunzhonghuidaoxianshi。
tabenyiweigangcaizhishizuolegemeng，meixiangdaonaodaijuranbutongle，shenshouyimo，shangkoujuranyijingjiejiatuoluo，hunshengengshiyoushibuwandeliqi，bizhiqianzhishaojianzhuangsansibei。
老祖宗是真的！
wushiniangongliyeshizhende！
wozuzongzhendeshisunsimiao！
tiezhuneixinfanqijingtaohailang，xianruwujindecuoehejingxizhizhong。
“haoleba？zanmenganjinzouba，woduzidouele，xiangchihuoguoni。”wangchunqianjiaomeishuodao。
“heihei，gangchiwanjiuele？zou，longgeqingnichihuoguo！”
wuxiaolonghahayixiao，louzhewangchunqianwangmenwaizouqu，jieguomeizoujibujiubeiyizhishouzhuazhulejiaohuai。
“xiangzou？worangnizoulema？”
tiezhumanmancongdishangpaqilai，yanjinglifangfoyoudianguangshanshuo，“jintianzheizhangbusuanqingchu，sheiyebiexiangzou。”