第4章:队长,脱下你的裤子呗

jianci,pangbianyourenjimangquzhaoyiwuchudelingdaoren。

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“nizhuanye?yigezhuanyedehushijibierentijiannandaobuyongdaiyiyongshoutaoma?”

muyifanbuzhidaozijineigenjinbuduile,juranheyigexiaohushijiangli。

“wozenmemeidaishoutaole?”

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“shiyouzenmeyang?nandaoyicideshiwujiukeyifoudingbieren?jiukeyishuobierenshikaoguanxijinlaide,nizheiyanghuibuhuitaiwuduanle,nipingshenmea?”

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真是太毁偶像了!

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吧?

xiayuranyouxieaiyuandexiang,mingmingbushizijidecuohaoma?

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“xiaoxia,nizenmehaizaizhei?zhurenzhaonini!”

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“哦!”

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yumendediaolegetouyouwangzhurenbangongshizou。

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绝对不可以!

“xiayuran!nizhibuzhidaoduoshaorenjipotouxiangdaozheililai?”

chengzhurenwugeshouzhizaibangongzhuoshangqiaodedongdongzhixiang。

“我知道!”

xiayurandizhetou,tazhidaozijicuolea,bushishuozhicuonenggaishihaohaizima?taqudaoqianhaibuxingma?

“neinihaizaineilimojishenme?zhibuzhidaoshangmianyijingtongzhiwo,shierxiaoshineiyaoshifenyansudechulinidewenti!”