yipangdechenxingchenyetuoxiabangqiufugaizailezhangkexindeshenshang,suihoubianxiaolexiaomeiyoushuohua。
jiuzheiyang,daoyanzuyilugenpai,haipaizhemeiduidexiaohudong。
linyibailvxiantiaoqihuati:“ruoshihaipajiuqianzhewodeshou。”
shuozhe,tahaizhudongdishangzijideshou。
yipangdejiabinfenfencemu,quanziliderendouzhidao,linyibaidejiepishichulemingde,piyifudaodibushizhijiejiechu。
danshiqianshoujiubuyiyangle。
sheizhi,shenchuwenyan,quetaitoukanzhelinyibai,queshuo:“wobupa,nidangwodelule。”
林亦白:……
直播间爆笑。
【nidangwodelukehaixing?wanwanmeiyouxiangdaotianmipaopaojingranshibeishenchuchuopode!xswl】
【wogezheibiaoqingzenmexiangbeishibeipaoqileyiyang,sheidong?】
【suoyi,laopodengdengwo,wojuedewokeyiqudaichuyingdi!】
jiemuhouqinzukanzhezheixiepinglun,zhinengshuofensidefengxiangtaikuai,wanquankongzhibuzhu。
xiangbizhixia,zheiturandefanchaxiangfanranglinyibaineiqunnvyoufenepingdafudujianglexialai。
zaizoujinmishihou,qiangshanghuamanleranxuedetuya。kongbufenweiyichulepingmu。
jirenzhanchengyipai,toushangfenbiedaizheyigexiaodiantong。
daoyanzujiangrenwufenfalexiaqu:“zaiguidingdeshijianneizhaodaoxiaomingdesiwangyuanyinjiweishengli。”
zaidaoyandeyishenglingxiahou,sanduikaishilexingdong。
zaisuoyourenbuzhuyideshihou,daoyanjiangyizhangzhitiaosaijinleshenchudeshouli,suihoubianyouqiaoqiaotuilexiaqu。
linyibaizhiyizouzaishenchudeqianmian,haidandingshuozhe:“zheidoushirenweide,nibiehaipa。”
huayinluoxiahou,taquemeitingdaoshenchuhuisheng。
dangtazhuanguotouxiangqukanshenchushi,quefaxianzijishenhoukongwuyiren。
第三十一章
guiyideyinle,peishanghuminghuandexiaodaokanqilaigewaiyinsenkebu。
zhibojiandewangyoufenfenfadanmu——
【jiarenmen,qingbahaipadazaigongpingshang。】
jiuzailinyibaixiangfanhuiquzhaorendeshihou,yigeshenchuanhongyipitousanfadenvrenzhijiecongqiangbipangbiandexiaomenlihuanhuanzoulechulai。
linyibaibudanmeiyoutao,haichaozhehongyinvguizhijieyingleshangqu,shenshouyibajiekainvguitoushangdejiafa,henkuaishenchujuemeidelianyouchengxianzaizhongrenmianqian。
shenchukanzhezijibeinadiaodejiafa,hongchunyimin:“daoyanjiwosailezhitiaorangwobanyannpc,nizheiyangjiechuanwo,rangwohennanban。”
linyibaiyizheng,youjiangjiafahaijileshenchu:“neiwomendangmeifashengguo?”
shenchuzhongxindaishangjiafa,yingfuleyiju:“chulaobankaixinjiuhao。”
jiuzaitayaozoushi,linyibaixianyibushenchushoujiangtalalehuilai,jiafayeyingshengluodi。
shenchuhuimouzhuanguoshen,zirandeshenchushuangshoudizhulelinyibaidexiongtang:“chulaobanyoushi?”
linyibaijianqidishangdejiafa,daizaitoushang:“wotiniqu。”
【chulaoban?zheizenmejiaodezheimegaoxiao?】
【bushuolejiemeimen,woxianjigegedechenghugaichengchulaobanle。】
【zaijianlechuge,zaijianleduwei,yihouwojiushininglaoshideyanfenle。】
【woxianzaimomingyoudianzhenxiangleshizenmehuishi?】
【wozaicilishi,wocongcizhuancpfensi!】
cengjingyangyanmashenchucengredudelinyibaifensi,fenfenkaishilepaqiang,erweiboderesoushangheranduoleyitiao‘qiannianmeinvshenchu’
citiaodianjinqu,yipaixialaiquanshishenchumeiyigetexiejingtou。
guangkanzhezheizhangzhexianyibandelianzhongrenyijingkaishixiangxinlinyibainantaoqingwangle。
shenzhilianbushaonvyoufendoubiaoshi【meinvlaoposheibuai?qinglaiyidahaoma?】
【chunluren,biaoshixianggenlinyibaihuanlaopokeyima?】
mishitaotuoshiwai,zhourongdengzaixiuxiqu,yizhishuazheweibo,mianduifensideturanzhuanbianjianzhidoubuganzhixin。
jiuguangguangshenchuhelinyibaipeiduizheijianshi,yaoshifangdaozhiqianjueduidoushiquanwangheidedibu。
rujinjiuyinweishenchuzheizhanglianbeifangshangyingmu,xiangfanhaixileyi**fen。
tadoubuzhidaoshizheiyatouyunqihao,haishishuoxianzaiwangyoudoushiyiyanweizongzhi,zongeryanzhidoushihaoshi。
……
mishitaotuohenkuaijiuyoulejieguo,shudiaodeshimuduoyidui。
dangranzuihoudechengfabushizhenbarenfangjinchizili,ershirangqinglvzaishuixianglidaimanshiwumiao。
jieshuwanyouxihou,geweijiabinfenfenhuidaohuazhuangshihuazhuang,zhunbeipaishewanshangdeqinglvzhao。
zheidangzongyiweilezhuiqiuzhenshi,lianhuazhuangdoushitongshizhibode。
tongyigehuazhuangjiannei,jigejiabindoushiyouhuazhuangshiqinzishangzhen。
shenchukanzhejingzilideziji,kanzhezhujianchengxingdezhuangrong,tongguojingziwangzheshenhoudengdaizhedelinyibai,naohaizhonghuranshanguojiju——
“chuyingdi,ruguonishihanwang,ruguohanwangfeizhidaocuole,nihuiyuanliangtama?”
“wohuiqinshoushaleta。”
“唔——”
shenchumengranzhanqilai,beiduizhelinyibaiwuzhunaohai,kenaohaidejutonghaishirenbuzhu。
linyibaihuangmangchongleguolai:“yueying,nalibushufu?”
ketadeshougangpengshangtadejianbang,quebeitaduowenyibanduokai:“nibiepengwo!”
第三十二章
linyibaijiangzaiyuandi,xinrudaoge。
shenchuhongzheyan,yanqiandelinyibaihegangcaishanxianzainaohaizhongneigelengmodelianzhongdiezaiyiqi。
tayoujiqi,zhoujiegentashuo,zijicengjingdaozhuiguolinyibai……
gangcaijiyilidenayimu,shibushitacongqiandemoyang?
ruguoshi,neitaxianzaiyoushishenmeyisi?
演戏吗?
“baoqian,woyouxiebushufu,xiangquwaimiantoutouqi。”
linyibaimouzhongyitong,hetadaizaiyigekongjianli,duitalaishuojiuneimetongkuma?
dangtahaishiyaxiaxintoudeanyu,wenrouxiaozhe:“hao。”
haozai,zheiyimumeiyoulujinzhibo。
bujiu,daoyanzujiangjingtouzhuandaolelinyibaidelian:“xianzaiyueyingyemeikong,womengenninxianchuqudanduhezhaokeyima?”
linyibailengmosaoleyiyan:“bukeyi。”
daoyanyiyaoyazaiwen:“zhendebukeyima?jiuyizhangjiuhao。”
“wozhihewonvpengyoupai。”
导演:……
zhibojiankandaozheiyimu,limaliulei。
【suoyizanhaiyiweigegeshizhuanxingzouwenqingluxianle,ganqingshiyinweininglaoshihewomenbutong?】
【zheijianzhijiushidaxingshuangbiaoxianchang,gegemeicikanninglaoshideyanshendoushuobushangchunjing。】
【ruoruoshuoyiju,zheigeshichongqikuangmomeirangrenfanduileba?】
……
zaizhibojianxixihahazhong,bangexiaoshihou,zhengshipaiwuliao。
linyibaiyishenbizhideshensexizhuangpeishangshenchushouyaodeliqun,liangrendengduiwubi。
sheyingshiyibianpaiyibianshuo:“ningxiaojie,nikeyiwangchuyingdipangbianzaikaojinyidianmazheiyanggengqinmi?wojiumeijianguomeiyounagenvmingxingnenghechuyingdiheyingshinengbuzhudongtiejinde。”
shenchuyuguangkanleyanliangrenzhijiandekongxi,youxiebujie:“weishenmeyaotiejin?”
changkongdegongzuorenyuanfenfenxiaoleqilai:“bijingzheishihenduonvmingxingdouxiangshoubudaodefulia。”
yizhizaiyipangbuzenmeshuohuadexusongturankaikouchahuadao:“zheiwokeyizhengming,shangcicanjiawanxianggangbanjiangdianlihezhaoshi,bushaonvmingxingdouhenbudewangtamianqianji。”
“weilebikairen,chugezhijieshangledinglou,zuozhishengfeijilikaile。”
shenchutingdaozheihua,weiweiyangqitoukanxianglinyibai,jiujiantachunjiaoweiyang,kanqilaixinqinghenbucuo。
sheyingshichencijihui,anxialekuaimenjian,zaikuaipaixialaidezuihouyishunjian,linyibaishenshoulanzhuletadexiyao。
zuihouzheizhangzhaopianchenglejingdian。
linyibaiyandideshenqingdoukuaiyichulaile。
dangwan,‘chuningfufu’zheigecitiaozhijieshangleresou。
zhibojianzaicibeiyiqunyankongshuamanlepingmu。
daoyankandaowangshangzhixianbiaoshengderedu,yipaidatui,jiangzhipianrenjiaoleguolai。
“qufayitiaofensidayi,rangdajiayeyaoyoudiancanyugan。”
jiuzheiyanghouqinzuzaizhibojianjialeyitiaoxiaoxi。
【jiemuhuanjiejijiangshengji,dajiakeyicaicaixiayizhanhuidaoneili?】
zheigewentigangchulai,zhibojiandefensijiufangkailetaolun。
【bushuole,fangdajiaquxuliyayiriyouhaoma?】
【loushanghaishibiexiangle,wogengzaiyideshixiayigewanshenme?woyijingkaishiqidailehahaha……】
【budongjiuwen,nanbuchengshibeichengdejijiaogala?】
fensimendehuidawuhuabamen,zuihoujiemuzuduanshanglaiyigexiezidezhipai——wangjingqushiqitiantongju。
哦吼!同居?!
第三十三章
buguangguangshiguanzhongmengle,zaichangdejiabinyemengquanle。
bijing,wangjingquneibiandouhaimeiyoukaifa,jiabinmenguoquwuyiyuhuangyeqiusheng,buguo,tongjuyiciqueshizhuanzulexuetou。
diertian,jiweijiabinbeikongtoudaolemudedi,haibeimeishouleyiqiegongju,zhinengkaozuorenwuyindeshiwulaizuofan。
jigejiabinmianrutuse,naodailiyijingkaishihuanxianghuiesizaiwangjingqu。
zhiyoushenchumiansebugaidezuozaixiweishang,zhengdangtashishenzhiji,linyibaituranzuoleguolai。
shenchuxiayishijiuxiangnuo,bucengxiang,tafanshouxianyibukouzhuletadeshuangshou。
zheidongzuorangrenkanqilai,gewaiyiweishenzhang。
gaoqingjingtouxia,liangrenaimeideyimubeihaowuliwaidefangdazaileguanzhongshiye……
shenchuxiunaodezhengzhaleyixia,danlinyibaimeiyoubandiansongshoudeyisi。
qingjizhixia,tazhijieshenshoutuileyiba,bucengxiangzhenghaodizaitadexiaofuzhixia。
linyibaimianseyian,saoleyanshenchufangshoudeweizhi:“nizaiwanhuo?”
shenchujijishouhuishou,zhengjinweizuo:baixidelianjiashangfanqikeyidefeihong。
zhibojianlixianqiyizhenrechao。
【zheitamiaoshiwobufufeinengkandedongxima?】
【chesutaikuaiwohailaibujisikao,ninglaoshizhidaoanzhunanrendexiaofuyiweizheshenmema?】
【ninglaoshipashimodaoleshenmebugaimodeleba。】
fensimenkandejinjinyouwei,shenzhihaiyouzhongxiangjiuzheiyangxiaquyehenhaodejishigan。
shenchusaoleyanzaichangjiabinyiweishenzhangdeyanshen,buzirandeqingleqingsangzi:“baoqian,ganggangyishiqingjisuoyijiu……”
huahaiweiwan,jigejiabinlimaxiaolechulai:“womendoudong,chengnianrendeshijiebuxuyaoduoyan。”
shenchuzhangkouxiangjieshi,danshenpangdelinyibaiquexianyibuqianglehua:“talianpibo,tiaoguozheiduan。”
沈初:……
这话还不如不说!
【chugezheishishenmeyihuofayan,xswl,guizhidaowoxianzaiduozaibeizilixiaowomadouyiweiwofengle。】
jiexialaidebantianluzhi,shenchudouyunyunhuhu。
zhongchangquxishoujiandeshihou,jiemuzudegongzuorenyuanzouleguolai,jingzhizoudaoshenchudemianqian。
“yueying,yourenzhaoni。”
shenchuweiweiyileng,xunzhegongzuorenyuanzhixiangdefangxiang,kandaolairenshigegeshenbiandenvmishu。
qishenzouguoquhou,nvmishuzhijieshuominglelaiyi:“xiaojie,ningzongdeyisishixiwangninnengmashangtuichujiemuzu,rujinninyijingmeiyoudaixiaqudebiyao。”
shenchucumei:“woyijingqianlehetongle,luzhiyibanjiulikai,niyaowoweiyue?”
nvmishutuiletuibiliangshangdeyanjing,yuqihaihenkeqi:“xiaojie,ninzheiyang,ningzongkenenghuibugaoxing。。”
shenchuyaotou:“nigaosugege,wobuxihuanyanerwuxin。”
zheiyimubeizhibojingtoushoulejinqu,wangyoumenyilunfenfen。
【ninglaoshideshenfenkanqilaibujiandana?】
【zenmeban,yuelaiyuehaoqininglaoshishibeijingle,zhidaodejiemeikeyibaogexinma?】
shenchukanbudaozhibojianlidezheixiepinglun,jingzhiyouzouhuijiabinweizhizuohao。
linyibaijiantaliansebuhao,buyuedenileyanbuyuanchudenvmishu:“nigederen?”
tajinliangbashengyinyalexialai,jinliangrangzijidehuabubeilujinqu。
shenchudiantou,meiyouguoduojieshi。
linyibailianlelianyanlideqingxu,zhengseanwei:“wanshiyouwo,biedanxin。”
buzhidaoshibushiyinweiliangrenxianggedejulitaijin,shenchumomingxintiaolouleyipai,danlizhirangtayaxialezheidianyiyang。
巧的是,又下雨了。
ruye,dajiazuozaimutoufangzili,yidaozidianzhaxiangkailai!
shenchuxinkouzhouranyiteng,yanqianyihei,liansecangbaidaolexiaqu。
eryuanbenjulitalianggeweizhidelinyibaiyigejianbuchongleshanglai,barenbaojinhuaili,xianghonghaizineiyangwenrouanwen:
“biepa,woyizhidouzai。”
第三十四章
zhibojiankandaozheiyimudeguanzhongfenfenyouxiediepoyanjing。
【suoyiwogeyuanlaiyeyouzheimenuannandeyimushima?】
【zheiliangrenyaoshisixiameiyouqingkuang,wozhibochijianpan!】
【qiujiemuzujihaiziyidiangengsimidekongjianba,wodounengkandaowogezainulikezhiqingxule。】
shenchuwenzhelinyibaishenshangteyoudelengshanwei,jianjianfangxialewuzhuerduodeshou,buzhiweihezheigehuaibaohuirangtagewaianxin。
youneimeyishunjian,tashenzhixiwangzheiyikekeyijiuzheiyangbaochixiaqu。
kemeidangtazheimexiang,xindijiujiuyougeshengyinyizhiduitashuo:“kuaizou!lizheigenanrenyuanyidian!”
shenchunaohaiyoushiyizhenteng,tabaizhelianconglinyibaidehuaibaolituolile,shulidaoxie:“xiexie。”
linyibainingzheta,yanzhongdeqingyichayidianwufakezhi,aierbudedejusangyayibuzhu。
zheiyangdeyimu,rangzhibojianlidewangyoumenkandemudengkoudai。
【zheiyaoshibuzaiyiqi,jieguokongpahennanshouchang】
shenchudixiatou,buzhehenjidehuanleyikouqi,tongshi,xintoushengtengyizhongdandandeshiluo。
jiuzaitashishenzhiji,linyibaiturandiguolaiyigexiaoyaoping。
shenchuyileng,zheijiushitajingchangchideneikuananding。
“nijintianzaoshangweishengsudouwangjichile。”shuozhe,linyibaitiexindedaochuleliangpianyaofangzaileshenchudeshouzhong。
shenchuxintouweiweiyizhan,jieguo‘weishengsu’chilexiaqu。
chiwanyaohou,tademuguangyoubuyoudekanleyiyanlinyibaideceyan,piankeshishen。
taduizijizheimeguanxin,shiyinweijiemuxiaoguo?
zheizhihou,chenzhezhibojianderedugao,suoyijiemuzulinshianpaileyichanghudongxiaoyouxi。
‘情侣坦白大挑战’
zhibojiandeguanzhongfensidunshiyoudaqilejixue。